✌🏻JUAN MATA SONG✌🏻 by 442oons (Chelsea Mourinho Man Utd football cartoon)

442oons

Jan 22, 2014

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Lyrics
The Special Juan: Ola! I’m Chelski’s Hwan Mata The 'Special' one? Fck You! Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro When I Came Here... I thought I’d really made the grade Rafa used to say Rafact Benitesh: You have qwality when you play! The Special Juan: Two years in a row I was Player of the Year! Now Jose's here Jose Moaninho: Hello! Nice to see you! The Special Juan: Now I never get picked What on earth I gotta do? I never get a kick I've really got the blues Boy it make me sick Jose is a dick Gotta feel like a fool And Jose says all the time Jose Moaninho: Hwan Mata, you- The Special Juan: Me? Jose Moaninho: You're on the bench The Special Juan: What did I do? Why you make me sad? Jose Moaninho: It's not so bad The bench is a nice place The Special Juan: Oh, shaddap your face Jose Moaninho: What? What's the matter Hwan - hey? You not like the bench? You know what you can do? You can fck off to the Mancs Moysey's not that bad Old Trafford's a nice place Now get out of my face The Special Juan: The 'Special' one? Fck you! Fck you!