Lyrics[]
Phil Coutinyho: Hello, Vinny!
Vinjury Kompany: Hello.
Phil Coutinyho: Slice to see you!
Vinjury Kompany: Pardon?
Phil Coutinyho: I said, 'Nice to see you!'
(pause as Kompany's face was confused)
Phil Coutinyho: Please could I get some pizza?
Vinjury Kompany: How many slices would you like?
Phil Coutinyho: (laughs) One slice is all I need!
Vinjury Kompany: What's that supposed to mean?
Phil Coutinyho: Errm, nothing? Forget about the pizza if it is a problem! What desserts do you have?
Vinjury Kompany: Errm? Vanilla slice, lemon slice, a slice of cake?
Phil Coutinyho: (laughs)
Vinjury Kompany: What are you laughing at?
Phil Coutinyho: Nothing? I'm just exicted about your slices! Forget about the desserts if it's a problem! What drinks do you have?
Vinjury Kompany: We got coke, lemonade, or iced tea...
Phil Coutinyho: Sliced tea please!
Vinjury Kompany: Pardon?
Phil Coutinyho: Iced tea please... no wait, I'll have a coke!
Vinjury Kompany: Okay.
Phil Coutinyho: With a slice of lemon!
(Vinjury Kompany groans)
Phil Coutinyho: And some sliced cubes!
Vinjury Kompany: I know what are you doing...
Phil Coutinyho: What? I'm just trying to get a drink!
(Vinjury Kompany's face is shown mad)
Phil Coutinyho: Hey, Vinny! You got really use some music in here!
Vinjury Kompany: You think?
Phil Coutinyho: Yes!
Vinjury Kompany: Any ideas?
Phil Coutinyho: What about... the slice girls!
(Vinjury Kompany groans)
Phil Coutinyho: (singing) Oh, vanilla, slice, slice baby! Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!
(Vinjury Kompany groans more)
Phil Coutinyho: Oh wait, I know! What about Miley slice-rus!'
Vinjury Kompany: That one does not even work..
Phil Coutinyho: Who cares! (laughs)
Vinjury Kompany: You know uh, I could take the piss out of you!
Phil Coutinyho: Go on! Give it to your best shot!
Vinjury Kompany: Well, uh... You have a... Looks like a nice chin!
Phil Coutinyho: Really? When your clearance last week was a sliced chin! (laughs) Vinny, I think we need to break the slice, oh I mean, break the ice. How about a round of golf?
Vinjury Kompany: Okay, that would be good.
Phil Coutinyho: Maybe, you could help me get better at bending the ball at around trees!
Vinjury Kompany: Yeah, I'm really good at slicing at the... wait... you're taking the piss aren't you.....
Phil Coutinyho: Oh thatwasanaccident I swear! how about watching a movie?
Vinjury Kompany: Okay!
Phil Coutinyho: Who's your favorite actor?
Vinjury Kompany: Sylvester Stallone.
Phil Coutinyho: You mean, Slice Stallone? These jokes make themselves! SLICE STALLONE! (laughs) SLICE STALLONE!
(Vinjury Kompany's face turns mad)
Phil Coutinyho: OH! MAYBE WE CAN SEE SLICE AGE! OH! OH! SLICE AGE THE MELTDOWN! (untelligable)
Vinjury Kompany: ENOUGH!!!!!!!
(Vinjury Kompany pulls out a knife, that what I can presume he has been holding for the entire animation leading up to this, and points it threateningly at Phil Coutinyho.)
Phil Coutinyho: Carefully with that thing! You could slice someone's finger off!
Vinjury Kompany: Get out.
Phil Coutinyho: Okay, have a slice day! (laughs)
(Vinjury Kompany groans then throws a pizza slice to Phil Coutinyho's face and then screams. We can hear him crashing onto a glass as Kompany begins to shock. Then later, he runs away...)
to be continued in the sequel...
Characters[]
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- Vinjury Kompany (Debut)
- Phil Coutinyho (Debut)
Summary[]
Trivia[]
- One year later, 442oons uploaded a sequel that shows the same characters after Liverpool won 2-1 against Man City. This time, Phil Coutinyho gets revenge by throwing a cash resigter to Vinjury Kompany.