Lyrics[]
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Eden Hazardous: So Roman just sold me... Ed Woodward: New the fans can't call me dumb! #finger, #thumb. Basic Wage? What the Hell? Slabhead... Adele Alli: Well... Ndombele's come in Nicolas Peperami: So much to do... so much to see... Unwell Paleandgreeni: Haller! What a baller! Get your boots on! Go play! Rafact Benitesh: It's a cool place... but I'm off to China! Yougurn Klopp: The fans irate? They think the squad is thin? Robert Lewangoalski: Sane! – Robert Lewangoalski: Sane! Eden Hazardous: So... Real just bought me... so time for more maccies! Ed Woodward: Okay now... I look quite dumb 'coz Dybala didn't come. Don't worry, everyone! We've got Fred! Olivier GQ: Keep on running! Schlong Terry: So much to "do" new wags to "see". Mike Cashley: Hey there! You're a Geordie! Get your suit on! |
Characters[]
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- David Louise
- Frank Lampardi
- KepaThe Keeper
- Olivier GQ
- Prince Jorginho
- N’Golo Kanye
- Will.I.An
- Dave Azpilicueta
- Eden Hazardous
- Christian Pullasicky
- Slabhead Maguire
- DaniRed James (debut)
- Paulo Dyballer
- Obi Wan-Bissaka
- Ed Woodward
- Poor Pogba
- Robbie Lyle
- Datguy Ndombele (debut)
- Hurri-Kane MBE
- Harry W*nks
- Takeabow Son
- Hugoalkeeper Lloris
- Mauricio Pochettino-Turner
- Sony Eriksen
- BelJan Vertonghen
- Lucfast Moura
- Adele Alli
- Yougurn Klopp
- Pep, si? Guardiola
- Youplonker Rodri (debut)
- João Cancellotape (debut)
- Harvey BillyElliot (debut)
- Nicolas Peperami (debut)
- One-eye Emeryboard
- Pierrrrre-Emerick Ibangyermam
- Dani Ceballos
- Alexandre Lacagoals
- Wee Willy Zaha
- Woy Bodgson
- L'Oreal Koscielny
- Sébastien Haller
- Unwell Paleandgreeni
- Andy Carrallwaysinjured
- Arnie Arnautovic
- Declan Rice Rice Baby (debut)
- Youri Tielemans (debut)
- Ayoze Pérez
- Brendan the Elephant Seal
- Nathan Aké
- Eddie Who
- Leroy Sarnie
- Ferme Laporte
- Long John David Silver
- John €50nes
- Kev De Bluene
- Gabriel Icanseejesus
- Skyle Walker
- Nicolas Ottermandi
- Rah££m Loves St£rling
- Really Bad Penalty Taker Mahrez
- Sergio AGÜEROOOOOO!
- Fernandinhold
- İlkay Gün Doğ Gun
- Alisson Pecker
- Trent Alexander-Armstrong
- Alex Oxeleonardo Chamberlain
- Virgil van TracSaint
- Andybetterthan Morenoson
- Joel Matip
- Georginio Whycantscoreawaydum
- Fabinho
- Bobby Firmino
- Joe Selena Gomez
- Jordim Henderunson
- James Run-of-the-Millner
- Xherdan Shakira
- No Salad
- Sadio Mane-Mane
- Divock TwoorThreegi
- Rafact Benitesh
- Salmonman Rondon
- Joelinton
- Mike Cashley
- Steve McClaren
- Jessie Lingard
- Midas Rashford
- Ole Gollum Solskjær
- Romelu Lakaka
- Antonio Contaly
- Marco Silva
- Moise Kean
- Snakean Delph
- Th2-0 Walcott
- Richarl£50n
- Gylfi Sigurðsson
- André Gomes (debut)
- Jordan Pickford
- Lucas Ding-Dong
- Michael Keane
- Yerry Mina (debut)
- Séamus Coleman
- Alex EMObi
- Thomasshole Muller
- Robert Lewanogoalski
- James Tarkowski (debut)
- Sean Dyche
- Simon Mingingsave
- BAdrian
- Kieran Trippier
- Phil Coutinyho
- Kolohno Toure
- Wales Hennessey,see?
- Giovani Lo Celsotape
- Ryan Sessegnon (debut)
- Fred (1993)
- Chris Wilder (debut)
- Dean Henderson (debut)
- Billy Sharp (debut)
- Callum Robinson (debut)
- Phil Jagerbombielka
- Sean Bean (debut)
- Jay Rodriguez
- Phil Bardsley
- Joe Hairt
- Wayne The Ogre
- Ben the Bee (debut)
- Ben Gibson
- Danny Drinkwater
- Tom Robbie Brady
- Schlong Terry
- Dean Smith (debut)
- Ché Addams (debut)
- Ralph Hasenhuttl
- Nathan Redmond
- Jannik Vestergaard
- Danny Ings
- Ryan Bertrand
- Pugsley Addams (debut)
- Morticia Addams (debut)
- Wednesday Addams (debut)
- Fester Addams (debut)
- Lurch (debut)
- Harry Wilson (debut)
- Callum Wilson
- Aaron Mooy
- Graham Potter (debut)
- journalist
- Mike Myler
- Vicki-Vale Sparks
- journalist with glasses
- Sam Dunscombe
- Diogo Torres
- Dean Stobbart
- black journalist
- Beatrice Parnell
- Daniel Farke (debut)
- Delia Wordsmith
- Raul Jimenez (debut)
- Nuno Espírito Santo
- Javi Gracia
- Craig Dawson (debut)
- Jack GrealEnglishIrish
Teams[]
- Chelsea Soccer Club
- Arsenal Fan TV FC
- Real Madrith
- Ajax Reunited
- Tottenange Hotspur
- Manchester Sheikhy
- Leavethepool
- Crystal Parish
- Bordeaux
- West Hammers
- Jason Bournemouth
- Leicester the Foxes
- Newcastle UAE
- BorEngland
- Inter Mulan
- Everton
- FC Buyern Monstermunchen
- Brrrnley FC
- Club Boobs
- Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid
- Barcelever
- Old Lady
- Sean Bean United (debut)
- KFDC United
- Aston Sevilla
- Saintshampton
- The Seagirls
- Notrich City
- Wolves Clube de Portugal
- WTFord
Summary[]
Trivia[]
- The Original song is “All Star” by “Smash Mouth”
References[]
Errors[]
- A small line is missing from Jay Rodriguez’s head
- On Schlong Terry’s list of wags, there’s a Hole in the O


