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- Lionel Messigician
- Cristiano Arabonaldo
- Jude Bellingham
- Kylian MMMboppé
- No Salad
- Erling Braut Haaland
- Takeabow Son
- Midas Rashford
- Chewy Suarez
- Pierrrrre-Emerick Ibangyermam
- Emmanuel Lazybayor
- Sergio AGUEROOOOOO!
- Garry Bale
- Not So Super Mario Balotelli
- Tim Cahill (debut)
- Skeletor Cavani
- Eric Cantona
- Peter Needs To Crouch
- Paulo Dyballer
- Emiliano Martínez
- Samuel Eto'OAP
- Robbie Fowler
- Gerard Houlettheredsout
- Alan She-Ra
- Steve McManomanomanoman
- Paul Gascoigne
- Tryiton Giggs
- Bafétimbi Gomis (debut)
- Serge Gnabrie
- Antoine 4G-Riezmann
- Terry Henry
- Zlatan Egohimovic
- Gabriel Icanseejesus
- Hurri-Kane MBE
- Thomasshole Muller
- Robert Lewanogoalski
- Neal Maupay
- James Maddison
- Diego Maradona
- Roger Milla (debut)
- Notaxmar
- Gary Neville The Devil
- Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial
- Pele
- Jairzinho
- Gerard Piqkira
- Sergio Redos
- Richarlison
- Ronalteethio
- Daniel Sturrinjured
- Divhead Moyes
- Francesco Totty
- Salmonman Umtiti
- Olivier GQ
- Jamie's Come Fardy
- Wayne The Ogre