Lyrics[]
Characters[]
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- Jose Moaninho
- Anthony MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLL!
- David De Saver
- The Special Juan
- Midas Rashford
- Necromancer Matic
- Anderrrrr Herrera
- Victor Lindelof (debut)
- Romelu Lakaka
- Poor Pogba
- Chris Talling
- Eric Bailly
- DaleyDevil Blind
- Matteo Damian
- Henrikh Miki-is-Ryan
- Phace Jones
- Marouanne Failaini
- Luke Shalways Injured
- Jessie Lingard
- Zlatan Egohimovic
- Roy Meane
- Antonio Contaly
- Judge
- Layer
- Diego Costly-Coffee (player)
- Diego Simemoane
- Roman Imveryrich
- Benjamin Mendy (debut)
- Skyle Walker
- Danilo
- Pep, si? Guardiola
- Kickedinthe Ederson
- Bastardo Silva
- Daniel Levil
- Mauricio Pochettino-Turner
- Zinheadine Zidane
- Cristiano Arrogantaldo
- Ben Tennyson
- Leonardo Jardim
- Fab-etterthanfernand-inho
- Kylian Mfloppé
- Tiémoué Bakayoko
- Bacary LeSagna
- Gael Cliche
- Jesus of Navasreth
- Aleksandar Kolaroff
- Pablo Zabtheletter
- policeman
- Darren Rudolph
- BAdrian
- Arnie Arnautovic
- Michail Antonio (debut)
- Wile Kouyate
- Mark Nobble
- James Collins
- Manuel Lanzini (debut)
- Andy Carrallwaysinjured
- Bernie Slaven Bilić
- Joe Hairt
- Little Pea Hernandez
- George Friend
- Robbie Lyle
- Aumar Hamilton
- Claude Callegari
- Ty
- Andy WhatA-Tatey
- Paul Machin (debut)
- Chris Pajak (debut)
- Peter Needs to Crouch
- Doctor
- Sparky Hughes
- Jack Butland
- Jesus Allen
- Ryan Shawcross
- Xherdan Shakira
- Darren Fletcher (1984)
- Saddo Bearandrhino
- Charlie Adam
- N’Golo Kanye
- Antonio Bluediger (debut)
- Victor Moses
- Dave Azpilicueta
- Tibo Caughtout
- P-E-D-R-O
- Alvara Moratahahaha
- David Louise
- Willy Cabaldero
- Michy Batshuayi
- Gary Vkahill Blue
- Eden Hazardous
- Will.I.An
- Secs Fabregash
- Marcos Alonso
- Arsey Whinger
- Dirty Sanchez
- Yougurn Klopp
- Phil Coutinyho
- Chewy Suarez
- Lionel Messigician
- Victor Ingonyama
- England's Rose
- Adele Alli
- Erik Lame-ela
- Eric Dierrhea
- Takeabow Son
- BelJan Vertonghen
- Hurri-Kane MBE
- Mousa Datbelly
- Sony Eriksen
- Hugoalkeeper Lloris
- Headin Vimmer
- Dec Donnelly
- Ant McPartlin
- Mike Cashley
- Rafact Benitesh
- Newcastle fan
- horse
- Shkodran Mustafa Cacki
- Fresh Prince of Wel-Air
- Petr the Czech
- Welsh Rambo
- Mohamed ElTelNeny
- Per Merthetractor
- Th2-0 Walcott
- Francis Cockerelman
- L'Oreal Koscielny
- Gabrielle
- Granit Xhaka Khan
- Olivier GQ
- Alex Oxeleonardo Chamberlain
- Alexandre Lacagoals
- David WARgner
- Steve Mounié (debut)
- Laurent Depoitre (debut)
- Jonathan Waltersloo
- Phil Bardsley
- Sean Dyche
- Tom Heaton
- Tom Robbie Brady
- Sam Vokes
- Wilfred Ndidi
- Captain Morgan
- Danny Simpson
- Robert Huth
- Kelechi Iheanacho
- Marc Albrighton
- Jamie's Come Fardy
- Danny Drinkwater
- Craig Shakespeare
- Really Bad Penalty Taker Mahrez
- Tom Ince (debut)
- Aaron Mooy (debut)
- Marco Silva
- BeardedMalfoy Hughes (debut)
- No Salad
- Dominication Solanke
- Bobby Firmino
- PowerRanger Balaklavan
- Daniel Sturrinjured
- Dortmund Lovren
- Divock TwoorThreegi
- Adam the Llama
- Georginio Whycantscoreawaydum
- Calvin Clyne
- Simon Mingingsave
- James Run-of-the-Millner
- Marko Grujic
- Alberto Smalleno
- Sadio Mane-Mane
- Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial
- Michael Keane (debut)
- Wayne The Ogre
- Ronald Cowman
- Jordan Pickford (debut)
- Davy Klassenman
- Ross Barkley
- Eddie Who
- Chris Hughton
- Steve Parish
- Ruben Loftus-Bumcheek (debut)
- Frank de Mole (debut)
- Frankly Loanfarce
- 6 wags
- Jay Rodriguez (debut)
- Tony Pullonacaplis
- Allan Nyom (debut)
- Craig Dawson
- Ahmed Hegazi (debut)
- Chris Brunt (debut)
- Matt Phillips
- Jake Livermore (debut)
- Sam Field (debut)
- James McClean (debut)
- José de Jesus Silva (on picture) (debut)
- Josileide da Silva Costly-Coffee (on picture) (debut)
- Paul Clement
- Gylfi Sigurðsson
- Virgil van TracSaint
- Mauricio Pellegrino (debut)
- Long John David Silver
- Ed Woodward
- Garry Bale
- Nabinjury Keita
Summary[]
Trivia[]
- The original song is "Castle on the Hill" by Ed Sheeran.