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Lyrics[]

Lyrics[]

Lyrics
Dean Stobbart: It's the North London Derby!

Dirty Sanchez: OWW! RED CARD PENALTY!
Arsey Whinger: Get up, Alexis!
Save your diving for the game!
S.O.L.!
Mauricio Pochettino-Turner: Pray for Kane!
Ar2enal team: NORTH LONDON DERBY!
Ar2enal and Tottendan Hotspur team: IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!
Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial: NOW WAR IS DECLARED!
Hurri-Kane MBE: They're not messing around! gulps
Tottendan Hotspur team: NORTH LONDON DERBY!
Commentator: TACKLE!
Arsey Whinger: Wow! What a twirl!
Dirty Sanchez: whines
Mousa Datbelly: Stop diving around...
Like a little gi.. rl!
Mike Dean: Free kick!
Ar2enal and Tottendan Hotspur team: NORTH LONDON DERBY!
Shkodran Mustafa Cacki: Excuse me...
Needs must!
Hurri-Kane MBE: OFFSIDE!
Arsey Whinger: Poch-mania...
HAS BITTEN THE DUST!
Ar2enal and Tottendan Hotspur team: NORTH LONDON DERBY!
Dirty Sanchez: Pass! While i'm still standing!
Hugoalkeeper Lloris: You shall not paaaaaaaasssss!
Commentator: Lloris is falling
Hurri-Kane MBE: OFFSIDE!
Arsey Whinger: The Arse-Age is coming!
Mauricio Pochettino-Turner: What?!
Arsey Whinger: Unfortunate phasing
Meltdown avoided...
Tres bien! Great diving!
Now sign?
Özil was running...
For the first time this year!
North London is red!
Since we moved north of the river!
laughs
Hurri-Kane MBE: Hello?
Arsey Whinger: Wenger calling
Hurri-Kane MBE: Urgh...
Arsey Whinger: Today you were cack!
Hurri-Kane MBE: WHAT?!
Arsey Whinger: From now on, I'll call you the English Chamakh!
Hurri-Kane MBE: WHAT?!
Arsey Whinger: Wenger calling
Dele average today!
Based on that, MK Dons wouldn't give you a game!
Wenger calling
Mauricio Pochettino-Turner: Well done
Arsey Whinger: Oh...
Your praise has caught me completely off-guard!
Most managers just insult me...
Wenger calling
Mike Dean: Hi!
Arsey Whinger: Well played Mike Dean!
Mike Dean: Thanks!
Arsey Whinger: It helped, to have a 12th man on our team!
Wenger calling
Danny Payrise-Rose: Hi!
Arsey Whinger: I'll see you in Jan!
Well done for getting dropped...
It's all gone to plan! laughs
Wenger calling
Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial: Hi!
Arsey Whinger: My Alien of the Match!
Now copy your boss...
And sign a 2-year contract!
Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial: Never!!!
Arsey Whinger: DAAAAAAMN YOU OZIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!

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The song is based on "London Calling" by The Clash, released in 1979.

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