Lyrics[]
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(Melody: Champions Leauge Anthem) Thomasshole Muller: Hello I'm Zlatan! Ah, I'm such a comedian! Isn't that right, Dante? Dante?! |
Characters[]
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- Thomasshole Muller
- Ohilooksosilly Benatia
- Jeronimo Boateng
- Robert Lewanogoalski
- Mario Goatze
- Philip Lamb
- Arjen Robin
- Savewell Neuer
- David Ali Baba
- Secs Fabregash
- Diego Costly-Coffee (1988)
- Ramires
- Schlong Terry
- Gary Vkahill Blue
- Will.I.An
- P-E-D-R-O
- Eden Hazardous
- Tibo Caughtout
- Bernieslaven Ivanitch
- Failcow
- Eva Carneiro
- Roman Imveryrich
- Jose Moaninho
- Anderrrrr Herrera
- The Special Juan
- Sergio Romero
- Anthony MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLL!
- David De Saver
- Ghastly Tongue
- Matteo Damian
- Chris Talling
- Marouanne Failaini
- Louis van Harsh
- Tryiton Giggs
- Phace Jones
- Wayne The Ogre
- Memphis the Pie
- Zlatan Egohimovic
- David Louise
- Thiowngoal Silva
- Angel Devil Di Maria
- Skeletor Cavani
- Diego Simemoane (debut)
- Fernando Torrid
- Jack Wheelchair
- Dimwit Ohspina
- Alex Oxeleonardo Chamberlain
- Nacho Monreal
- Maurice Gibbs
- Dirty Sanchez
- Petr the Czech
- Arsey Whinger
- Olivier GQ
- L'Oreal Koscielny
- Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial
- Fresh Prince of Wel-Air
- Santa Cazorla
- Welsh Rambo
- Th2-0 Walcott
- Patrice Whatevra
- Poor Pogba
- The Old lady
- Giorgio Chiellinguine
- Gigi Bouffant
- Vinjury Kompany
- Joe Hairt
- Sergio AGUEROOOOOO!
- Sheiky Mansour
- Samir Nasty
- Snakean Delph
- Unwell Paleandgreeni
- Yaya Tankoure
- Rah££m Loves St£rling
- Willy Big-Bonedy
- Long John David Silver
- Marcelo (1988)
- Peperedcarde
- Tiny Carvajal
- Rafael Caravan
- Hamish Rodriguez
- Mercedes Benzema
- Rafact Benitesh
- Garry Bale
- Cristiano Arabonaldo
- Chewy Suarez
- Notaxmar
- Lionel Messigician