It's Valentine's day, and it's Real 0, PSG 1.
Can Cristiano Arrogantaldo, the man who is his own Valentine, equalise?
RONALDOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO CAUGHT IN A BAD BROMANCE
RONALDOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO CAUGHT IN A BAD BROMANCE (What?)
Haha, Neymar!
Haha, oooh la la!
Should have stayed at Barca!
I miss that bromance
(Argh!) Ha! Neymar
Haha! Over the bar!
Should have stayed at Barca!
I miss that bromance
I want to join you
Could you tell Zidane please?
Ha ha ha ha, we wouldn't want you, even if you were free!
I'll join your club
Get that haircut off my property!
Tell Zidane I'll join your club
Byeeeeee!
I'LL PASS TO YOU ALL THE TIME!
You know that I love you! (Really?)
I want to be like you (Who doesn't?)
Save me from this bad, BAD bromance
NO! Don't want your love
All I want is revenge!
For what? Hmm, let's think
This lame bromance! (NOOOOOOO!)
Barca's your club! 3-1, perfect revenge!
Now f*** off home to your homos, homies in France!
RONALDOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO! CAUGHT IN A BAD BROMANCE
RONALDOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO! CAUGHT IN A BAD BROMANCE (What?)
Haha! Neymar!
Haha! Ooh la la
Should have stayed at Barça!
I miss that bromance
(Argh!) Ha! Neymar!
Haha! Over the bar!
Should have stayed at Barça!
I miss that bromance
Walk, walk, Junior baby
Work it, move that tush, lazy!
Walk on back to Paris
Say hi to that man-lady!
I want your club!
All I want is revenge!
I want your love!
I don't want to be friends! (NO!)
Au, Revoir! Lamemar! (No)
You're merde! Bonsoir! (NO)
Ferme La Porte!
I don't want to be friends!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I don't want to be friends!
Caught in a bad bromance
I don't want to be friends!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Uh, okay, let's be friends...
Really?
NO! Haha!
Don't want your love, all I want is revenge!
For what? Hmm, let's think...
This lame bromance! (Noooooo)
Barca's your club! 3-1, perfect revenge!
Now f*** off home to your homos, homies in France!
RONALDOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO! CAUGHT IN A BAD BROMANCE
RONALDOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO! CAUGHT IN A BAD BROMANCE (What?)
Haha! Neymar!
Haha! Ooh la la!
Should have stayed at Barça!
I miss that bromance
Argh! Ha! Neymar!
Haha! Over the bar!
Should have stayed at Barça!
I miss that bromance
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