Lyrics[]
Cristiano Arabonaldo: Welcome to A-Z of Cristiano Ronaldo. The single best footballer ever.
Messi, Zlatan and others: what?!
Ronaldo: suuuuuu!!!
A is aftershave, I smell so sexy!!!
B is Bernabeu where they worshipped me
C is for Champions League
i've won so many they should name it after me
D is for-
Matiass De Licked :i de Ligt! look he voted for me!
CR7: no. D is Dybala
Paulo Dybala: yes look he kiss me :D
E is Euro 2016
We won the trophy and is all thanks to me (SUUUUUUUUUUU)
F is Fergie Ferguson: The best signing that I made Literally every single Man Utd legend: What F is Free kicks & Fifa Eden hazard: It's in the game Lame!!
G is goals 700, thats insane Messi: and this is why penaldo is your nickname More like G.O.A.T
H is headers Evra: He can almost levitate! And H is Haircuts. Wow I think I look great I is insta I love to post pics. i've got the most followers coz i am so epic
J is Junior he's a little mini-me both:suuuuu!! cj7: I have skills :] But he is s*it compare to meee!! K is Kits cr7 that is me L is Lionel Messi: Will he ever vote for me no
M is Man utd a stepping stone Fergie: Wat M is also for this Journo's Microphone N is Nations League and next is O Juve's Old lady Juve Old Lady: He means Piemonte Calcio Doh
Q is Queiroz. He was like a dad to me.. thanks R is Real Madrid. Wow they're really missing me S is Sculpture Bale: A monstrosity! T is topless check my abs they're so lumpy
U is underwear available now. buy it V is VAR it better had not disallow W is winking Rooney: Sent off holy cow X is xylophone which I will show you now
(Xylophone solo)
Y is yelling. Why did you not pass to me!11!!!111!11111111!!1!!!11!!! Z is Zidane who has come to see me Zidane: Can you pls come back in January? no. Thats the end of Ronaldos a-z.
SUIIIII!
Characters[]
Do not add Characters on Badges, Sponsors and the Intro and Outro
- Cristiano Arabonaldo
- Diego Maradona
- Lionel Messigician
- Pele (debut)
- Zlatan Egohimovic
- Garry Bale
- Real Madrid fan
- Key-lord Navas
- Hurri-Kane MBE
- Hugoalkeeper Lloris
- Dean Stobbart
- Matiass De Licked
- Paulo Dyballer
- Moth
- Peperedcarde
- Nanny
- Renato Sanches
- Ricardo Quaresma
- Rui Patrício
- José Fonte
- Eder (1987)
- Fernando Santos
- Sir Alex Whiskey-nose
- Roy Meane
- Eric Cantona
- Peter Schmeichel
- Super Van
- other Manchester United player
- David De Saver
- Sergio Redos
- Gerard Piqkira
- Sergio Buckets
- Eden Hazardous
- Ukrainian goalkeeper (possibly Andriy Lungin)
- Patrice Whatevra
- Cristiano Arabonaldo Jr
- Journalist
- Virgil van TracSaint
- The Old lady
- Carlos Queiroz (debut)
- Zinheadine Zidane
- Luka Jovic
- Mercedes Benzema
- Lucroat Modrić
- Cristiano Arabonaldo's Statues
- Bruno Fernandes (debut)
- Tibo Caughtout
- Alex Meret
- Wayne The Ogre
- Mike Myler