Lyrics[]
| Lyrics |
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| Phace Jones: Dont look at me. Every day was so wonderful, Now look at this. They take the pppiss! I'll hide my face inside a pppaper pag, with two eyeholes thanks to those trolls. Boss, Im not beautiful. That's all they ever say. Those trolls just bring me down. Divhead Moyes: Oh, come on now, Jonesy. You ARE beautiful in every single way. Those trolls are just fucking clowns. They're bastards. Don't let them bring you down today. Come on, Prince Charming, take the bag off you look like something out of Pacman. Haha, they're he is. Moyesies David Beckham. Off you go, Jonesy. Phace Jones: Can I have a latte, ppplease. Rafact Benitesh: Si, senor. A tall latte, A skinny latte, or a Qwa-latte? You get it? Quality? Phace Jones: Murgh? |
Characters[]
Do not add Characters on Badges, Sponsors and the Intro and Outro
- Phace Jones (debut)
- Divhead Moyes
- Marouanne Failaini (debut; photo)
- Patrice Whatevra
- Wayne The Ogre
- Helen Wood (debut)
- Tryiton Giggs
- Rafact Benitesh
- Bernieslaven Ivanitch
- Nataša Ivanitch (debut)
- waitress
- Ji-Sung Park 'n' Ride (debut)
- 2 customers
- Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial (on poster)
- father and son
- Ennis del Mar (debut)
- Jack Twist (debut)
- Unwell Paleandgreeni (debut)
Teams[]
Summary[]
The song features Phil Jones that he got embarrassed by people being scared of him. But Divhead Moyes encourages him to be brave at all costs.
Trivia[]
- The video was deleted because of a scene where a father urges his son to watch two cowboys having "moments", but was reuploaded again.
- The outro includes an audio recording of Phace Jones crying of murghs
- Although the video was already reuploaded, there is a few wayback machine archive page of the video (i'd recommend https://web.archive.org/web/20190813081133/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvDOeO4wBgs&feature=youtu.be)
- The original song is "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera.
- The title was originally “PHIL JONES' FACE SONG by 442oons (football cartoon)”
References[]
- The movie Jones, the father, and the son are watching is a parody of Brokeback Mountain.
