Lyrics[]
| CR7: Madrid derby, Tuesday... The world stood still!
To see Ron, Ron, Ron! To see Ron, Ron! Somebody's injured... His name is Bale! Leave it to Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron! To Ron, Ron, Ron! (again) Yes! Their defence stood still When I scored, 1-0! Siuu! I headed it home! 1-0, Ron, Ron, Ron! 1-0, Ron, Ron! (You're not booing me now, Madristas, are you? Idiots!) Felipe Luisaleftback: Ramos went loco... and he smashed my head! Atlético players: He should have gone, gone! He should have gone! CR7: Tell me about it! Savic should have seen red! Savic: You dived Ron, Ron, Ron! You dived Ron, Ron! CR7: Savic gave karate a try! Savic: Hiyah! CR7: Yes!! A great volley! Sublime! GOAT! I'm the greatest of all time! 2-0, Ron, Ron, Ron! 2-0, Ron, Ron! (Are you not entertained?! How about this? Sax solo!) I'm CR7 and I'm still in my prime! Nuts! 3-0! Ron, Ron, Ron! 3-0! Ron, Ron! I scored a hat-trick! And the ball is mine! 3-0, Ron, Ron, Ron! 3-0, Ron, Ron! Yes! I looked so fine! Yes! I'll make you mine! (again) 3-0! We won at home! Marcelo and Benzema: Thanks to Ron, Ron, Ron! Thanks to Ron, Ron, Ron! |
Characters[]
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- Cristiano Arabonaldo
- Garry Bale
- Mercedes Benzema
- Hamish Rodriguez
- Felipe Luisaleftback
- Lily Savage
- SafeJands Oblak
- Marcelo (1988)
- Alvara Moratahahaha
- Lucas Hernandesoconnor (debut)
- Sergio Redos
- Diego Godean
- Antoine 4G-Riezmann
- Gabby Logan
- Koke-Cola
- Diego Simemoane
- doctor
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Trivia[]
- The original song is "Da Doo Ron Ron" by The Crystals.