- "Sh*t Andy Carroll! You're just a sh*t Andy Carroll!"
– Andy Carrallwaysinjured to ¿Que? Núñez
– Andy Carrallwaysinjured sining, then injured during the 2015/16 Premier Inn League song.
Andy Carrallwaysinjured is an English football player who plays as a striker for Dagenham & Redbridge.
Bio[]
Etymology[]
His given name Andrew means "manly" or "man". The surname Carroll means "fierce in battle". His parody name references his injury record.
Appearance[]
Carrallwaysinjured has fair skin with long, jet black hair in a ponytail. His thick eyebrows match the colour of his long, dark brown beard. Carrallwaysinjured's thin eyes are dark brown. He has well-defined cheekbones and a prominent chin.
In appearances before mid-2025, Carrallwaysinjured was drawn with a horse body. He was redesigned with a human body in PREMIER LEAGUE SONG 25/26🔥, and was depicted wearing a Newcastle UAE jersey. His earliest depiction had curly hair, a stubble beard, thinner eyebrows, and rounder eyes.
Personality[]
Carrallwaysinjured often gets injured, specifically around his legs. As a horse, he was shown wearing compression bandages on his legs.
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Trivia[]
- His depiction as a horse is potentially a reference to former Newcastle United teammate Shay Given calling him "horse".
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