Ar2enal is a BorEngland club that plays in Premier Inn League.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
The badge is similar to the real Arsenal badge, but with the cannon being reversed and it has the parody name: Ar2enal for always being 2nd in the Premier Inn League.
Name[]
The current parody name is reference to Arsenal's position in the Premier League table from the 2022/23 to 2024/25 seasons. The former name "Arsenal Fan TV FC" references the YouTube channel AFTV, founded by Lyle, who had worked as a surveyor before quitting his job to work on ArsenalFanTV full-time.
The former name, Arsene'll Not Spend FC was a reference to Arsey Whinger refusing to buy players to improve the club, however, the not part of the name was later crossed off because they bought Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial and Dirty Sanchez.
History[]
2013–14 season[]
Ar2enal first appear in LUIS SUAREZ BITE 🎬Silence of the Lambs Remake🎬! by 442oons (football cartoon parody) where we see them in Arsey Whinger's Credentials. The club's crest first appears in 🙏🏻PRAY FOR MOYES🙏🏻 by 442oons (Premier League Christmas Song football cartoon)
During the season, they notably signed Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial from Real Madrith for a £42.5m transfer fee, making him the most expensive German player at the time.
Squads[]
As of 1 September 2025
Out on loan[]
| Former number | National Team | Position | Name | Appeared | Loan To | Loan Due |
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| 15 |  Po-land
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Defender | Jakub Kiwior | Yes | FC Porthole | 30 June 2026 |
| 17 |  Uk-Rain
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Defender | Oleksandr Orlovchenko | Yes | Aforest | 30 June 2026 |
| 21 |  Ronaldugal
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Midfielder | Fábio Vieira | Yes | Tastyburger | 30 June 2026 |
| 24 |  BorEngland
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Forward | Reiss Nelson | Yes | Brent FC | 30 June 2026 |
| 31 |  Forestonia
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Goalkeeper | Karl Hein | No | Greaseisthewerder Bremen | 30 June 2026 |
| 44 |  Albaneia
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Defender | Maldini Kacurri | No | Morecambe | 30 June 2026 |
| 46 |  Ho-Land
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Forward | Ismeal Kabia | No | Shrewsbury Town | 30 June 2026 |
Managers[]
| Nat. | Name. | From. | Until. | W/D/L | Trophies |
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Mikel Arteta bin Laden | Dec 2019 | Present | */*/* |  
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Fredrik Ljungberg | Nov 2019 | Dec 2019 | 1/3/2 | |
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One-eye Emeryboard | May 2018 | Nov 2019 | 43/16/19 | |
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Arsey Whinger | Oct 1996 | May 2018 | 707/280/248 |  
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Pat Rice | Sep 1996 | Oct 1996 | 3/0/1 | |
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Stewart Houston | Aug 1996 | Sep 1996 | 2/2/2 | |
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Bruce Rioch | Jun 1995 | Aug 1996 | 22/15/10 | |
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Stewart Houston | Feb 1995 | Jun 1995 | 7/3/9 | |
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Judas Graham | May 1986 | Feb 1995 | 225/133/102 |  
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Steve Burtenshaw | Mar 1986 | May 1986 | 3/2/6 | |
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Don Howe | Dec 1983 | Mar 1986 | 54/32/31 | |
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Terry Neill | Jul 1976 | Dec 1983 | 187/117/112 |
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Bertie Mee | Jun 1966 | May 1975 | 241/148/150 | 
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Billy Wright | May 1962 | Jun 1966 | 70/43/69 | |
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George Swindin | Jun 1958 | May 1962 | 76/43/67 | |
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Jack Crayston | Oct 1956 | May 1958 | 34/17/30 | |
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Tom Whittaker | Jun 1947 | Oct 1956 | 203/106/121 |
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George Allison | May 1934 | May 1947 | 129/74/76 |
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Joe Shaw | Jan 1934 | May 1934 | 14/3/6 |
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Herbert Chapman | Jun 1925 | Jan 1934 | 204/97/110 |
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Leslie Knighton | May 1919 | May 1925 | 105/63/118 | |
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James McEwen | Apr 1915 | May 1919 | 1/0/1 | |
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George Morrell | Feb 1908 | Apr 1915 | 113/74/122 | |
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Phil Kelso | May 1904 | Feb 1908 | 63/31/58 | |
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Harry Bradshaw | Jun 1889 | Apr 1904 | 118/44/73 | |
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Arthur Kennedy | Feb 1889 | Apr 1899 | 8/3/4 | |
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William Elcoat | Apr 1898 | Feb 1899 | 21/6/17 | |
| N/A | Unknown Manager | Mar 1898 | Apr 1898 | 6/2/1 | |
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Thomas Mitchell | Mar 1897 | Mar 1898 | 23/8/14 |
Titles[]
| Competition | Titles | Season | |
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Premier Inn League | 13 | 1930–31, 1932–33, 1933–34, 1934–35, 1937–38, 1947–48, 1952–53, 1970–71, 1988–89, 1990–91, 1997–98, 2001–02, 2003–04 |
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We Know Sweet FA Cup | 14 | 1929–30, 1935–36, 1949–50, 1970–71, 1978–79, 1992–93, 1997–98, 2001–02, 2002–03, 2004–05, 2013–14, 2014–15, 2016–17, 2019–20 |
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Carrabao Cup | 2 | 1986–87, 1992–93 |
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Community Shield | 17 | 1930, 1931, 1933, 1934, 1938, 1948, 1953, 1991*, 1998, 1999, 2002, 2004, 2014, 2015, 2017, 2020, 2023 |
Trivia[]
Gallery[]
