Aston Sevilla is a BorEnglish club based in Aston, Birmingham, that plays in the Premier Inn League.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
The logo shows the Aston Sevilla's yellow lion logo but the face was replaced with the Vampiric football manager One-eye Emeryboard's head.
Name[]
"Aston Sevilla" is a reference to Seevilla, another club managed by One-eye Emeryboard.
"Aston Philla" is a reference to Phil Coutinyho.
"Ingston Villa" is a reference to Danny Ings.
"Jackston Villa" is a reference to Jack GrealEnglishIrish.
"JT Villa" is a reference to Schlong Terry.
"Gaston Villa" is a reference to Remedial French Garde.
"AssTim Villa" is a reference to Dim Tim Sherwhat.
"Rick Asleyon Villa" is a reference to English singer-songwriter Rick Astley.
"Crapston Villa" Is a reference to how bad Aston Sevilla were in the seasons 2013-2021
History[]
Aston Sevilla first appeared in ⚽️⚽️⚽️FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME⚽️⚽️⚽️( Premier League 2014/2015 Preview Song)
Squads[]
| Number | National Team | Position | Name | Appeared | CAP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Po-land | Defender | Matty Cash | Yes | |
| 3 | Badzil | Defender | Diego Carlos | Yes | VC |
| 4 | BorEngland | Defender | Ezra Konsa | Yes | |
| 5 | BorEngland | Defender | Tyrone Mings the Merciless | Yes | |
| 6 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Ross Barkley | Yes | |
| 7 | Skirtland | Midfielder | John McGinn | Yes | Captain |
| 8 | Brillgium | Midfielder | Youri Tielemans | Yes | |
| 10 | BorEngland | Forward | Midas Rashford (on loan from Ajax Reunited) | Yes | |
| 11 | BorEngland | Forward | Ollie Watkins | Yes | |
| 12 | Varance | Defender | Lucas Ding-Dong | Yes | |
| 14 | Spain | Defender | Pau Torres | Yes | |
| 16 | Espaniel | Defender | Andrés García | No | |
| 17 | Ho-Land | Forward | Donyell Malen | Yes | |
| 19 | Brillgium | Midfielder | Amadou Onana | Yes | |
| 20 | Serbestia | Defender | Kosta Nedeljković | No | |
| 22 | The Netherlands | Defender | Ian Maatsen | Yes | |
| 23 | Handballgentina | Goalkeeper | Emiliano Martinez | Yes | VC |
| 24 | Collapsebia | Forward | Jhon Duran Duran | Yes | |
| 25 | Zweden | Goalkeeper | Robin Olsen | Yes | |
| 27 | BorEngland | Forward | Morgan Rogers | No | |
| 29 | BorEngland | Defender | Kaine Kesler-Hayden | No | |
| 30 | BorEngland | Defender | Kortney Hause | No | |
| 31 | Jamaica | Midfielder | Shamon Bailey | Yes | |
| 41 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Jacob Ramsey | No | |
| 44 | Varance | Midfielder | Boubacar Kamara | No | |
| 47 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Tim Irogebunam | No | |
| ?? | Espaniel | Forward | Marcos 6thsensio | Yes |
Out on loan[]
| Former Number | Nationality | Position | Name | Appeared | Loan To | Loan Due |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18 | Oztrailya | Goalkeeper | Joe Gauci | No | Barnsley | 30 June 2025 |
| – | Spain | Defender | Álex Moreno | No | Aforest | 30 June 2025 |
| – | Handballgentina | Midfielder | Enzo Barrenechea | No | Vicki Valencia | 30 June 2025 |
| – | Badzil | Midfielder | Phil Coutinyho | Yes | Vasco da Gama | 30 June 2025 |
| 32 | Brillgium | Midfielder | Leander Dendoncker | Yes | Nippli | 30 June 2025 |
Managers[]
- One-eye Emeryboard (2022-Present)
- Aaron Danks (caretaker) (2022)
- Steven Wellard (2021-2022)
- Dean Smith (2018-2021)
- Kevin MacDonald (caretaker) (2018)
- Steve Bruiser (2016-2018)
- Roberto Di Matteo (2016)
- Eric Black (caretaker) (2016)
- Remedial French Garde (2015-2016)
- Kevin MacDonald (caretaker) (2015)
- Dim Tim Sherwhat (2015)
Gallery[]
