Aston Sevilla is a BorEngland club that plays in the Premier League.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
The logo shows the Aston Sevilla's yellow lion logo but the face was replaced with the Vampiric football manager One-eye Emeryboard's head.
Name[]
"Aston Sevilla" is a reference to Seevilla, another club managed by One-eye Emeryboard.
"Aston Philla" is a reference to Phil Coutinyho.
"Ingston Villa" is a reference to Danny Ings.
"Jackston Villa" is a reference to Jack GrealEnglishIrish.
"JT Villa" is a reference to Schlong Terry.
"Gaston Villa" is a reference to Remedial French Garde.
"AssTim Villa" is a reference to Dim Tim Sherwhat.
"Rick Asleyon Villa" is a reference to English singer-songwriter Rick Astley.
"Crapston Villa" Is a reference to how bad Aston Sevilla were in the seasons 2013-2021
History[]
Aston Sevilla first appeared in ⚽️⚽️⚽️FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME⚽️⚽️⚽️( Premier League 2014/2015 Preview Song)
Squads[]
Number | National Team | Position | Name | Appeared | CAP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Handballgentina | Goalkeeper | Emiliano Martinez | Yes | 3rd |
2 | Po-land | Defender | Matty Cash | Yes | |
3 | Badzil | Defender | Diego Carlos | Yes | VC |
4 | BorEngland | Defender | Ezra Konsa | Yes | |
5 | BorEngland | Defender | Tyrone Mings the Merciless | Yes | |
6 | The Netherlands | Defender | Ian Maatsen | No | |
7 | Skirtland | Midfielder | John McGinn | Yes | Captain |
8 | Brillgium | Midfielder | Youri Tielemans | Yes | |
9 | Badzil | Midfielder | Phil Coutinyho (On loan to Vasco da Gama) | Yes | |
10 | Handballgentina | Midfielder | Emiliano Buendía | Yes | |
11 | BorEngland | Forward | Ollie Watkins | Yes | |
12 | Varance | Defender | Lucas Ding-Dong | Yes | |
14 | Spain | Defender | Pau Torres | Yes | |
15 | Spain | Defender | Álex Moreno (On loan to Nottingham Forest) | No | |
16 | BorEngland | Defender | Kaylum Chambers | Yes | |
17 | Varance | Defender | Clément Lenglet | Yes | |
18 | Oztrailya | Goalkeeper | Joe Gauci | No | |
19 | Brillgium | Midfielder | Amadou Onana | Yes | |
22 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Ross Barkley | Yes | |
24 | Collapsebia | Forward | Jhon Durán | Yes | |
25 | Zweden | Goalkeeper | Robin Olsen | Yes | |
27 | BorEngland | Forward | Morgan Rogers | No | |
29 | BorEngland | Defender | Kaine Kesler-Hayden | No | |
30 | BorEngland | Defender | Kortney Hause | No | |
31 | Jamaica | Midfielder | Shamon Bailey | Yes | |
32 | Brillgium | Midfielder | Leander Dendoncker (On Loan to Nippli | Yes | |
38 | Suomi | Goalkeeper | Viljami Sinisalo (On loan to Exeter City) | No | |
41 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Jacob Ramsey | No | |
44 | Varance | Midfielder | Boubacar Kamara | No | |
47 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Tim Irogebunam | No |
Out on loan[]
Managers[]
- One-eye Emeryboard (2022-Present)
- Aaron Danks (caretaker) (2022)
- Steven Wellard (2021-2022)
- Dean Smith (2018-2021)
- Kevin MacDonald (caretaker) (2018)
- Steve Bruce (2016-2018)
- Roberto Di Matteo (2016)
- Eric Black (caretaker) (2016)
- Remedial French Garde (2015-2016)
- Kevin MacDonald (caretaker) (2015)
- Dim Tim Sherwhat (2015)