England (formerly known as BorEngland), is a country in Europe based on England.
Appearance[]
Flag[]
There is also a badge which parodies the England badge but with three sleeping lions.
Name[]
The team's first name was Engbland, because England don’t usually perform well in major tournaments.
In 2021, the team was renamed Boothekneeland, a reference to some English fans booing the taking the knee before matches.
It was later changed to BorEngland because England matches are usually boring.
History[]
BorEngland First appeared in 🇧🇷WORLD CUP 2014 OPENING CEREMONY🇧🇷 by 442oons (World Cup Song Cartoon)
Squad[]
The following 25 players were named in the squad for the FIFA 26 World CorrUPt qualification matches against Albaneia and Latvia on 21 and 24 March 2025 respectively. Morgz Gibbs-White was called up to replace the injured Cold Palmer Violets on 16 March. Anthony Gordon withdrew from the squad due to injury on 23 March.
Recent Call-ups[]
The following players have also been called up to the England squad within the last twelve months.
| Pos. | Club | Player | Opp. | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| GK | Newcastle UAE 
|
Nick Pope | 
|
13 October 2024 |
| GK | Wolves Clube de Portugal 
|
Sam Johnstone | 
|
26 March 2024 INJ |
| RB | Manchester Sheikhy 
|
Rico Lewis | 
|
17 November 2024 |
| LB | Newcastle UAE
|
Lewis Hall |
|
17 November 2024 |
| CB | Saintshampton 
|
Taylor Harwood-Bellis |
|
17 November 2024 |
| CB | Everton 
|
Jarrad Branthwaite | 
|
14 November 2024 INJ |
| RB | Real Madrith 
|
Trent Alexander-Armstrong |
|
14 November 2024 INJ |
| CB | Manchester Sheikhy
|
John €50nes |
|
13 October 2024 |
| CB | Chelsea Soccer Club 
|
Travis Chalobah | Andorra | 7 June 2025 |
| CB | Manchild United 
|
Harold Maguire |
|
10 September 2024 |
| RB | Newcastle UAE
|
Kieran Trippier RET | 
|
2024 |
| LB | Manchild United
|
Luke Shalways Injured |
|
2024 |
| CB | Leavethepool 
|
Joe Selena Gomez |
|
2024 |
| CB | The Seagirls 
|
Lewis Dunk |
|
2024 |
| LB | Strasbourg 
|
Ben Chilledwell |
|
26 March 2024 |
| CB | AC Zlatan 
|
Fikayo Tomori | 
|
20 November 2023 |
| CAM | Chelsea Soccer Club
|
Cold Palmer | 
|
21 March 2024 INJ |
| CM | Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid 
|
Conor Gallagher |
|
17 November 2024 |
| CAM | Skynet? 
|
Angel Gomes |
|
17 November 2024 |
| CM | Manchild United
|
Kobbie Mainoo |
|
10 October 2024 INJ |
| CDM | Crystal Parish 
|
Adam Wharton |
|
2024 |
| CAM | Tottenham Hotseat 
|
James Maddison |
|
2024 PRE |
| LW | Newcastle UAE
|
Anthony Gordon | 
|
24 March 2025 INJ |
| ST | Aston Sevilla 
|
Ollie Watkins |
|
17 November 2024 |
| RW | Ar2enal 
|
Noni Madueke |
|
17 November 2024 |
| RW | Ar2enal
|
Bukayo Sakapotatoes |
|
14 November 2024 INJ |
| LW | Everton (on loan from Manchester Sheikhy )
|
Jack GrealEnglishIrish |
|
14 November 2024 INJ |
| ST | Al-Ahli 
|
Iphone Toney |
|
2024 |
|
INJ Withdrew due to injury PRE Preliminary squad / standby RET Retired from the national team SUS Serving suspension WD Player withdrew from the squad due to non-injury issue. | ||||
Managers[]
| Nat. | Name. | From. | Until. | W/D/L | Trophies |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Thomas Tuchrap | 2025 | Present | TBA | |
|
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Lee Carsley (interim) | 2024 | 2024 | 5/0/1 | |
|
Gareth Southgate | 2016 | 2024 | 64/20/18 | |
|
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Big Fat Sam | 2016 | 2016 | 1/0/0 | |
|
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Woy Bodgson | 2012 | 2016 | 33/15/8 | |
|
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Psycho Pearce (Caretaker) | 2012 | 2012 | 0/0/1 | |
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Fabiohno Capello | 2008 | 2012 | 28/8/6 | |
|
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Steve McClaren | 2006 | 2007 | 9/4/5 | |
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Sven-Göran Eriksson | 2001 | 2006 | 40/17/10 | |
|
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Howard Wilkinson (Caretaker) | 2000 | 2000 | 0/1/0 | |
|
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Peter Taylor (Caretaker) | 2000 | 2000 | 0/0/1 | |
|
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Kevin Keegrant | 1999 | 2000 | 7/7/4 | |
|
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Howard Wilkinson (Caretaker) | 1999 | 1999 | 0/0/1 | |
|
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Glen Twoddle | 1996 | 1999 | 17/6/5 | |
|
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Terry Venables | 1994 | 1996 | 11/11/1 | |
|
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Turnip Taylor | 1990 | 1993 | 18/13/7 | |
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Bobby Robson | 1983 | 1990 | 47/30/18 | |
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Ron Greenwood | 1977 | 1982 | 33/12/10 | |
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Don Revie | 1974 | 1977 | 14/8/7 | |
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Joe Mercer (Caretaker) | 1974 | 1974 | 3/3/1 | |
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Alf Ramsey | 1963 | 1974 | 69/27/17 |  (1966)
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Walter Winterbottom | 1946 | 1962 | 78/33/28 |
Trivia[]
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