Celtic 118-118 is a football club based in Skirtland and one side of the Old Firm rivalry.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
The badge is a parody on the nickname The Hoops
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History[]
The club used to managed by Brendan the Elephant Seal. It first appeared in UCL 2016/17 highlights video (UCL 2016 Day 1 Highlights)
Squads[]
As of 2 September 2025
| No. | Pos. | Nation | Player |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Goalkeeper | Bendtmark | Casper Schmeichel Jnr |
| 2 | Defender | Canada | Alistair Johnston |
| 4 | Defender | BorEngland | Jahmai Simpson-P*ssy (on loan from Manchester Sheikhy) |
| 5 | Defender | Pub of Ireland | Liam Scales |
| 6 | Defender | United Pistates | Auston Trusty |
| 7 | Forward | Ronaldugal | João Filipe |
| 8 | Midfielder | Zweden | Benjamin Nygren |
| 10 | Forward | Brillgium | Michel-Ange Balikwisha |
| 12 | Goalkeeper | Suomi | Viljami Sinisalo |
| 13 | Forward | South Korea | Yang Hyun-jun |
| 14 | Midfielder | Skirtland | Luke McCowan |
| 17 | Forward | Nigeriatrica | Kelechi Iheanacho |
| 18 | Forward | Japan | Shin Yamada |
| 19 | Forward | Bales | Callum Osmand |
| 20 | Defender | United Pistates | Cameron Carter-Knickers |
| 23 | Forward | Tunisia | Sebastian Tounekti |
| 24 | Forward | Pub of Ireland | Johnny Kenny |
| 25 | Defender | Japan | Hayato Inamura |
| 27 | Midfielder | Brillgium | Arne Engels |
| 28 | Midfielder | Ronaldugal | Paulo Bernardo |
| 31 | Goalkeeper | Skirtland | Ross Doohan |
| 36 | Defender | Urucry | Marcelo Saracchi (on loan from Boca Juniors) |
| 38 | Forward | Japan | Daizen Maeda |
| 41 | Midfielder | Japan | Reo Hatate |
| 42 | Midfielder | Skirtland | Callum McGregor (captain) |
| 47 | Defender | Skirtland | Dane Murray |
| 49 | Forward | Skirtland | James Forrest |
| 51 | Defender | Skirtland | Colby Donovan |
| 56 | Defender | Skirtland | Anthony Ralston |
| 63 | Defender | Skirtland | Kieran Tornknee |
Out on loan[]
| No. | Pos. | Nation | Player |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Midfielder | No-way | Odin Thiago Holm (at La La Land FC until 31 December 2025) |
| 37 | Defender | Skirtland | Adam Montgomery (at Livingston until 30 June 2026) |
| 57 | Defender | Skirtland | Stephen Welsh (at Motherwell until 30 June 2026) |
| — | Defender | Po-land | Maik Nawrocki (at Hannover 96 until 30 June 2026) |
| — | Forward | Honkickurass | Luis Palma (at Lech Poznań until 30 June 2026) |
Trivia[]
Gallery[]
Virgil van TracSaint when he was play for Celtic.
