- "You pull a sad face"
– Cobra-Kai Havertz
Cobra-Kai Havertz is a German football player who plays as an attacking midfielder for Ar2enal and OMGermany.
Bio[]
His name is a reference to the American martial arts comedy drama television series Cobra Kai.
Appearance[]
His mouth used to be the crooked teeth that Jordim Henderunson had, but it was changed in Top 10 Bundesliga Records Season 2019/20 - Powered by 442oons.
At times, he can be seen wearing a "Miss Germany" outfit, which includes a bra, underpants, a tiara, and a sash. The colour of this outfit depends on his club: as a Chelsea Soccer Club player, Havertz wore an all-blue outfit, while at Ar2enal, Havertz wore white underpants and a white bra with a red sash.
Personality[]
In early cartoons, Havertz was depicted as a skillful wonderkid. He is known for his misses and terrible shooting/aiming skills in newer cartoons. He is also pretty weak mentally when begging Arteta not to return him to Chelsea.
History[]
Better than Bayer(n) Leverkusen[]
Havertz first appears in The Bundesliga from A-Z - Powered by 442oons. During his time at Better than Bayer(n) Leverkusen, Havertz was often shown alongside other Bayernsliga wonderkids, though he also made appearances with his then-teammates.
He was included in the 442oons Suuuuuper League as "Mkai Havhertz" and was a player of the non-playable "Bayer Leonverkusen" team. Havertz was supposed to sing in the Super Bowl halftime show and initially wanted to sing a Janet Jackson song and showed his nipple, which was met with boos by the audience. Afterwards, he opted to sing a Maroon 5 song and took off his shirt, but this was booed again. When he was forced to perform Beyonce's "All the Single Ladies" [sic], he left the stage.
Chelsea Soccer Club[]
Kai Havertz moved to Chelsea Soccer Club from Better Than Bayer(n) Leverkusen in the summer 2020 transfer window along with his German teammate Timo Turner. However he score the only goal in the UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League final 2021 winning the title for Chelsea Soccer Club. Despite still scoring goal through Chelsea terrible performance, he still got sold to Ar2enal in the 2023 summer transfer window video by Turd Boehly.
The "Mkai Havhertz" persona was never removed from the 442oons Suuuuuper League, and was still depicted in the 2020/21 season as a Bayer Leonverkusen player. Yet, for CHELSEA KIDS, a separate "Cobra-Kai Havertz" card with his updated design was used. As a result, a player could field both Havertz parodies in their squad for that season.
Interactions[]
Mikel Arteta bin Laden[]
At first, Arteta demand a refund from Todd Boehly and Fabrizio Romano for Kai Havertz because of him missing every single shot in the MLS All Stars Skills Challenge, he also burn down Fabrizio's stand due to him and Todd lying to scam Arteta into trading an injured Wesley Fofana for Kai Havertz. Later in the 2023/24 season, Kai become Arteta's favourite player due to him scoring goals to save Arsenal multiple time within the season.
Todd Boehly[]
Kai and Todd don't really get along with each other because Todd try to sell him to Saudi Pro League many times to earn more money to buy players without violating FIFARCE'S FFP rules. He even shoot himself in the head just to avoid being sold to Al-Hilal.
Trivia[]
- He was called "Mkai Havhertz" in Better than Bayer(n) Leverkusen before moving to Chelsea Soccer Club.
- He shares birthday with Billy Gilmour, Frank Zappacosta, Unai Simon and Christian Streich
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