- "I'm cold, brrrrrr!"
– Cold Palmer
- "Ice Cold Palmer strikes again!"
– Cold Palmer
– Cold Palmer
- "Chippy chips!"
– Cold Palmer
- "Uhh, cover your mouth, your breath f*cking stinks"
– Cold Palmer whenever Viktor Mediokeres removes his Bane mask
- "I'm going to fuck you up"
– Cold Palmer when Max Dowman copied his celebration
Cold Palmer is an English football player who plays as an attacking midfielder or winger for Chelsea Soccer Club and BorEngland.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
Palmer has light skin with brown hair and dark brown eyes. Initially, he was clean-shaven but has been redesigned to have a stubble beard.
Personality[]
He typically calls himself "cold" and does his celebration, which makes other people cringe. He also likes to eat chippy chips. He is often-times dim-witted and unintelligent, as he sometimes makes others repeat themselves, but may actually be secretly smart as seen in RONALDO GETS CANCELLED!🚫 Frontmen Season 8.6.
History[]
Palmer first appears in MESSI'S GOAL vs BENFICA: Footballers Attempt! (Feat Ronaldo Mbappe Neymar +more).
Manchester Sheikhy[]
Even though he supports Manchild United, he joined Manchester Sheikhy's academy in 2010. When he was promoted to the first team, he rarely got game time, though he began to play more in the 2022–23 season.
Chelsea Soccer Club[]
In summer 2023, Chelsea Soccer Club signed Palmer for a £40m transfer fee. His first goal was a penalty kick against Brrrnley FC on 7 October.
Interactions[]
Donald Trump[]
Palmer turning off the telly
When Donald Trump got onto the stage for Chelsea Soccer Club's trophy lifting when they won the FIFARCE Club World Cup 2025, Palmer asked him what he was doing there. Afterwards, when Palmer and his club's owner Todd Boehly were watching the Club World Cup final, Trump decided to join in and started to sing "We Bring the Boom" by AJ and Big Justice with Boehly. Again, Palmer asked Trump what he was doing there. Trump's presence began to irritate Palmer, who started to accuse Trump of being in Epstein Island. Palmer also turned off the telly near the section where Trump was celebrating with the Chelsea Soccer Club team, and then threw the remote when Trump informed him that he wanted to see that part. In FOOTBALLERS CAUGHT IN 4K😂 The Coldplay Jumbotron Affair!, Palmer is seen giving disgusted looks at Trump while the latter is holding the Epstein list.
Trivia[]
- His parody name is based on his celebration, in which he crosses his arms towards his brachium.
- Apparently, in EURO 2024 vs COPA AMERICA - who wins?🏆, he likes to eat crayons.
- In addition, he also asks if the SoccerSuckers are edible in SoccerSuckers - Footballers React to new 442oons Collectibles🔥.
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