- "Hot ones? i only eat crayons"
– Cold Palmer
- "Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long."
– Cold Farmer's catchline to girls.
– Cold Palmer's tagline
Cold Palmer Violets is a English football player who plays as a forward for the Chelsea Soccer Club and BorEngland.
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His hair is light brown, but was originally blonde. He is often seen wearing the 2023–24 dark blue Chelsea home kit.
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- His parody name is based on his celebration, in which he crosses his arms towards his brachium.
- Apparently in EURO 2024 vs COPA AMERICA - who wins?🏆, he likes to eat crayons