- "Siuuuuuuu!"
– Cristiano Arabonaldo
- "Hat-trick hero!"
– Cristiano Arabonaldo
- "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
– Cristiano Arabonaldo
- "Time to go... TOPLESS!"
– Cristiano Arabonaldo
- "SAUDI PRO LEAGUE!"
– Cristiano Arabonaldo
Cristiano Arabonaldo is a Portuguese football player who plays for Al-Nassr and the Portugal National Team.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
Cristiano Arabonaldo is normally depicted wearing his iconic No. 7 jersey. He is depicted as very muscular and with a six pack, similar to Zlatan. In the 2024 Euros, Arabonaldo was depicted as 'Ronlander,' a parody of the character Homelander from "The Boys."
Personality[]
As his original name implies, Cristiano Arrogantaldo is an arrogant and selfish man who likes to call himself the "GOAT" (Greatest of All-Time), preferring himself over the team and always asking everybody to pass the match ball to him, when they don't he often lashes out. His trademark goal celebration is shouting "Siuuuu!" whilst jumping.
History[]
Cristiano Arabonaldo debuted in the FIFAIFOFUM World Cup 2014 Brazil opening, where he teased Messi and took off his shirt by yelling "Siuuuu!", causing the other players leave the beach. He played against OMGermany, but did not find the ball, leading Portugal to be knocked out of group stage. Cristiano Arabonaldo appeared in a match between Handballgentina and Irun to tease Messi, but was frozen by him.
In the UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League 2014/15, Cristiano Ronaldo holds the UEFA Champions League trophy and says it was their decima (tenth), then shouts TUUUU!. He scored a great bicycle kick which many other footballers attempted to do but failed.
Relationships[]
Lionel Messigician[]
- "The world loves me! Messi? Who's he?"
– Cristiano Arabonaldo mentioning his rivalry with Lionel Messigician
Cristiano Arabonaldo is good friends with Lionel Messigician and they like to make pretend rivalries. In late 2018, the two started a series called The Frontmen consisting of themselves and the other footballers, where they attempt to do popular social media challenges and other stunts like football challenges, trends and more. It turned out that Arabonaldo and Messigician's rivaly was fake after Messi took a lie detector test. Since then, both have been much nicer to each other such as teaming up occasionally.
Chewy Suarez[]
- "Ok tooth face, we're rolling!"
– Cristiano Arabonaldo describing what Suarez looks like
Although Cristiano Arabonaldo and Lionel Messigician have become friendlier with each other over time, Chewy Suarez still despises him. Before Suarez even arrived at Barcelever, he described Arabonaldo as a "d*ck" and often does everything in his power to make him seem inferior to Messigician.
Wayne The Ogre and Tryiton Giggsy[]
Cristiano was seen along with Wayne The Ogre and Tryiton Giggs in a football flashback, when he played at Mountchester United. In that video, he laughs as his teammates are trying to be like him, taking off theirs t-shirts and squealing.
IShowSpeed[]
- "You absolute tosspot."
– Cristiano criticizing IShowSpeed for an interruption.
Although he's a fanboy of Cristiano, Cristiano hates IShowSpeed for interrupting his action. In the Center Spot Challenge, IShowSpeed interrupted Ronaldo's attempt, made him fail his attempt and copied his celebration, making Ronaldo angry. IShowSpeed also used the pan to knock out Cristiano's while he's booing Messi, and gives Messi praise for his debut, making Cristiano extremely upset and swearing that he will not only will unsubscribe to him, but also may kill him if possible.
Zlatan Egohimovic[]
- "I, too, would have kicked it at your face, but your nose would have burst the ball."
– Cristiano Arabonaldo, insulting Zlatan's big nose.
Everytime Zlatan and Cristiano interact, it's usually insults about each other or trying to distract the other from doing what they have to. In their Football Challenges episode, they repeatedly call each other "gay" for aspects of their personality or face (examples: Zlatan calling Cristiano gay for enjoying poetry, Cristiano calling Zlatan gay for his goatee). In that same episode, Zlatan almost kills Cristiano with his kung-fu ability and with the power of He-Man, however Cristiano defeats him with the power of Shopee.
Peperedcarde[]
Ronaldo consoling a crying Pepe
Pepe has been a long time friend of Cristiano. As during the euro 2024 where they lost during penalties, Ronaldo was seen consoling pepe while he was crying.
Trivia[]
- He considers himself the best player in the world.
- The main 442oons characters hate him, but for Dean Stobbart, he ranked him as his second favorite character, only behind Chewy Suarez.
- In the Episode called ''🩸Among Us: Football Edition 🩸(Feat Ronaldo Messi Neymar Zlatan +IMPOSTOR!) Frontmen Season 2.1'', Hurri-Kane stumbles upon a "Weird Dungeon" In Cristiano Arabonaldo's mansion, Cristiano attempting to deny it yet accidentally revealing it later on in the video. (Timestamp: 5:35)
- He, NeyVAR and Lionel Messigician were the first non Premier League players to be shown in 442oons, debuting in this video.
Gallery[]
Artwork[]
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Screenshots[]
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Videos[]
Audios
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