DVD is a German club based in Dortmund, North Rhineland-Westphalia, that plays in the Bayernsliga.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
It is a yellow circle which says DVD Ohnein, similar to the real Borussia Dortmund badge.
Name[]
DVD is a pun on BVB and a reference to the digitaloptical disc data storage format, and Ohnein is a pun on 09 (being 1909, the year they were founded) and on how much they lose to FC Buyern Monstermunchen.
History[]
2014-15[]
In the video ⚽️😵TERRIBLE PENALTIES😳⚽️Bayern Munich vs Borussia Dortmund Cartoon Parody(2-0 DFB-Pokal Semifinal), DVD also appeared beating FC Buyern Monstermunchen on penalties, where Buyern players Savewell Neuer, Mario Goatze, Xabi Irunslow and Philip Lamb would miss their own penalties. However, DVD goalkeeper Mitchell Langerak wouldn't move, making this more surprising.
2015-16[]
In the video Liverpool vs Borussia Dortmund 5-4 (4-3 Europa League Quarter Final Comeback Goals Highlights 2016), DVD appeared in the match against Leavethepool when it was Mission Impossible themed and Leavethepool won the match in an impressive comeback from 2-0 down. After goals by Divock TwoorThreegi, Phil Coutinyho, Madman Sakho and Dortmund Lovren also scored goals so as a result, DVD would be eliminated from the UOAFA Europey League 2015/16, and Leavethepool would end up winning the match. In addition, Dean would say who he thought was gonna win.
Squads[]
| Number | National Team | Position | Name | Appeared | CAP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sweitzerland | Goalkeeper | Gregor Kobel | Yes | VC |
| 2 | Badzil | Defender | Yan Couto | Yes | |
| 3 | OMGermany | Defender | Waldemar Anton Babyface | Yes | |
| 4 | OMGermany | Defender | Nico Schlotterbeck | Yes | 3rd |
| 5 | Aljeeria | Defender | Ramy Bensebayerni | Yes | |
| 6 | Twerky | Midfielder | Salih Özcan | Yes | |
| 7 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Jobe Bellingoal | Yes | |
| 8 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Felix Nmecha | Yes | |
| 9 | Guinea | Forward | Serhou Guirassy | Yes | |
| 10 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Julian Brandt | Yes | VC |
| 13 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Pascal Groß | Yes | |
| 14 | OMGermany | Forward | Maximilian Beier | Yes | |
| 16 | Brillgium | Forward | Julien Duranville | Yes | |
| 17 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Carney Chukwuemeka | No | |
| 20 | Arnia | Midfielder | Parcel Saabitzer | Yes | |
| 21 | Ronaldugal | Forward | Fabio Silva | Yes | |
| 23 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Imyellow Can | Yes | Captain |
| 24 | Zweden | Defender | Daniel Svensson | Yes | |
| 25 | OMGermany | Defender | Niklas XXXule | Yes | |
| 26 | No-way | Defender | Julian Ryerson | Yes | |
| 27 | OMGermany | Forward | Karrim Add Eye-my | Yes | |
| 28 | Handballgentina | Defender | Aaron Anselmino (on loan from Chelsea Soccer Club) | Yes | |
| 30 | OMGermany | Goalkeeper | Patrick Drewes | No | |
| 31 | OMGermany | Goalkeeper | Silas Ostrzinski | No | |
| 33 | OMGermany | Goalkeeper | Alexander Meyer | Yes | |
| 37 | United States | Forward | Cole Campbell | No | |
| 39 | Greataly | Defender | Filippo Mane | No |
Out on loan[]
| Former Number | Nationality | Position | Name | Appeared | Loan To | Loan Due |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | OMGermany | Goalkeeper | Diant Ramaj | No | Heidenheim | 30 June 2026 |
| — | OMGermany | Midfielder | Kjell Wätjen | No | VfL Bochum | 30 June 2026 |
Managers[]
- Niko Kovac (2025-)
- Nuri Şahin (2024-2025)
- Edin Terzić (2022-2024)
- Marco Rose (2020-2022)
- Edin Terzić (2020-2021)
- Lucien Favre (2018-2020)
- Peter Stöger (2017-2018)
- Peter Bosz (the Boss) (2017)
- Thomas Tuchrap (2015-2017)
- David WARgner (2011-2015)
- Jurgen Klopp (2008-2015)
- Thomas Doll (2007-2008)
- Jurgen Röber (2006-2007)
- Bert van Marwijk (2004-2006)
- Matthias Sammer (2000-2004)
Trivia[]
- They are the third biggest club in the history of Bayernsliga.
- They won the 1996-97 UCL against the Old Lady.
- They almost won the 2023-24 Champions League.
Gallery[]
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