DVD is a German club that plays in the Bayernsliga.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
It is a yellow circle which says DVD Ohnein, similar to the real Borussia Dortmund badge.
Name[]
DVD is a pun on BVB, and Ohnein is a pun on 09 (being 1909, the year they were founded) and on how much they lose to FC Buyern Monstermunchen.
History[]
2014-15[]
In the video ⚽️😵TERRIBLE PENALTIES😳⚽️Bayern Munich vs Borussia Dortmund Cartoon Parody(2-0 DFB-Pokal Semifinal), DVD also appeared beating FC Buyern Monstermunchen on penalties, where Buyern players Savewell Neuer, Mario Goatze, Xabi Irunslow and Philip Lamb would miss their own penalties. However, DVD goalkeeper Mitchell Langerak wouldn't move, making this more surprising.
2015-16[]
In the video Liverpool vs Borussia Dortmund 5-4 (4-3 Europa League Quarter Final Comeback Goals Highlights 2016), DVD appeared in the match against Leavethepool when it was Mission Impossible themed and Leavethepool won the match in an impressive comeback from 2-0 down. After goals by Divock TwoorThreegi, Phil Coutinyho, Madman Sakho and Dortmund Lovren also scored goals so as a result, DVD would be eliminated from the UOAFA Europey League 2015/16, and Leavethepool would end up winning the match. In addition, Dean would say who he thought was gonna win.
Squads[]
| Number | National Team | Position | Name | Appeared | CAP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sweitzerland | Goalkeeper | Gregor Kobel | Yes | VC |
| 2 | Badzil | Defender | Yan Couto | No | |
| 3 | OMGermany | Defender | Anton Babyface | Yes | |
| 4 | OMGermany | Defender | Nico Schlotterbeck | Yes | 3rd |
| 5 | Aljeeria | Defender | Ramy Bensebayerni | Yes | |
| 7 | United States | Midfielder | Giovanni Reyna | Yes | |
| 8 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Felix Nmecha | Yes | |
| 9 | Guinea | Forward | Serhou Guirassy | Yes | |
| 10 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Julian Brandt | Yes | VC |
| 13 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Pascal Groß | Yes | |
| 14 | OMGermany | Forward | Maximilian Beier | Yes | |
| 16 | Brillgium | Forward | Julien Duranville | Yes | |
| 20 | Arnia | Midfielder | Parcel Saabitzer | Yes | |
| 21 | The Netherlands | Forward | Donyell Malen | Yes | |
| 23 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Imyellow Can | Yes | Captain |
| 25 | OMGermany | Defender | Niklas XXXule | Yes | |
| 26 | No-way | Defender | Julian Ryerson | Yes | |
| 27 | OMGermany | Forward | Karrim Add Eye-my | Yes | |
| 32 | OMGermany | Goalkeeper | Silas Ostrzinski | Yes | |
| 33 | OMGermany | Goalkeeper | Alexander Meyer | Yes | |
| 35 | Po-land | Goalkeeper | Marcel Lotka | No | |
| 37 | United States | Forward | Cole Campbell | No | |
| 42 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Kjell Wätjen | No | |
| 43 | BorEngland | Forward | Jamie Bynoe-Gittens | Yes |
Out on loan[]
| Former Number | Nationality | Position | Name | Appeared | Loan To | Loan Due |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | Twerky | Midfielder | Salih Ozcan | Yea | Wolvesburger | 30 June 2025 |
| 9 | Ivory Coats | Forward | Sébastien Haller | Yes | Leganes | 30 June 2025 |
| 18 | OMGermany | Forward | Yousofa Moukoko | Yes | OMG Nice | 30 June 2025 |
| 44 | Varance | Defender | Soumaila Coulibaly | No | Stade Brestois 29 | 30 June 2025 |
| - | Espaniel | Defender | Guille Bueno | No | Darmstadt Boy Scouts | 30 June 2025 |
Managers[]
- Niko Kovac (2025-)
- Nuri Şahin (2024-2025)
- Edin Terzić (2022-2024)
- Marco Rose (2020-2022)
- Edin Terzić (2020-2021)
- Lucien Favre (2018-2020)
- Peter Stöger (2017-2018)
- Peter Bosz (the Boss) (2017)
- Thomas Tuchrap (2015-2017)
- David WARgner (2011-2015)
- Jurgen Klopp (2008-2015)
- Thomas Doll (2007-2008)
- Jurgen Röber (2006-2007)
- Bert van Marwijk (2004-2006)
- Matthias Sammer (2000-2004)
Trivia[]
- They are the third biggest club in the history of Bayernsliga.
- They won the 1996-97 UCL against the Old Lady.
- They almost won the 2023-24 Champions League.
Gallery[]
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