DVD is a German club that plays in the Bayernsliga.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
It is a yellow circle which says DVD Ohnein, similar to the real Borussia Dortmund badge.
Name[]
DVD is a pun on BVB, and Ohnein is a pun on 09 (being 1909, the year they were founded) eand on how much they lose to FC Buyern Monstermunchen.
History[]
2014-15[]
In the video ⚽️😵TERRIBLE PENALTIES😳⚽️Bayern Munich vs Borussia Dortmund Cartoon Parody(2-0 DFB-Pokal Semifinal), DVD also appeared beating FC Buyern Monstermunchen on penalties, where Buyern players Savewell Neuer, Mario Goatze, Xabi Irunslow and Philip Lamb would miss their own penalties. However, DVD goalkeeper Mitchell Langerak wouldn't move, making this more surprising.
2015-16[]
In the video Liverpool vs Borussia Dortmund 5-4 (4-3 Europa League Quarter Final Comeback Goals Highlights 2016), DVD appeared in the match against Leavethepool when it was Mission Impossible themed and Leavethepool won the match in an impressive comeback from 2-0 down. After goals by Divock TwoorThreegi, Phil Coutinyho, Madman Sakho and Dortmund Lovren also scored goals so as a result, DVD would be eliminated from the UOAFA Europey League 2015/16, and Leavethepool would end up winning the match. In addition Dean would say who he thought was gonna win.
Squads[]
| Number | National Team | Position | Name | Appeared | CAP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sweitzerland | Goalkeeper | Gregor Kobel | Yes | VC |
| 2 | Espaniel | Defender | Mateu Mauri | Yes | |
| 4 | OMGermany | Defender | Nico Schlotterbeck | Yes | |
| 6 | Twerky | Midfielder | Salih Ozcan | Yes | |
| 7 | United States | Midfielder | Giovanni Reyna | Yes | |
| 8 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Maahmoud Dahairdo | Yes | |
| 9 | Ivory Coats | Forward | Sébastien Haller | Yes | |
| 10 | BorEngland | Forward | Jadon Sancho (on loan from Mountchester United) | Yes | |
| 11 | OMGermany | Forward | Marco Rolls-Reus | Yes | |
| 13 | Ronaldugal | Defender | Raphaël Guerreiro | Yes | |
| 14 | OMGermany | Defender | Nico Schulz | Yes | |
| 15 | OMGermany | Defender | Mats Hamells | Yes | |
| 17 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Marius Wolf | Yes | |
| 18 | OMGermany | Forward | Yousofa Moukoko | Yes | |
| 19 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Julian Brandt | Yes | |
| 20 | Arnia | Forward | Marcel Sabitzer | Yes | |
| 21 | Ho-Land | Forward | Donyell Malen | Yes | |
| 23 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Imyellow Can | Yes | Captain |
| 24 | Brillgium | Midfielder | Thomas Moonier | Yes | |
| 25 | OMGermany | Defender | Niklas XXXule | Yes | 3rd |
| 27 | OMGermany | Forward | Karrim Add Eye-my | Yes | |
| 30 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Felix Passlack | No | |
| 32 | Guinea | Midfielder | Abdoulaye Kamara | Yes | |
| 33 | OMGermany | Goalkeeper | Alexander Meyer | Yes | |
| 35 | Po-land | Goalkeeper | Marcel Lotka | No | |
| 36 | OMGermany | Defender | Tom Rothe | No | |
| 38 | OMGermany | Goalkeeper | Luca Unbehaun | No | |
| 42 | OMGermany | Midfielder | Göktan Gürpüz | No | |
| 43 | BorEngland | Forward | Jamie Bynoe-Gittens | No | |
| 44 | Varance | Defender | Soumaïla Coulibaly | No | |
| 47 | OMGermany | Defender | Antonios Papadopoulos | No |
Out on loan[]
| Former Number | Nationality | Position | Name | Appeared | Loan To | Loan Due |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36 | OMGermany | Forward | Ansgar Knauff | No | Eintracht Frankfart | 30 June 2023 |
Managers[]
- Nuri Şahin (2024-Present)
- Edin Terzić (2020-2021 (caretaker), 2022-2024)
- Marco Rose (2020-2022)
- Lucien Favre (2018-2020)
- Peter Stöger (2017-2018)
- Thomas Tuchel (2015-2017)
- David Wagner (2011-2015)
- Jurgen Klopp (2008-2015)
- Thomas Doll (2007-2008)
- Jurgen Röber (2006-2007)
- Bert van Marwijk (2004-2006)
- Matthias Sammer (2000-2004)
Trivia[]
- They are the third biggest club in the history of Bundesliga .
- They won the 1996-97 UCL against the Old Lady.
- They almost won the 2023-24 Champions League.
Gallery[]
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