- This article is about the player. For the Coffee brand, see Diego Costly-Coffee (brand).
- "GUANGZHOU EVERGRANDE!"
– Diego Costly-Coffee (player) after Chelsea Soccer Club won the league in 2017
Diego Costly-Coffee (player) is a Spanish footballer who plays as a forward.
Bio[]
Etymology[]
Appearance[]
He has an ugly and scary face and big ears. He has a lot of chesthair. He wears an apron with his name and squad number on it.
Personality[]
He speaks in a unintelligible way and he is very dim-witted. Because of his unintelligible speech, he has an own translator called Diegoogle Translate. He is very aggresive and likes to fight other players, sometimes his own team mates or his coach. His other name Diaggro Costa is because of his aggressive manners.
History[]
Interactions[]
Jose Moaninho[]
Diego taunting Moaninho.
Moaninho was happy to have signed Diego to Chelsea for Premier Inn League 2014/15 season. He proved he was right because Chelsea won the title that season. Moaninho asked Diego who had won the league during his wnning league bus tour.
However, in the season after, when Chelsea was having a bad season, Diego got angry with Moaninho and started to get in fights, even throwing his bib at Moaninho.
After Moaninho went to Ajax Reunited, Diego was still angry with him. He went to mock Moaninho when Chelsea was at top of the league during Christmas and also chased Moaninho in the New Year's resolutions video.
Hairtransplantonio Conte[]
Conte and Diego arguing.
Contaly and Diego had tense interactions due to Diego's manners. When Conte signed other strikers, Diego punched and beat them and Conte because he wanted to be the main striker.
In one match, Diego asked for a sub but Conte couldn't understand him. Terry then went and brought a caveman to translate Diego's speech, which Conte refused. The caveman brought another message from Diego, which was a middle finger draw on a stone.
Diego and Conte had another issue when Diego didn't want to train with the team so he went training alone and was conspiracing moving to a Chinese club.
Conte eventually moved Diego off Chelsea after a few other issues. Some conspiracy theories were that Diego was sleeping with Terry's wife, Diego injured Eden Hazardous so he wouldn't move to Real Madrith and that Diego insulted Conte during a "Guess Who!" game with P-E-D-R-O and Willian.
Secs Fabregash[]
Secs Fabregash as Diego's translator.
Secs translated Diego's speech in the final of the Carrabao Cup.
P-E-D-R-O and Will.I.An[]
The trio playing "Guess Who!".
P-E-D-R-O and Diego had a few issues, but still stayed friends. When Diego failed a pass to P-E-D-R-O against Tottenham, Diego blamed Pedro and hold his throat.
They eventually got fine with that and they played "Guess Who!" with Will.I.An.
Eden Hazardous[]
Diego Costa laughing after injuring Eden Hazardous.
Diego stamps on Hazardous' foot after Hazardous told him that he would move to Real Madrith if he passed the medicals. Diego did it because he diddn't that Hazard leave.
Trivia[]
- It's hinted that he would like to fight Joey Beton, another player known for his aggressiveness.
- He has two parodies related to real life companies: Diego Costly-Coffee (Costa Coffee) and Diegoogle Translate (Google Translate).
- Before having his own translator, Secs Fabregash used to translate his language during his interviews.
- In one match, Terry brought a caveman to translate Diego's speech to Conte
- He could be based off Leatherface from the movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
- His name is a pun of his surname Costa with Costa Coffee and the Costly is a reference at how he is well-paid.
- He acted live a caveman, until 2017.
- He shares the same birthday as Dida, Gilberto Silva, James MaCantbreathe, Madjid Bougherra, JerWillem Defoe, Gunnar Nielsen, Sebastien Coates, Lewis Capaldi and Trent Alexander-Armstrong.
Zodiac signs[]
- He is a Libra, as he was born on October 7
- Costly-Coffee is a dragon, because he was born in 1988
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