Dimitri Payeater

Dimitri Payeater
Other names	Dimitri "Dim" Payeater Pie-eate
Date of Birth	29 March 1987
Place of Birth	Saint-Pierre, Réunion, France
Status	Active
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Position	Midfielder
Youth clubs	Saint-Philippe (1995–1998) Saint-Pierroise (1998–1999) Le Havre (1999–2003) AS Excelsior (2003–2004)
Clubs	AS Excelsior (2004–2005) Nantes (2005–2007) Saint-Étienne (2007–2011) Skynet? (2011–2013) Olympique Marsgivepenaltiesaweille (2013–2015) West Hammers (2015-2017) Olympique Marsgivepenaltiesaweille (2017–2023) Vasco da Gama (2023–2025)
National team	Varance (2010–2018)
Debut	FA Cup Rap Battle -QUARTER FINALS 15/16 (Arsenal 1-2 Watford, Everton 2-0 Chelsea Highlights)
Based on	Dimitri Payet

"I want to leave RIGHT NOW!"

– Dimitri Payeater

Dimitri Payeater is a French football player who plays as a attacking midfielder.

History

At the beginning of the Premier Inn League 2015/16, he was just mentioned by name. He made his debut in a video of that season in 2016. He later appeared during Euro 2016.

His main appearence was in Transylromania X Les Blose when he scored a wonder goal. He appeared in other videos of the Euro as well, since his country made it's way to the final.

He got an awesome season in 2015/16 but after Irons bad start in the PL 2016/17, he said he wanted to leave, so he left to Olympique Marsgivepenaltiesaweille.

Trivia

• He likes kissing the foot of goalscorers of his team, like Antoine 4G-Riezmann and Carrallwaysinjured.
• He likes pies.
• Dimitri Payeater first speaking role was in Leave Right Now Parody.
• He is one of the characters to have a video of his drawing process.

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