- "Arriba!"
– Dirty Sanchez
- "Lacazette! Arriba! Open goal!"
– Dirty Sanchez to Dimwit Ohspina
Dirty Sanchez is a Chilean football player who plays as a forward for No Idea and Chilly.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
Dirty Sanchez used to have a mustache (which looked like poop, hence the nickname), but that was removed in his newer design in 2017.
Personality[]
Dirty Sanchez loves flopping, which is exaggerated in videos, with Sanchez often crying out, "Penalty! Referee!" when anything from a glob of spit to a paper touches him
History[]
He scored the winning penalty vs Handballgentina in the Cuppa America Chilly 2015 final. His dream is to return to his former club, Barcelever. In the Arsene Wenger Q&A Parody, it is shown he and Wenger have "team talks" and is described by him as "a person who is willing to experiment".
Interactions[]
He has a good relationship with Ozil with whom he is working in order not to extend his contract with Arsenal, thus having a bad relationship with Arsey Whinger. He managed to join Ajax Reunited, although in Footballers vs Zombies he wanted to return to Arsenal
Trivia[]
- Alexis Sanchez is called Dirty Sanchez because 442oons gave him a mustache which looks like poop.
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