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"Arriba!"

– Dirty Sanchez

"Lacazette! Arriba! Open goal!"

– Dirty Sanchez to Dimwit Ohspina

Dirty Sanchez is a Chilean football player who plays for No Idea and Chilly.

Bio[]

Appearance[]

Dirty Sanchez used to have a mustache (which looked like poop, hence the nickname), but that was removed in his newer design in 2017.

Personality[]

Dirty Sanchez loves flopping, which is exaggerated in videos, with Sanchez often crying out, "Penalty! Referee!" when anything from a glob of spit to a paper touches him

History[]

He scored the winning penalty vs Handballgentina in the Cuppa America Chilly 2015 final. His dream is to return to his former club,Barcelever. In the Arsene Wenger Q&A Parody, it is shown he and Wenger have "team talks" and is described by him as "a person who is willing to experiment".

Interactions[]

He has a good relationship with Ozil with whom he is working in order not to extend his contract with Arsenal, thus having a bad relationship with Arsey Whinger. He managed to join Man utd, although in footbalers vs zombies he wanted to return to Arsenal

Trivia[]

  • Alexis Sanchez is called Dirty Sanchez because 442oons gave him a mustache which looks like poop.

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