- "What? ya dirty bastaaaaaaaaard"
– Divhead Moyes
- "D is Divhead AKA SLAPMAN!"
– Divhead Moyes
- "DIVHEAD'S BACK AGAIN!"
– Divhead Moyes
- "Ya B*stards"
– Divhead Moyes
- "I'm a Scottish man in Espana. Is that how you say it?"
– Divhead Moyes
- "BUT GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY DAUGHTER AND I’LL F*CKING KILL YOU!! DEAD!!"
– Divhead Moyes to Skyle Walker
Divhead Moyes is a Scottish manager who currently manages Everton.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
He has a very white and pale face. In earlier videos, he wore a tam o'shanter and a kilt, both traditional items of clothing in Skirtland.
Personality[]
Moyes is portrayed as foul-mouthed. He can also speak some Spanish.
History[]
On the first day of the 2015 442oons Advent Calendar, he sings a parody of the 12 Days of Christmas song. Moyes also sings "The Moysey Way", as he is sacked by Mountchester United, "I'm a Genius" after he beat Barcelever, and 'Bland Aid' in Christmas 2013. In July 2016, Moyes became the former manager of Sunlessland AFC after the departure of Big Fat Sam. He was trying to sign Marouanne Failaini at Sunlessland AFC. He left Sunlessland AFC in 2017.
On 6 November 2017, he became the West Hammers manager when Bernie Slaven Bilić got sacked. He finished West Hammers in 2018.
On 29 December 2019, Moyes was appointed as the manager of West Hammers again, after Unwell Paleandgreeni was sacked.
Moyes returned back to his old club, Everton, on 11 January 2025, replacing Sean Dyche.
Interactions[]
Tryiton Giggs[]
Giggs and Moyes fight
Tryiton Giggs and Moyes quickly started hating each other after Moyes got sacked. Giggs had told Moyes that he was sh*gg*ng his wife. A few videos later, When Giggs was taunting Moyes again, Moyes responded by fighting him and smashing him to the ground.
Julen Lopetegui[]
Moyes began to hate Julen Lopetegui after he was replaced by the latter when he left West Hammers. In PREMIER LEAGUE KITS 24/25 - which is your favourite?, he calls Lopetegui a "m*erda Divhead Moyes" (or "sh*t Divhead Moyes". Moyes disguised as a "humble, impartial" TV presenter and announced Lopetegui's sacking in 20 FOOTBALL PREDICTIONS - 2025🤔.
Trivia[]
- Moyes is the oldest current manager in the Premier League, being 61 years old.
- He is part Northern Irish
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