FC Buyern Monstermunchen

2025-Present
2020-2025
2019-2020
2018-2019
2017-2018
2016-2017
2015-2016
2014-2015

Other Names

FC Bayern Munchausen
FC Buying Monstermunchen
FC B yern Monstermunchen
FC Buying Merchandise
Die Roten

Location

Munich, Germany

Ground

Allianz Arena

League

Bayernsliga

Rival Clubs

Based On

FC Bayern Munich

People

President

Herbert Hainer

Chief Executive

Jan-Christian Dreesen

FC Buyern Monstermunchen is a German club that plays in the Bayernsliga.

Appearance[]

Badge[]

The badge features the head of Hurri-Kane MBE smiling because he won a trophy.

From 2020-2025, it consists of Thomasshole Muller laughing because of his not funny bad jokes and the badge had to change after his departure to Vancouver Whitecaps.

From 2014-2019 the badge featured Thomasshole Muller sitting down while looking up. This is a reference to the time Peperedcarde headbutted him in the World Cup.

Name[]

The old name (Bayern Munchhausen) is a pun on Baron Munchhausen, a fictional German nobleman created by Rudolf Eric Raspe.

Since 2019, the club is called Buyern Monstermunchen. The name parodied the real club's German name FC Bayern München with snack food Monster Munch.

History[]

FC Buyern Monstermunchen first appeared in 🎄Day 13🎄 FOOTBALL CHRISTMAS CARDS! (442oons Video Advent Calendar football cartoons)

Squads[]

As of 2 September 2025

Number	Position	Name	Appeared
1	Goalkeeper	Savewell Neuer (Captain)	Yes
2	Defender	Idayot Supamecano	Yes
3	Defender	Kim Min-jae	Yes
4	Defender	Jonathan Tah	Yes
6	Midfielder	Joshua Kimmichkardashian (Vice-Captain)	Yes
7	Forward	Serge Gnabrie	Yes
8	Midfielder	Leon Goredzka (3rd Captain)	Yes
9	Forward	Hurri-Kane MBE	Yes
10	Midfielder	Jamal Musiala	Yes
11	Forward	Missolas Jackson (On loan from Chelsea Soccer Club)	Yes
14	Forward	Vamos Luis Díaz	Yes
17	Midfielder	Michael Olise	Yes
19	Defender	Roadrunner Davies	Yes
20	Midfielder	Tom Bischof	No
21	Defender	Hiroki Itō	No
22	Defender	Raphael Guerraero	Yes
23	Defender	Sacha Boey	Yes
26	Goalkeeper	Sven Ulreichpudding	Yes
27	Midfielder	Konrad Laimer	Yes
40	Goalkeeper	Jonas Urbig	No
42	Midfielder	Lennart Karl	No
44	Defender	Josip Stanisic	Yes
45	Midfielder	Aleksandar Pavlovic	No
48	Goalkeeper	Leon Klanac	No

Out on loan[]

Former Number	Position	Name	Appeared	Loan To	Loan Due
-	Goalkeeper	Alexander Nudebell	Yes	St-t-t-utterg-g-gart	30 June 2026
-	Goalkeeper	Max Schmitt	No	SSV Ulm
-	Goalkeeper	Daniel Peretz	No	Tastyburger
-	Defender	Tarek Buchmann	No	1. FC Nürnberg
-	Midfielder	Noël Aséko	No	Hangover '96
-	Midfielder	Arijon Ibrahimović	Yes	Heidenheim
-	Midfielder	Jonathan Asp Jensen	No	Grasshopper Zürich
-	Midfielder	Maurice Krattenmacher	No	Hertha Locker
-	Midfielder	Lovro Zvonarek	No	Grasshopper Zürich
-	Midfielder	João Palhinha	Yes	Tottenham Hotseat
-	Forward	Armindo Sieb	No	Beanz Mainz Heinz
-	Forward	Bryan Zaragoza	No	Celta Vigo Mortensen

Managers[]

Name.	From.	Until.	W/D/L
Vinjury Kompany	May 2024	Present	15/11/3
Thomas Tuchrap	Mar 2023	May 2024	23/3/8
Julian Nagelsmann	Jul 2021	Mar 2023	39/12/8
Hans-Dieter Flick	Nov 2019	Jun 2021	45/7/6
Niko Kovac	Jul 2018	Nov 2019	29/9/6
Jupp Hineykiss	Oct 2017	Jun 2018	23/1/3
Willy Signal (caretaker)	Sep 2017	Oct 2017	0/1/0
Carlo Eyebrowcelotti	Jul 2016	Sep 2017	29/8/3
Pep, si? Guardiola	Jul 2013	Jun 2016	82/11/9
Jupp Hineykiss	Jul 2011	Jun 2013	52/8/8
Andries Jonker (Caretaker)	Apr 2011	Jun 2011	4/1/0
Louis van Harsh	Jul 2009	Apr 2011	35/17/11
Jupp Hineykiss (Caretaker)	Apr 2009	Jun 2009	5/4/1
Jurgen Klinicalsmann	Jul 2008	Apr 2009	16/6/7
Ottmar Hitzfeld	Feb 2007	Jun 2008	30/12/7
Felix Magath	Jul 2004	Jan 2007	56/18/13
Ottmar Hitzfeld	Jul 1998	Jun 2004	128/41/35
Giovanni Trapattoni	Jul 1996	Jun 1998	29/20/9
Klaus Augenthaler (Caretaker)	May 1996	Jun 1996	0/1/0
Franz Beckenjackbauer (Caretaker)	Apr 1996	May 1996	1/0/2
Otto Rehhagel	Jul 1995	Apr 1996	18/4/8
Giovanni Trapattoni	Jul 1994	Apr 1995	15/13/6
Franz Beckenjackbauer	Dec 1993	Jun 1994	9/2/3
Erich Ribbeck	Mar 1992	Dec 1993	31/20/14
Søren Lerby	Oct 1991	Mar 1992	4/5/6
Jupp Hineykiss	Jul 1987	Oct 1991	82/40/26
Udo Lattek	Jul 1983	Jun 1987	82/35/19
Reinhard Saftig (Caretaker)	May 1983	Jun 1983	1/1/1
Pál Csernai	Mar 1979	May 1983	87/31/29
Gyula Lóránt	Dec 1979	Feb 1979	16/10/12
Dettmar Cramer	Jan 1975	Nov 1977	40/27/34
Udo Lattek	Mar 1970	Jan 1975	102/33/28
Branko Zebec	Jul 1968	Mar 1970	32/14/12
Zlatko Čajkovski	Jul 1963	Jun 1968	52/18/32
Herbert Erhardt	? 1963	? 1963	?/?/?
Helmut Schneider	? 1961	? 1963	?/?/?
Adolf Patek	? 1958	? 1961	?/?/?
Herbert Moll	? 1957	? 1958	?/?/?
Willibald Hahn	? 1956	? 1957	?/?/?
Jakub Streitle	? 1955	? 1955	?/?/?
Georg Knöpfle	? 1954	? 1954	?/?/?
Georg Bayerer	? 1953	? 1954	?/?/?
Dr. Max Schäfer	? 1951	? 1953	?/?/?
Konrad Heidkamp & Herbert Moll (Joint-Managers)	? 1951	? 1951	?/?/?
David Davison	? 1950	? 1950	?/?/?
Alv Riemke	? 1948	? 1950	?/?/?
Franz Dietl	? 1947	? 1948	?/?/?
Josef Pöttinger	? 1946	? 1947	?/?/?
Richard Högg	? 1946	? 1946	?/?/?
Alfred Schaffer	? 1945	? 1945	?/?/?
Konrad Heidkamp	? 1943	? 1945	?/?/?
Ludwig Goldbrunner	? 1938	? 1943	?/?/?
Heinz Körner	? 1937	? 1938	?/?/?
Dr. Richard Michalke	? 1936	? 1937	?/?/?
Ludwig Hofmann	? 1934	? 1935	?/?/?
Hans Tauchert	? 1933	? 1934	?/?/?
Richard Dombi	? 1930	? 1933	?/?/?
Kálmán Konrád	? 1928	? 1930	?/?/?
Leo Weisz	? 1926	? 1928	?/?/?
James McPherson	? 1925	? 1926	?/?/?
Izidor Kürschner	? 1921	? 1922	?/?/?
William James Townley	? 1913	? 1921	?/?/?
Charles Griffiths	? 1911	? 1912	?/?/?
George Hoer	? 1909	? 1911	?/?/?
Thomas Taylor	? 1906	? 1909	?/?/?
Dr. Willem Hesselink	? 1902	? 1905	?/?/?

Trivia[]

Much of the information known about Bayern managers pre-Bundesliga (1963) is unknown, most notably match records and specific months and dates in which they took charge & left.