List of Frontmen[]
SEASON 8 STARTING XI[]
- Erling Braut Haaland (captain)
- Kylian MMMboppé (captain)
- Jude Bellingham (returned for his 2nd apperance)
- Lamine Yamal (debut)
- Cold Palmer (debut)
- Takeabow Son
- No Salad
- Bruno Fernandes
- Hurri-Kane MBE
- Thomasshole Muller
- Jamie's Come Fardy
SABOTAGE PENALTIES: (spoilers ahead):
| Order | Taker | Goalkeeper | Goes in? | Reason |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kylian MMMboppé | Alisson Pecker | NO | Kylian's ball was on target when No Salad shoots
an arrow to Kylian's ball and successfully got blown out. |
| 2 | Erling Braut Haaland | Savewell Neuer | NO | Before the match starts, Haaland was blindfolded
until Mikel Arteta came to sabotage him by bringing Lamine Yamal to sabotage Man City's title win. Instead, Haaland kicked Yamal into the goalpost, which Neuer too react as a shock. |
| 3 | Thomasshole Muller | Jordan Pickford | NO | Muller tripped over before it was revealed that Lisandro Martinyez carried the ball as a short guy. The reason is that No Salad did it. |
| 4 | Jamie's Come Fardy | Tibo Caughtout | YES | Jamie drank a can of Red Bull but both Kane and Muller
did a black-out by moving the goal. However, Vardy faked his penalty by scoring the goal, causing the Premier League team to lead. |
| 5 | Hurri-Kane MBE | David Raya | YES | Hurri-Kane did his original penalty and the ball went in, causing the La Bundelsiga team to equalise. Despite on all that, Takeabow Son was pleased. |
| 6 | Takeabow Son | SafeJands Oblak | NO | Hurri-Kane MBE bombs him as Son was thrown away by Kane before he kicks the ball. |
| 7 | Jude Bellingham | Kickedinthe Ederson | NO | The Premier League team sabotaged by interuppting his calls to impersonate his younger brother Jobe, then his mother and even Trent, causing him to kick the ball over the post. |
| 8 | No Salad | André Onanawhat'smyname | NO | Salad trip over a dugout made by Mbappe as Mbappe uses a builodzer to bury Salad alive and he did. |
| 9 | Lamine Yamal | KepaThe Keeper | NO | Yamal as a toddler fell asleep after someone sabotaged him by placing a baby cradle onto him with a lullaby song in it. |
| 10 | Cold Palmer | Marc-Andre Ter Sleepen | YES | Muller burns him alive and Palmer runs away, but he returns to the pitch and scores the descive penalty as the Premier League team won. |
FORWARDS VS MIDFIELDERS
| Challenge | Forwards | Points | Midfielders | Winner | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spring Challenge | Erling Braut Haaland | 1–0 | Granit Xhaka Khan | Forwards (Haaland threw a red card to Granit Xhaka Khan) | ||||
| Subscribe to Ronaldo's YouTube Channel | Erling Braut Haaland (Not Subscribed) Jamie's Come Fardy (Not Subscribed) Hurri-Kane MBE (Not Subscribe) Lamine Yamal (Not Subscribed) Kylian MMMboppé (Subscribed) |
0––1 | Enzo Fernández (Not Subscribed) Granit Xhaka Khan (Not Subscribed) Jude Bellingham (Not Subscribed) Kev De Bluene (Not Subscribed) Bruno Fernandes (Subscribed) |
None (Ronaldo deducted a point for both teams) | ||||
| Copy the Skill Challenge | Hurri-Kane MBE | 0–0 | Jude Bellingham | Midfielders | ||||
Note: For the first time, there is a captain change, Ronaldo and Messi are replaced with Haaland and Mbappé.
List of Frontmen[]
Season 1[]
- Lionel Messigician (captain)
- Cristiano Arabonaldo (captain)
- Zlatan Egohimovic
- Troy Parrot aka the greatest frontmen of all time
- Robert Lewanogoalski
- NeyVAR
- Midas Rashford
- No Salad
- Timo Pukki
- Garry Bale
- Erling Braut Haaland
- Jadon Sancho (joined for the seventh episode but Thomasshole Muller diguses him)
- Thomasshole Muller (as a real player)
SPECIAL GUEST[]
- Wayne The Ogre (referee for the 13th challenge)
Season 2[]
- Lionel Messigican (captain) (returned for his 2nd appearance)
- Cristiano Arabonaldo (captain) (returned for his 2nd appearance)
- No Salad (returned for his 2nd season)
- Erling Braut Haaland (returned for his 2nd season)
- Jamie's Come Fardy
- Hurri-Kane MBE
- Alvara Moratahahaha
- Chewy Suarez
- NeyVAR (returned for his 2nd season)
- Midas Rashford (returned for his 2nd season)
- Zlatan Egohimovic (returned for his 2nd season)
GUESTS[]
- Gigi Bouffant (Goalkeeper for Team Ronaldo)
- Savewell Neuer (Goalkeeper for Team Messi)
Season 3[]
- Lionel Messigican (captain) (returned for his 3rd appearance)
- Chewy Suarez (captain)
- NeyVAR (captain) (returned for his 3rd appearance)
- Cristiano Arabonaldo (returned for his 3rd appearance)
- Kylian MMMboppe
- No Salad (returned for his 3rd appearance)
- Jadon Sancho
- Timo Turner
- Hurri-Kane MBE (returned for his 2nd appearance)
- Jack GrealEnglishIrish
- Erling Braut Haaland (Thomasshole Muller disguses him for the first two challenges, but he came back.) (returned for his 3rd appearance)
Extra Frontmen (Head To Head challenge)[]
- Kev De Bluene
- Romelu Lakaka
- Thomasshole Muller (returned for his 2nd apperance)
Season 4: Frontmen vs Backmen[]
FRONTMEN[]
- Lionel Messigican (returned for his 4th appearance)
- Cristiano Arabonaldo (returned for his 4th appearance)
- Erling Braut Haaland (returned for his 4th appearance)
- Hurri-Kane MBE (returned for his 3rd appearance)
- Vamos Luis Diaz
BACKMEN[]
- Sergio Redos and Señor Red Card (captain)
- Harold Maguire
- Gerard Piqkira
- Virgil van TracSaint (gets injured by Maguire, replaced by a random Alteico defender)
- Antonio Bluediger
Season 5[]
- Lionel Messigican (captain) (returned for his 5th appearance)
- Cristiano Arabonaldo (captain) (returned for his 5th appearance)
- Midas Rashford (reuturned for his 3rd appearance)
- Thomasshole Muller (returned for his 3rd appearance, as a real player)
- Hurri-Kane MBE (returned for his 4th appearance)
- ¿Que? Núñez
- Erling Braut Haaland (returned for his 5th appearance)
- Kylian MMMboppe (returned for his 2nd appearance)
- NeyVAR (returned for his 4th appearance)
- Robert Lewangoalski (returned for his 2nd appearance)
- Mykhalio Mudryk (Harold Maguire disguises him)
- Chewy Suarez (joining on the 2nd challenge after Murdyk dropped)
EXTRA FRONTMEN: (LAST FOOTBALLER TO MISS A PENALTY WINS £1,000,000!)[]
GOALKEEPERS: Jordan Pickford (1st and 2nd rounds), Tex-Mex Luthor (2nd round, it's just Harold Maguire in diguse)[]
- Khvicha Kvaratskhelia (+ Victor Oceanman)
- No Salad
- Harold Maguire (disgused as Pele)
- Vincent Aboubakar
- Bruno Fernandes (took over Midas Rashford's attempt)
- Wout Weghorst
- Olivier GQ
- Kev De Bluene (+ KsRIP)
- João Félix
- Kai Havertz
- Christopher Nkunku
- Dominatrix Calvert-Lewin (INJURED)
- Mercedes Benzema
- Zlatan Egohimovic
- Randal Kolo Muani
- Bukayo Sakapotatoes (tackled by both Phil Coutinyho and Bastardo Silva)
- Dusan Vlahovic
- Skeletor Cavani
Season 6: Rest of the World vs. Saudi Pro League[]
REST OF THE WORLD[]
- Lionel Messigican (captain) (returned for his 6th appearance) (Inter Messi)
- Hurri-Kane MBE (returned for his 4th apperance) (FC Buyern Monstermunchen)
- Erling Braut Haaland (returned for his 6th apperance) (Moneychester Sheikhy)
- Kylian MMMboppe (returned for his 3rd apperance) (Mbappé FC)
- Que Nunez (returned for his 2nd apperance) (Leavethepool)
SAUDI PRO LEAGUE[]
- Cristiano Arabonaldo (captain) (returned for his 6th appearance) (Al-Nassr)
- Mercedes Benzema (Al-Ittihad)
- Sadio Mane-Mane (Al-Nassr)
- NeyVAR (returned for his 5th apperance) (Al-Hilal)
- No Salad (shown as a Al-Ittihad but Yougurn Klopp kicks him out, replaced by Really Bad Penalty Taker Mahrez (Al-Ahli))
Season 7[]
- Lionel Messigician
- Cristiano Arabonaldo
- Jude Bellingham
- Chewy Suarez
- Kylian MMMboppe
- NeyVAR
- Zlatan Egohimovic
- Thomasshole Muller
- ¿Que? Núñez
- Midas Rashford
SPECIAL GUESTS[]
- Emiliano Martínez (Kolo Muani's World Cup miss)
- Olivier GQ (judge for episode 5)
- Declan Rice (judge for Round 2: Sh*t yourself (like Declan Rice) challenge) (episode 5)
- Sadio Mane-Mane (Ronaldo's attempter for episode 6)
- Eric Cantona (judge for episode 6)
- Count Doku (Haaland's attempter for episode 6)
- Roy Meane (the guy who kicked both Doku and Haaland)
CAMEOS:[]
- Carlo Eyebrowcelotti (pranked by Bellingham)
- Midas Rashford and Sony Eriksen (pranked by Ronaldo)
- Mikel Arteta and one Make A Wish kid (pranked by Son)
GOALKEPEERS (EPISODE 5 ONLY)[]
- André Onanawhat'smyname
- David Raya (formerly Aaron Rimsdale after Mikel Arteta replaced him)
- Kickedinthe Ederson (replaced by Alisson Pecker, then Caoimhin Kelleher)
- Emiliano Martinez (coach and Mbappe's opponent)
- Jordan Pickford (Messi's opponent)
Season 1[]
Trailer (8.03.2020)[]
Creators : Cristiano Euronaldo, Lionel Messigician
Episode 1 : Auditions (15.03.2020)[]
Episode 2 : Starting XI (23.03.2020)[]
(1) Chewy Suarez was dropped beacuse of Cristiano Euronaldo's decision
(2) They was picked, but after adding new rule they was dropped
(3) Timo Pukki was Dropped because of Cristiano Euronaldo's decision, but after adding new rule he was picked
(4) They was dropped, but after adding new rule they was picked
Episode 3 : Ninja Warrior (30.03.2020)[]
| Place | Player | Club | Country |
| 1 | Erling Braut Håland | Dorussia Dortmund | No-way |
| 2 | Cristiano Euronaldo | Ronventus | Ronaldugal |
| 3 | Notaxmar | PSlotsofG | Badzil |
| 4 | Lionel Messigician | Bancelona | Handballgentina |
Episode 4 : Tinder (3.04.2020)[]
VOTE! Who will be fired?
| Player | Club | Country | % |
| Troy Parrot | DIY Army | Ireland | 16 |
| Timo Pukki | Notrich City | Finland | 67 |
| Both | 16 |
Timo Pukki is fired!
VOTE! Who will be hired?
| Player | Club | Country | % | Picked or Dropped |
| Wayne The Ogre | Derby County | Engbland | 16 | Dropped |
| Thomasshole Muller | FC Buying Monstermunchen | Germazing | 27 | Picked |
| Chewy Suarez | Bancelona | Urucry | 55 | Dropped |
Episode 5 : Thomasshole Muller vs Chewy Suarez (12.04.2020)[]
Rap Battle for a place in Frontmen!
Loser : Thomasshole Muller
Winner : Chewy Suarez
Chewy Suarez is hired!
The rule (only one player per club) is removed!
Episode 6 : Truth or Dare (19.04.2020)[]
Players who choised truth : Cristiano Euronaldo (winner), Lionel Messigician, Chewy Suarez
Players who choised dare : Robert Lewangoalski, Notaxmar, Zlatan Egohimovic, No Salad, Erling Braut Håland, Garry Bale, Midas Rashford
Fired : Troy Parrot
Troy Parrot is fired!
Erling Braut Håland have installed murder chages!
VOTE! Who will be hired?
| Place | Player | Club | Country | % |
| 1 | Jadon Sancho | Dorussia Dortmund | Engbland | 55 |
| 2 | Thomasshole Muller | FC Buying Monstermunchen | Germazing | 22 |
| 3 | Paulo Dyballer | Ronventus | Handballgentina | 18 |
Jadon Sancho is hired!
Episode 7 : Attemp - Roberto Carlos's free kick (26.04.2020)[]
| Place | Player | Club | Country | Out of 100 |
| 1 | Cristiano Euronaldo | Ronventus | Ronaldugal | 100 (but he cheated) |
| 2 | Zlatan Egohimovic | AC Zlaten | Zweden | 90 |
| 3 | Notaxmar | PSlotsofG | Badzil | 80 |
| 3 | Lionel Messigician | Barcelionela | Handballgentina | 80 |
| 5 | Erling Braut Håland | Dorussia Dortmund | No-way | 72 |
| 6 | Robert Lewangoalski | FC Buying Monstermunchen | Po-land | 45 |
| 7 | Garry Bale | Bale Madrid | Bales | 35 |
| 8 | No Salad | Leavethepool | Egypt | 0 |
| - | Jadon Sancho (Thomasshole Muller) | Dorussia Dortmund | Engbland | 89 (Disqualifed) |
| - | Midas Rashford | Man We’re shite, Ed | Engbland | N/A |
| - | Chewy Suarez | Bancelona | Urucry | 10 (Banned) |
Chewy Suarez have a 8-video ban!
Jadon Sancho (Thomasshole Muller) quites Frontmen and give the place to Thomasshole Muller (himself)
Episode 8 : Footballers vs Legends (3.05.2020)[]
| Player representing Frontmen | Player representing Legends | Winner |
| Zlatan Egohimovic | Eric Cantona | Frontmen |
| Lionel Messigician | Diego Maradona | Frontmen |
| Chewy Suarez | Marco Van Basterd | Legends |
| Garry Bale | Tryiton Giggs | Legends |
| Notaxmar | Ronalteethio | Draw |
| Midas Rashford | George Best | Legends |
| Robert Lewangoalski | Andrij Shevchenko | Frontmen |
| Thomasshole Muller | Gerd Muller | Frontmen |
| Erling Braut Håland | Ole Gunnar Solskjær | Frontmen |
| No Salad | Kenny Dalglish | Legends |
| Cristiano Euronaldo | Ronaldo Nazario | Frontmen |
Final score : 5-3
R.I.P. : Chewy Suarez, No Salad
Episode 9 : Footballers read mean tweets and cruel coments (10.05.2020)[]
Episode 10: Team Messi VS Team Ronaldo (17.05.2020)[]
| Players representing Team Messi: | Players repersenting Team Ronaldo: |
|---|---|
| Lionel Messigician (C) | Cristiano Arabonaldo (C) |
| Chewy Suarez | Erling Braut Haaland |
| Zlatan Egohimovic | Robert Lewanogoalski |
| Thomasshole Muller | Kylian MMMboppe |
| Hurri-Kane | Notaxmar |
Garry Bale is not chosen, but selected to be host.
ROUND 1: KEEPY-UP CHALLENGE:[]
Team Ronaldo scores 0. (Ronaldo shows-off, but when he is about to pass, Bale uses the horn to stop).
Team Messi scores 1. (Messi passes the ball to Neymar, but then the ball dropped to the ground).
WINNER: Team Messi
ROUND 2: SRPINT CHALLENGE:[]
Both teams start at the starting line. After Bale shoots his gun upwards, everyone sprints until Erling Braut Haaland crosses the finish line first to secure a point for Team Ronaldo.
WINNER: Team Ronaldo
ROUND 3: CROSSBAR CHALLENGE:[]
| TEAM MESSI | |
|---|---|
| PLAYER | HIT THE CROSSBAR: |
| Lionel Messigician | NO (reason: he hit the ball on goal). |
| Zlatan Egohimovic | NO (reason: uses magic that causes the crossbar to hit him). |
| Chewy Suarez | YES (but no point given) (reason: he cheated by using a drone as a shot but Bale shows him by dragging a line that connects to the ball). |
| Thomasshole Muller | NO (reason: he jokingly tells Bale about the 'cross bar' in which he holds a goat that causes him to bleat out). |
| Hurri-Kane | YES (but no point given at first but given at the second try) (reason: he hits the ball on the crossbar but then lands on goal). |
| TEAM RONALDO | |
|---|---|
| PLAYER | HIT THE CROSSBAR: |
| Cristiano Arabonaldo | NO (reason: he misheard as 'cross bra' instead of 'crossbar'). |
| Erling Braut Haaland | NO (reason: Thomasshole Muller distracts him by using a megaphone that causes him to run away and calls him: 'Scheisse Lewandoski') |
| Robert Lewanogoalski | YES (point given) |
| Kylian MMMboppe | NO (reason: just about to hit the crossbar, a ninja appears and later slices the ball, which causes him to turn to a ninja turtle and chases him with him holding explosives). |
| Notaxmar | NO (reason: hits the ball very high). |
FINAL SCORE: MESSI 1-0 RONALDO (1-1 because Ronaldo came up)
WINNER: Team Messi
ROUND 4: DRIBBLE CHALLENGE:[]
| TEAM MESSI | |
|---|---|
| PLAYER | DRIBBLED AND SCORED A GOAL? |
| Lionel Messigician | YES (although he gives a warning about him being as 'smart-ass') |
| Zlatan Egohimovic | NO (reason: Ronaldo makes it harder by moving the posts even further, in which Zlatan kicks him on his face). |
| Chewy Suarez | NO (reason, he went around the posts, but as about to score a goal, Fabinho appears and tackles him). |
| Thomasshole Muller | NO (but already scored a goal) (reason: uses rockets to destroy the posts and walks towards the penalty box and scores the goal) |
| Hurri-Kane | NO (reason: hits the ball really high). |
| TEAM RONALDO | |
|---|---|
| PLAYER | DRIBBLED AND SCORED A GOAL? |
| Cristiano Arabonaldo | YES |
| Erling Braut Haaland | NO (reason: hits all of the posts). |
| Robert Lewanogoalski | YES |
| Kylian MMMboppe | YES (reason: he chases the ninja that destroys his ball during the third round and gets his revenge by knocking out him and scoring a goal). |
| Notaxmar | NO (although he scored a goal). (reason: he uses his tricks and score the goal from the halfway circle. Bale then gives the point to Team Messi). |
FINAL SCORE: MESSI 2-3 RONALDO
WINNER: Team Ronaldo
THE DECIDER:[]
The Decider was basically a competition to see which player has the best hairstyle.
All of the members will have to make their best hairstyle to either Messi or Ronaldo.
The match ends with a draw after Poor Pogba disapproves both of the team's haircuts.
Episode 11: 5-A-Side Messi vs Ronaldo (23.05.2020)[]
After drawing, both teams will have to complete a football match against each other. So far, they stick to their original teams from the last episode, except Sadio Mane-Mane joins Team Ronaldo to replace Robert Lewanogoalski and the host from the previous episode, Garry Bale joins Team Ronaldo as Goalkeper.
LAST SCORE: MESSI 2-2 RONALDO
| Players representing Team Messi: | Players repersenting Team Ronaldo: |
|---|---|
| Lionel Messigician (Captain) | Cristiano Arabonaldo (Captain) (Once jumped higher than the Shard) |
| Chewy Suarez (GK) (Total times his teeth have been offside = 678) | Erling Braut Haaland (midfield) |
| Zlatan Egohimovic (Age: Old) | Sadio Mane-Mane (replaces Robert Lewanogoalski who was sold for dancing like a bellend) |
| Thomasshole Muller (Position: Raumdeuter*) (* = wtf?) | Kylian MMMboppe (Hero in a half-shell) |
| Hurri-Kane (Member of the British Empire) | Garry Bale (GK) (replaces Notaxmar) (Ex-Professional Footballer) |
The hosts for this episodes are: Jose Moaninho and Arsey Whinger and the referee is Notaxmar.
FIRST HALF:
- The match starts with Messi teased Ronaldo that he will never pass to teammates, but somehow scored a goal from the halfway-line and hits Messi's balls. (MESSI 0-1 RONALDO)
- Messi then gets revenge by scoring from the half-way circle in which Notaxmar approves, causing Ronaldo to be mad. (MESSI 1-1 RONALDO)
- Haaland then gets the move by knocking out Ronaldo and kicks the ball but Chewy Suarez saves. (MESSI 1-1 RONALDO)
- Suarez then kicks the ball from his goalpost and eventually gets the goal. (MESSI 2-1 RONALDO)
Trivia[]
- Erling Braut Haaland is the only member to appear in all seven seasons, despite not being a captain. Instead, Thomasshole Muller disguises him while he was taken by The Mandalorian for the first two episodes, but he got out after Cristiano Arabonaldo wearing as Darth Vader, readying to dismantle MSN in the third episode.
- It was based on the Sidemen, a real life British YouTube Group.
Season 3 members
- Erling Braut Haaland and Kylian MMMboppé replaces Cristiano Arabonaldo and Lionel Messigician as captains after boh players quit, thus. Making Season 8 the first ever season without Cristiano Arabonaldo and Lionel Messigician as captains and members.
Gallery:[]
Season 1 members
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