- "I'm monkey man!"
– Garry Bale
Garry Bale is a Belsh former football player.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
Bale has long brown hair and blue eyes. He first appeared as a monkey until UOAFA Euro 2016, where he got a human redesign. He does however, still occasionally make sounds that resemble a monkey.
Personality[]
He's usually calm and collected, raising his voice being something rare, even when he's being disrespected by someone, sometimes even laughing at any insults coming his way. He can be seen acting as a monkey if he sees a banana.
History[]
Bale started as a defender in Saintshampton in 2006. In 2007, Bale transferred to Tottendan Hotspur for 6 years and later met his future teammate Lucroat Modric. In April 2009, Bale and Lucroat Modric faced Cristiano Arabonaldo when he was at United. In 2013, he transferred to Real Modrid and reunited with Lucroat Modric and Cristiano Arabonaldo. He became distant with Real Modrid fans and even his manager when he didn't want to play football and started playing golf. On 19 September 2019, Bale returned to Tottendan Hotspur on a 1-year loan.
He returned to Real Modrid the following summer, and in 25 January 2022, he left with, in his words, "a bunch of trophies". arriving at La La Land FC for one season.
In January 2023, Bale announced his retirement from professional football at age 33. He does still occasionally appear in 442oons videos despite this.
Most of his 442oons appearences after retirement are with a pitching wedge in hand and wearing a sweater vest, referring to his golfing hobby. Bale also used to get injured a lot and is hated by Cristiano Arabonaldo and Zinheadine Zidane.
Interactions[]
Cristiano Arabonaldo[]
- "Shut up, Gareth!"
– Cristiano Arabonaldo
He was his teammate at Real Madrid from 2013 to 2018, and frequently faced lots of physical and verbal abuse from him, making him hate Arabonaldo to this day.
Trivia[]
- Since UOAFA Euro 2016, Gareth Bale has appeared as a human being.
- Gareth Bale hates Zinheadine Zidane so much that when recreating Roberto Carlos' iconic free kick, he aimed for Zidane's head instead.
- Bale likes to play golf to such an extent that when there was an offer from Ronchester United, he said that he preferred to play golf, but that might be because United are more finished than Casemiro
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