The Hattrick Club is a club for players who score a hat-trick for their club or national team. It is owned by Cristiano Arabonaldo.
Members[]
- Andre Shirley
- Robert Lewangoalski
- Mercedes Benzema
- Olivier GQ
- Little Pea Hernandez
- Puree-Emerick I'll Bang Your Mom
- Hurri-Kane
- Viktor Gyökeres
Candidates
Rules[]
- Players must score a hat-trick for their club or country.
- Nobody gives two about the Europa League, but this prevented Erik Lame-ela from entering.
- Anyone sexier than Cristiano Arrogantaldo will leave.
- Players have to get their match balls out and admire them.
2015.06.13[]
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robert Lewangoalski | FC Bayern Munchausen | Po-land | Po-land - Georgia | 4:0 |
| Cristiano Arrogantaldo | Real Getrid | Ronaldugal | Ronaldugal - Armenia | 3:2 |
| Andre Shirley | Dorussia Dortmund | Germazing | Germazing - Gilblartar | 7:0 |
2015.09.15[]
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cristiano Arrogantaldo | Real Getrid | Ronaldugal | Real Getrid - Shakhtar Donetsk | 4:0 |
2015.08.12[]
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mercedes Benzema | Real Madrith | Les Blose | Real Madrith - FFS Malmo | 8:0 |
| Cristiano Arrogantaldo | Ronaldugal | |||
| Olivier GQ | Arsenal Fan TV FC | Les Blose | Arsenal Fan TV FC - Olamepiacos | 3:0 |
2015.12.12[]
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
| Little Pea Hernandez | Pea-Er Leverkusen | Texmexico | Kai-Er Leverkusen - Monchenbadattheback | 5:0 |
2016.04.12[]
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cristiano Arrogantaldo | Real Getrid | Ronaldugal | Real Getrid - Wolvesburger | 3:0 |
2016.09.04[]
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robert Snortgrass | Hull Pussies | Skirtland | Skirtland - Malta | 5:1 |
2016.10.11[]
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
| Cristiano Arabonaldo | Real Modrid | Ronaldugal | Ronaldugal vs. Andorra | 6:0 |
| Robert Lewanogoalski | FC Buyern Monstermunchen | Po-land | Po-land vs. Bendtmark | 3:2 |
| Wario Wandzukic | Old Lady | Crow-atia | Kosovo vs. Crow-atia | 0:6 |
2016.11.05[]
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
| Puree-Emerick I'll Bang Your Mom | DVD | Gambon | Hamburg - DVD | 2:5 |
2017.01.14[]
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
| Hurri-Kane | Spurssssshhhhh | Engbland | Spurssssshhhhh vs. West Bromwich Carrier Baggies | 4:0 |
2018.10.04[]
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
| Paulo Dyballer | Old Lady | Handballgentina | Old Lady vs. Young Boys | 3:0 |
2019.01.20[]
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
| Kylian MMMboppe | Mbappe FC | Varance | Mbappe FC vs. Guinamp FC | 9:0 |
| Skeletor Cavani | Uruguay | Mbappe FC vs. Guinamp FC | 9:0 |
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Hattrick Club is a reference to 'Fight Club', a 1999 film made by David Fincher.