JOSE MOURINHO is the new MAN UNITED MANAGER! (Louis van Gaal sacked!) was uploaded on the 27th of January 2016.
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(Parody of Jason Mraz's song "I'm Yours".) Ed Woodward: I'm Ed Woodward and I'm sick of being defeated, I've tried to be chill but let's face it we're a bit sh*t. Loserpool papered cracks. Should I bring Divhead back? Every Manchesthair United player: NO! Ed Woodward: Well, the money's running out, and we've made some big mistakes, yeah. Our style of play is sh*te and that's a quote from out kit-maker. Wayne The Ogre: I've never said a word... Ed Woodward: Not you, Wayne! Until now I've held my nerve. But I won't hesitate, no more, no more! What do you think? 'Cause I'm bored! Wayne The Ogre: Yeah, me too. Hwan Mata: Me too. Darmian: I'm bored to death! Phace Jones: MURRRGHHHHH!!!!! Anthierry Martial: Je m'ennuie. Vorsprung durch schweintiger: Me too. Louis Van Harsh: And me! Ed Woodward: Louis?! You're supposed to be in Holland! Louis Van Harsh: Jackass! Jose the Special Mong: Hello?! Hwan Mata: Jose?! Ahhh! Jose the Special Mong: Well open up this letter and you will see! My United plans - well, up to Season 3. Use your head, use your heart. And don't listen to that old fart! Listen to the music of the crowd - people chant for me. Andy WhataTatey: United scarves! Buy one get Special One free! Jose the Special Mong: After all, it seems like it's every Man United's fan's God-forsaken right to ben on top! So please don't hesitate, no more bore-draws! This cannot wait! I'm sure! Take advice from Andy Tate! Andy WhataTatey: Cut his time short! Jose the Special Mong: This is his fate! I'm yours! Now do-you, do-you, do-you, oh do you want me? Come on! Scooch on over here, closer dear! And just sign right here! I'll win the title in a year! Every Manchesthair United player except Hwan Mata: We want Mourinho! Please don't say no Ed-Ceo! Show Louis the door and make sure he takes his saxophone! Phace Jones: MURGH! Jose the Special Mong: I'll win the title wherever I go! And I'm yours! |
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- Ed Woodward
- Memphis the Pie
- Bastian Schweinstiger
- Marouanne Failaini
- Matteo Damian
- Anthony MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLL!
- Phace Jones
- Wayne The Ogre
- David De Saver
- The Special Juan
- Chris Talling
- Divhead Moyes
- Kit The Ogre (debut)
- Louis van Harsh
- Jose Moaninho
- Sir Bobby Charlton
- Andy WhatA-Tatey
- Anderrrrr Herrera