- "Arsenal fall short yet again... BANTS!"
– Jack GrealEnglishIrish while being drunk
– Jack GrealEnglishIrish after his match against Bayern Munich
– Jack GrealEnglishIrish showing himself being drunk to Sadio Mane-Mane and Erling Braut Haaland
– Jack GrealEnglishIrish's pick up line towards girls.
Jack GrealEnglishIrish is a English football player who plays as a left winger or attacking midfielder for the Manchester Sheikhy and BorEngland.
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Appearance[]
Jack was a young footballer with voluptuous build with black and blonde streaks on his hair. He has a little black moustache and beard, black eyebrows and his sides of the hair are cut.
In 2022, Jack has a new look, this time his hair was changed to brown with the sides filling with it and wears a black hairband. But in 2023, Jack's calves are shown to be buffed, showing two vertically triangles on both of his calves.
Personality[]
Jack is funny, but somehow loves to drink too much alcohol (such as vodka) after an important match has been played. He is also very lazy because of his effects of drinking too alcohol, causing him to drive recklessly. He is also known for his 'drunk' side by partying himself (his main hobby), with a bottle of beer alongside with him. He is also loves to tease a bit to his opponents and banter like what he did to Leavethepool by conceding 7-2 on Villa's side.
History[]
Born in England to Irish parents, Grealish was eligible to represent either England or the Republic of Ireland at international level. He was capped by the latter between U17 and U21 level before switching to England in 2016. As a result of his family background, 442oons gave him the surname "GrealEnglishIrish".
During his early years at 442oons, Jack was captain of Aston Sevilla, in which he rapped during the finals of the 2015 FA Cup, but lost to Arsenal Fan TV FC by 4-0. Five years later, he sang about his team demolishing Leavethepool by scoring 7-2. Pep, si? Guardiola admires him and his teammates by going to Philla's dressing room and dances for his future club, Moneychester Sheiky to win first place in 2021.
After leaving Aston Sevilla, he made the move to Pep's Shieky in which he flopped during his first season (by drinking more alcoholic drinks and then crashing his car into the conference room, a reference to the Solihull car crash that got him banned from driving for 9 months), until he got improved later with new teammates, Erling Braut Haaland and Kev De Bluene. During the season, Jack did score some of the most important goals for club such as the demolition of both Arsenal Fan TV FC in January and Leavethepool in April (this is not shown) and before this happened, he scored the sixth goal for his BorEngland team against Iran in the World Cup and appeared on some BorEngland videos.
He also joked about Nathan Aké's filled with (you know what I mean) cup, plays FIFA with Kev De Bluene against Mbappe FC, and drives the Moneychester Shieky celebration bus.
While driving, Jack crashed onto several cars and apologizes to Pep, si? Guardiola and claims that he doesn't read maps. He later drove the bus to Scotland instead of London, travelled along the Atlantic Ocean to Manchester, NH in USA and sends the bus to space.
442oons' Cross-Spot Challenge[]
After their win, Jack was involved for becoming the referee for 442oons' Centre-Spot challenge. During the challenge, he drunkenly gives either a 'Bullseye' or 'Fail' to determine the constants if they can kick the ball towards the centre spot accurately. The first contestant to attempt was Cristiano Arabonaldo in which Jack gives him a fail after one of the fans, IShowSpeed interrupt him and kicked the ball, but it didn't reach the centre-spot.
Next, he gives a 'fail' to Bukayo Sakapotatoes after his ball didn't reach the centre-spot and banters Arsenal Fan TV FC for falling short again. Afterwards, Kev De Bluene attempted the challenge, but didn't say 'fail' and instead calls out for Phil Foden after he fell down to his hamstring injury.
Lionel Messigician is next and didn't do the challenge because he achieved everything, but gives him a 'fail' and chanted: "SH*T JACK GREALISH! YOU'RE JUST A SH*T JACK GREALISH!". Jack then gives a fail to Jude Bellingham due to Yougurn Klopp interrupting his challenge by kicking the ball away. Afterwards, he gives a 'fail' to Richarlison, but the ball ended up on the centre-spot. Jack then told him that it was 'offside.'
Jack then gives another fail to Harry Maguire after his ball was exploded, and then gives a fail to Ivan Toney because of his 'betting' ban.
Jack then watches Kylian MMMboppe trying to impress Nasser Al-Khelaifi, but gives him a 'fail' for kicking the ball way up high. Then Rúben Neves attempted the challenge but got interrupted by a flying camel that has Cristiano singing, 'SAUDI PRO LEAGUE' and Arab man. Jack said that he spilt his drink.
The next contestant was Chewy Suarez in which he got manipulated for saying, 'EYESLLUB' once he said, 'SOMAV'. He then saw the ball going backwards and Suarez told him to watch the 'wind machine'. Then, they went to the computer to check his final edit and conclude that the challenge was in reverse. Jack praised him for his 'genius' action but he schemingly told that it was 'The Dark Arts' did it.
After this, Jack gives another fail to Federico Dimarco after his ball was blocked by Romelu Lakaka, which causing him to cry. And then, saw Kai Havertz attemping to do the challenge but got interrupted by Todd Boehly in his Chelsea Soccer Club's Battle Bus to transfer him to the Saudi Pro League. He then watches Havertz committing suicide by shooting his pistol to his head but Bohely told that he's going to pass his medical at Al-Hilal. Jack then didn't give him either a 'fail' or a 'bullseye'.
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