Jessica Alba is a Spanish player who plays as a Left-Back for Inter Messi.
He most recently played for Barcelever, where Alba is most known for playing for.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
Even though (s)he is based on Jordi Alba, (s)he originally didn't look anything like him, instead, looking like the American actress Jessica Alba. Hence (s)he got the name "Jessica Alba", as both Jordi and Jessica begin with J, and they share the same Surname. It is still unknown why 442oons made this reference.[1]
Personality[]
Not much is known about Alba's personality, but (s)he is suggested to not be that intelligent, as (s)he celebrated an own goal.
History[]
2014/15 season[]
La Liga 2014/15[]
Alba scored an own goal in a match against Real Sociopath. For some reason, celebrating it. This was also the first time Alba was seen in 442oons.
Champions League 2014/15[]
Alba assists Suarez against Moneychester Sheiky in the first leg.
2015/16 season[]
La liga 2015/16[]
Alba assists Suarez yet again, this time against Bilbao Bagginsis.
Champions League 2015/16[]
Alba appeared in the intro song with her team and is seen falling in love with Olivier GQ and fainting, later headbutting him. Alba also failed to defend against Fernando Torrid
Euro 2016[]
Alba tried to pass to Long John David Silver during their match against Petr the Czech Republic. Alba appeared in a walk in the park with other players from the Spanish national team in the match against Twerky, as this was a joke on how the match was a "walk in the park" for the Spanish National Team.
2016/17 season[]
La Liga 2016/17[]
Alba can be seen flirting with Raketits during a Mannequin Challenge. Although Alba scored against Ooh Bettys, the goal was disallowed because the referee didn't see the ball crossing the goal-line. Alba joins the Barcelona team in singing The Shape of Messi.
Champions League 2016/17[]
Alba appeared in the Last 16 song with her team, and also featured in the Best Comeback Ever song where Barcelever had won 6-1 against Mbappe FC.
2017/18 season[]
La Liga 2017/18[]
Alba appeared in another Mannequin challenge with the Barcelever team, and appeared again in Kung Fu Fighting El Clasico, and this was the first time Alba was seen in her/his male redesign.
Champions League 2017/18[]
Alba appeared in the intro and Last 16 songs along the rest of the Barcelever Team.
22-23 season
in the 22-23 season, Barcelever terminated Alba's contract through mutual consent.
2023-24
In July 2023 He signed for Inter Messi after Lionel Messigician and Sergio Buckets.
Trivia[]
- Despite being Male in real life, Alba, along with some other male footballers have been presented as female in 442oons videos.
- Even when designed as a female, Alba still used the same body as male 442oons characters.
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References[]
- ↑ According to Wikipedia, Jessica Alba (the actress, not the 442oons version of Jordi Alba)'s paternal grandparents, who were born in California, were children of Mexican immigrants.