- This article is about the former Greek football player. For The religious Figure, see Jesus Christ.
- "And the meek shall inherit the World Cup"
– Jesus Samaras After scoring against Ivory Coats In the FIFAIFOFUM World Cup 2014 Brazil
Jesus Samaras is a former Greek football player who played as a forward.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
His looks exactly like Jesus Christ with a halo on his head. Sometimes he also wears a robe
Personality[]
He is usually very kind to most people. Like offering to buy Yaya a cake or healing Jack Wheelchair. But he also likes pranking people like Not So Super Mario Balotelli and also gets very happy when he scores for grease.
History[]
Jesus Samaras's first appearance on 442oons was during a Grease vs. Ivory Coats game in the FIFAIFOFUM World Cup 2014 Brazil. During this game, Jesus Samaras is awarded a last minute penalty, which he scores, sending Grease to the Round of 16 and Ivory Coats home.
He would later appear in 🇮🇹Mario Balotelli Racist Post Instagram🇮🇹🎄DAY 3🎄 442oons Advent Calendar, where he tricks Not So Super Mario Balotelli into thinking he is the real Jesus.
He made a cameo in 🎄DAY 25🎄MERRY XMAS! Footballers do Band-Aid! (Pray for Whinger), PRAY FOR...who needs what at Christmas time? (DAY 24: Christmas Eve!) Band Aid Song Parody by 442oons) and FOOTBALL BAND-AID 2016! Pray for Moyes Wenger, Pardew, and Leicester! (football Advent Calendar 2016) he would appear again in Per Mertsacker RED CARD CONSPIRACY! Arsenal 0-1 Chelsea Cartoon Highlights (24.1.2016) when he was shown curing Jack Wheelchair but after he jumped his feet broke off and he fell to the ground
His last appearance was in 🎵⚽️PREMIER LEAGUE SONG: 2020-2021!⚽️🎵, where he and Socrates Papastathopoulos are shown as undercover police officers arresting Harold Maguire in Grease.
Relationships[]
Jack Wheelchair[]
In Per Mertsacker RED CARD CONSPIRACY! Arsenal 0-1 Chelsea Cartoon Highlights (24.1.2016) He was shown to try and cure Jack Wheelchair, but after he jumped, his feet broke off, and he fell to the ground.
Not So Super Mario Balotelli[]
When Not So Super Mario Balotelli made a racist post on Instagram Jesus Samaras appeared in his room to tell him to change his ways that Christmas or he’d end up in Serie A, but after some confusion about what kind of post he was talking about, Jesus reminded him of all his worst moments, but Not So Super Mario Balotelli realised that he was wearing a grease kit, and after revealing that it was a prank, Balotelli launched a firework at him.
Yaya Tankoure[]
When Grease we’re getting beat by Ivory Coats In the FIFAIFOFUM World Cup 2014 Brazil, Yaya said to Jesus that Grease was going out, and to congratulate Him, Jesus offered to buy him a cake.
Giovanni Sio[]
He ran straight into Jesus, giving a penalty to grease
Socrates Papastathopoulos[]
Although they're never seen directly interacting, they are shown working together as undercover police officers in Grease arresting Harold Maguire
Trivia[]
- He is the First Grease player to Appear in 442oons He can cure the injured
- Mail is out of his remit so he leaves it to UPS and Royal Mail
- His line "And the meek shall inherit the World Cup", is a reference to Matthew 5:5, “And the meek shall inherit the earth.”
- He invented the whole ghost of Christmas past, present, and future Thing
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