Table[]
Position | Team | Wins | Draws | Losses | Goals for | Goals against | Goal Diffrence | Pts. |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Real Madrith | 29 | 6 | 3 | 106 | 41 | +65 | 93 |
2 | Barcelever | 28 | 6 | 4 | 116 | 37 | +79 | 90 |
3 | Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid | 23 | 9 | 6 | 70 | 27 | +43 | 78 |
4 | Seevilla | 21 | 9 | 8 | 69 | 49 | +20 | 72 |
5 | The Yellow Submarine | 19 | 10 | 9 | 56 | 33 | +23 | 67 |
6 | Real Sociopath | 19 | 7 | 12 | 59 | 53 | +6 | 64 |
7 | Bilbao Baggins | 19 | 6 | 13 | 53 | 43 | +10 | 63 |
8 | Espanlol | 15 | 11 | 12 | 49 | 50 | -1 | 56 |
9 | Real Sociopath | 14 | 13 | 11 | 41 | 43 | -2 | 55 |
10 | Deportivo Alaves | 15 | 9 | 14 | 56 | 51 | +5 | 54 |
11 | Eibar Basquesheep | 12 | 10 | 16 | 49 | 55 | -6 | 46 |
12 | Vicki Valencia | 13 | 7 | 18 | 56 | 65 | -9 | 46 |
13 | Celta Iago | 13 | 6 | 19 | 53 | 69 | -16 | 45 |
14 | Las Sweaty Palmas | 10 | 9 | 19 | 53 | 74 | -21 | 39 |
15 | Ooh Bettys | 10 | 9 | 19 | 41 | 64 | -23 | 39 |
16 | Depoortivo | 8 | 12 | 18 | 43 | 61 | -18 | 36 |
17 | Leganes | 8 | 11 | 19 | 36 | 55 | -19 | 35 |
18 | Chicken Gijon (Relagated) | 7 | 10 | 21 | 42 | 72 | -30 | 31 |
19 | Osasuna (Relegated) | 4 | 10 | 24 | 40 | 94 | -54 | 22 |
20 | Granada (Relegated) | 4 | 8 | 26 | 30 | 82 | -52 | 20 |
Players[]
Barcelever[]
- Chewy Suarez
- Lionel Messigician
- Andres Inhexcellent
- Gerard Piqkira
- Notaxmar
- Marc-Andre Ter Sleepen
- Ivan Raketits
- Jessica Alba
- Sergi Roberto
- Salmonman Umtiti
- Javier Rascherano
- Sergio Buckets
Ooh Bettys[]
Real Madrith[]
- Garry Bale
- Sergio Redos
- Cristiano Arrogantaldo
- Mercedes Benzema
- Marcelo (1988)
- Key-lord Navas
- Caseofmerlot
- Tiny Carvajal
- Marcos 6thsensio
- Hamish Rodriguez
- Lucroat Modrić
- Toni Tom Kroos
- Nacho Fernandez
- Peperedcarde
- Alvara Moratahahaha
- Isgo
- Rafael Caravan
- George-Lucas Vagquest
Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid[]
- SafeJands Oblak
- Lily Savage
- Fernando Torrid
- Antoine 4G-Riezmann
- Sowl Ñíguez
- Gabby Logan
- JuanFranMan
- Carrasco Sauce
Celta Iago[]
Eibar Basquesheep[]
Managers[]
- Luis Enrique (Barcelever)
- Zinheadine Zidane (Real Madrith)
- Diego Simemoane (Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid)
Other Characters[]
- Bat (Ooh Bettys mascot)
- Schlong Terry (Chelsea Soccer Club player)
- Dean Stobbart
- Jesús Gil Manzano (referee)
- Thomasshole Muller (FC Buyern Monstermunchen)
- 3 jails
- Little Valbuena
- Carlos Clos Gomez (referee)
- Alejandro Hernández Hernández
- Robot
- Dog
- Bullsh*tman
- Cristiano Arabonaldo Jr
- Grenada