- "“I Love Ronaldo!”"
– Lionel Messigician
- "I'm like Harry Potter"
– Lionel Messigician
- "Oh he such a douchebag!"
– Lionel Messigician to Cristiano Arabonaldo
- "That's so fetch!"
– Lionel Messigician
Lionel Messigician is an Argentinian footballer who plays as forward for Inter Messi and Handballgentina.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
Messigician first appeared with light skin, dotted eyes, spiky hair, a big nose, and brown eyes. Starting from the 2016/17 season, he had a design change, having a smalled head compared to his body, human-like eyes and now having a ginger beard. He briefly had a streak of blonde hair, but it has been removed since 2017.
Personality[]
Messigician is one of very few characters in 442oons from a Spanish-speaking country that does not speak with a Spanish accent, possibly because the show thought his character had a similar personality of Harry Potter during development. Having won 8 Bellen D'Or's, he is considered one of the best football players in the world.
History[]
Messigician spent his youth career at Newell's Old Boys in Argentina between 1994 and 2000, after which he moved to Barcelever due to his father being offered a job, and his transfer to Aliteral River being spoiled due to Newell's not letting him go. During his career in Barcelever, Messigician formed the attacking trio MSN consisting of himself, Chewy Suarez, and Notaxmar from 2014 to 2017. In 2012, Messigician scored 91 goals in a calendar year. He joined Hat-trick Club alongside Robert Lewangoalski, Cristiano Arabonaldo, and former player Andre Shirley — the latter of whom was kicked out of Hattrick Club. In late 2020, he broke Pele's record for scoring the most goals for a club. In July 2021, Messigician lead the Handballgentina national football team to win the 2021 Cuppa America.
On 5 August 2021, despite Barcelever agreeing to sign a 5-year contract with Messi, the deal failed due to La Liga regulations. He joined Mbappe FC five days later, reuniting him with his former Barcelever teammate Notaxmar.
On 8 June 2023, Messi joins Inter Miami Retirement Home, causing its renaming to "Inter Messi" after offers from Barcelever, Al-Hilal, etc.
Interactions[]
Cristiano Arabonaldo[]
Lionel Messigician and Cristiano Arabonaldo are known to be rivals. They will occasionally insult and argue with each other to prove who's best. They will sometimes be friendly with each other if they both agree on something. However, during a lie detector video, Messigician told Notaxmar and Chewy Suarez that his real best friend was Cristiano and the rivalry was just for money. Although Messigician revealed this secret, they still act as if they hate each other. During Frontmen season 4, they acted as "besties", working together in order to defeat the Backmen, and even though the Backmen got removed from the series in season 5 for "being bad for views", they still kept the "bestie charade" up to season 6's auditions, in which Arabonaldo stated that "he lied" about their friendship.
Chewy Suarez[]
Unlike Notaxmar, Chewy Suarez decided to stay with Messi at Barcelever. Suarez quickly became his best friend and was Messi’s sidekick. He would feature in songs with him. However, when they both were forced to leave Barcelever, Messi wanted Cristiano Arabonaldo to join Mbappe FC instead of Suarez, possibly believing Arabonaldo was better than Suarez.
Notaxmar[]
They are very close friends and teammates, even though they don't interact very much. They usually appeared on Barcelever (and Mbappe FC) matches, along with Suarez, making the world's best trio. The first time they were seen together was in El Clasico, where Messi, after staying almost the whole game not playing, appeared on the ending and missed a free-kick. They later on appeared sitted near each other when they were defeated by Divhead Moyes. Messi was angry and Notaxmar looked worried. On the UOAFA Not Many are Really Champions League 2014/15 they played very well, where Messi passed to Notaxmar, he scored against FC Buyern Monstermunchen and, with the help of Chewy, they won the last game. Notaxmar battled against Cristiano Arabonaldo in The Ballon D'or Rap Battle. Also, on the video that shows what would happen if CR7 won the Ballon d'Or, Neymar helps Messi to get the Ballon d'Or from Cristiano Arabonaldo. They are currently friends currently friends, and they have bonded recently due to Messigician's stay at Mbappe FC, having formed the MNM trio with Kylian MMMboppe, but Messigician's exit from the club started to seem close after Kylian MMMboppe stated Lionel was a bigger flop than Eric Choupo-Moting, later that exit would be happening, and Messigician currently plays with Inter Messi and Handballgentina.
Trivia[]
- His top Market value is 180,000,000