Luuk de Jong is a Dutch football player who plays for PSIV (For The Players) and Ho-Land.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
Luuk de Jong has light brown eyebrows and a lighter brown short beard, his hair is a darker brown, and he has blue eyes.
Personality[]
He is accident-prone, as he sneezed in the Squid Game and accidentally missed a scoring opportunity in FIFAe eSports.
History[]
2021–2022[]
Luuk de Jong's first 442oons season was the 2021/22 season. He has appeared in a most 2021–22 videos. Among others in the Squid Game where he sneezed. He and Kev De Bluene fell out of fear. Thomasshole Muller makes fun of his pace in FIFA 22. His debut was on blind dates with other Frontmen but he did not play a major role. He also plays with Memphis the Pie in FIFAe but is eliminated in Round of 16 against FC Buyern Monstermunchen.
Interactions[]
Kev De Bluene[]
In the 442oons Squid Game, de Jong sneezed, ultimately perishing him, which scared Kev De Bluene, who also got unalived.
Frontmen[]
He is seen with the Frontmen on a blind date video.
Joan Laporta[]
Laporta put de Jong up for sale in order to raise money for Erling Braut Haaland.
Thomasshole Muller[]
He mocks his pace in FIFA 22. He likes to mock de Jong as much as he does other footballers. We can also see them together when they play FIFAe eSports with Memphis the Pie against each other where Brokelona also lose against FC Buyern Monstermunchen.
Memphis the Pie[]
He plays with him in one team at the FIFAe 22 tournament, but in the Round of 16 they lose to FC Buyern Monstermunchen, which is why Memphis, as you can see from his face, is not happy with Luuk de Jong.
Ronald Cowman[]
Cowman defends De Jong after Thomasshole Muller made fun of him at his pace in FIFA 22. Saying that he has better heads than Notaxmar. But in the movie in which PSlotsofG remixes from Club Bugger, Cowman says to Lionel Messigician that he is just a crap Luuk de Jong.
Gerard Piqkira[]
During the Cowman release video when Piqkira says he will play for free Luuk de Jong said that he already does.
Trivia[]
- He is a character who appears playing badly