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MSN was the name of the former trio of Barcelona: Lionel Messigician, Chewy Suarez and Notaxmar. The group's name was an acronym with the initial of each player's surname. Their rivals were the BBC trio of Mercedes Benzema, Garry Bale and Cristiano Arrogantaldo.
History[]
Prior to formation, Notaxmar was the second revealed member, as he came after Messigician (who was an academy graduate), joining from Santos in 2012. He used to be quiet and barely spoke when he appeared, but this changed in 2017 where he became talkative. He left the group in 2017 to join Paris Saint-Qatar, but hopes to return someday.
In 2014, Chewy Suarez joined MSN from Leavethepool, making it a trio. He is friendly towards Notaxmar and is best friends with Messigician. He is also the most aggressive member and sometimes bites other people, which shocks the other two members. He left the group in 2020 after his contract was terminated by Ronald Cowman then joined Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid.
Messigician was the last to leave when Barca was broke. After he left, the trio's legacy ended at the club. However, he and Notaxmar were reunited at Paris Saint-Qatar.
During 2024 and 2025, Notaxmar and Suarez gained weight respectively. The two lost it by using Ozempic, and ever since have advertised the mediciation much to the annoyance of Messigician.
In their three seasons together, they won:
- 2 La Ligas: 2014/15, 2015/16
- 3 Copa del Reys: 2014/15, 2015/16, 2016/17
- 1 Spanish Super Cup: 2016
- 1 UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League: 2014/15
- 1 UOAFA Super Cup: 2015
- 1 Club World Cup: 2015
In 2023, Suarez goes to Gremio, Messigician goes to Inter Messi and Notaxmar goes to Al-Hilal. So this group are deadly disbanded and hardly reunited again.
But at the end of 2023, Suarez went to Inter Messi to reunite with Messi.
In 2025 Notaxmar went back to his boyhood club Santos, the team he played before joining Barcelona.
Actions[]
- Often sang "Sacked in the morning" for managers whose club lost against the other.
- Had a series called MSN El Aprendiz - Barca Boss Edition, where they are searching for a manager for Barcelona.
- Mocked Cristiano Arrogantaldo.
- Tried to persuade Phil Coutinyho to join the club from Leavethepool during 2016/17 season and 2017/18 season. He joined in January 2018, but ultimately flopped, with Messigician and Suarez trying to sell him. He left for Aston Sevilla in 2022.
- Screamed when hit by water bottles.
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Trivia[]
- They are all South Americans: Messigician is from Handballgentina, Suarez from Urucry and Notaxmar from Badzil.
- This somewhat serves as a contrast to BBC, who are all European.
- There is a fake version of this trio called MSH that was created by Klopp to try to fool Cuteinho into staying at Leavethepool. Messigician was imitated by James Run-of-the-Millner, Suarez was imitated by Jordim Henderunson and Notaxmar was imitated by Daniel Sturrinjured. They are all English.