Manchild United is a BorEnglish club that plays in the Premier Inn League.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
The badge shows the original Man United logo but with the name being Manchild United and the devil replaced with Bruno Fernagdes.
Name[]
"Manchild United" is a reference to Bruno acting like A Manchild In Some Games.
History[]
Pre-442oons era[]
1999 treble win[]
United's squad before winning the treble
After winning against Inter Mulan and Old Lady during knockout stages, Manchild United were against FC Buyern Monstermunchen in the UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League 1998/99 final. After Mario Basler scored the opening goal in the first 10 minutes, United failed to score a goal in the same half. In the second half, Sir Alex Whiskey-nose subbed out Jesper Blomqvist and Andy Cole for Teddy Sheringham and Ole Gollum Solskjær, both of them who scored in injury time which gave United the trophy.
2013-14 season[]
Manchild United first appears in Tryiton Giggs' shirt in LUIS SUAREZ BITE 🎬Silence of the Lambs Remake🎬! by 442oons (football cartoon parody). They were performing very poorly, so Manchild United, along with Tottenham Hotseat, was no longer considered a top team. It was proved true again after Jose Moaninho, Brendan the Elephant Seal, Unwell Paleandgreeni and Arsey Whinger laughed at Divhead Moyes after playing Mind Games together.
Squads[]
As of 27 September 2025
| Number | Nation | Position | Name | Appeared |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 
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Goalkeeper | Altay Bayındır | Yes |
| 2 | 
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Defender | Gal Gadot | Yes |
| 3 | 
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Defender | Noussair Mazraoui | Yes |
| 4 | 
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Defender | Matiass De Licked | Yes |
| 5 | 
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Defender | Slabhead Maguire | Yes |
| 6 | 
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Defender | Lisandro Martinyez | Yes |
| 7 |
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Midfielder | Mason Mound | Yes |
| 8 |
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Midfielder | Bruno Fernagdes (Captain) | Yes |
| 10 | 
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Forward | Matheus Hacunha Matata | Yes |
| 11 |
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Forward | Joshua Zirkzee | Yes |
| 12 |
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Defender | Tyrell Malacia | Yes |
| 13 | 
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Defender | Patrick Dorgu | Yes |
| 15 | 
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Defender | Leny Yoro | Yes |
| 16 | 
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Midfielder | Amad Diallo | Yes |
| 18 |
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Midfielder | Caseofmerlot | Yes |
| 19 | 
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Forward | Bryan Mbeumo | Yes |
| 22 |
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Goalkeeper | Tom Heaton | Yes |
| 23 |
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Defender | Luke Shalways Injured | Yes |
| 25 | 
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Midfielder | Manuel Ugarte | Yes |
| 26 |
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Defender | Ayden Heaven | No |
| 30 | 
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Forward | Benjamin Seskoffender | Yes |
| 31 | 
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Goalkeeper | Senne Lammens | Yes |
| 32 |
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Forward | Chido Obi | No |
| 33 |
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Defender | Tyler Fredricson | No |
| 35 | 
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Defender | Diego Leon | No |
| 37 |
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Midfielder | Kobbie Mainoo | Yes |
Out on loan[]
| Former Number | Nationality | Position | Name | Appeared | Loan To | Loan Due |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 |
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Forward | Rasmus Høijlocaust | Yes | Nippli | 30 June 2026 |
| 24 |
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Goalkeeper | Andre Onanawhatsmyname | Yes | Trabzonspor | 30 June 2026 |
| 36 |
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Forward | Ethan Wheatley | No | Northampton Town | 30 June 2026 |
| 41 |
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Defender | Harry Amass | No | The Wednesday | 30 June 2026 |
| 43 |
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Midfielder | Literally Anyone | Mentioned | West Bromwich Carrier Baggies | 30 June 2026 |
| 44 |
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Midfielder | Dan Gore | No | Rotherham | 30 June 2026 |
| — |
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Forward | Midas Rashford | Yes | Barcelona | 30 June 2026 |
| — |
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Forward | Jadon Mancho | Yes | Aston Sevilla | 30 June 2026 |
Managers[]
| Nat. | Name | From | Until | W/D/L | Trophies |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Rúben Amorim | November 2024 | Present | TBA | |
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Ruud Van Nistelrooy (Interim) | October 2024 | November 2024 | 3/1/0 | |
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Erik ten Ballbhag | May 2022 | October 2024 | 70/23/35 |  
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Wreck-It Ralf Rangnick
(Interim) |
Dec 2021 | May 2022 | 11/10/8 | |
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Michael Havoc (Caretaker) | Nov 2021 | Dec 2021 | 2/1/0 | |
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Ole Gollum Solskjær | Dec 2018 | Nov 2021 | 91/37/40 | |
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Jose Moaninho | May 2016 | Dec 2018 | 84/32/28 |  
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Louis van Harsh | Jul 2014 | May 2016 | 54/25/24 |
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Tryiton Giggs (Caretaker) | Apr 2014 | May 2014 | 2/1/1 | |
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Divhead Moyes | Jul 2013 | Apr 2014 | 27/9/15 |
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Sir Alex Whiskey-nose | Nov 1986 | May 2013 | 895/338/267 |      
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Ron Atkinson | Jun 1981 | Nov 1986 | 146/79/67 |
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Dave Sexton | Jul 1977 | Apr 1981 | 81/64/56 |
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Tommy Docherty | Dec 1972 | Jul 1977 | 107/56/65 | 
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Frank O'Farrell | Jun 1971 | Dec 1972 | 30/24/27 | |
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Matt Busby | Dec 1970 | Jun 1971 | 11/3/7 | |
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Wilf McGuinness | Jun 1969 | Dec 1970 | 32/32/23 | |
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Jimmy Murphy | Feb 1958 | Jun 1958 | 5/7/10 | |
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Matt Busby | Oct 1945 | Jun 1969 | 565/263/292 |
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Walter Crickmer | Nov 1937 | Feb 1945 | 30/24/22 | |
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Scott Duncan | Jul 1932 | Nov 1937 | 92/53/90 |
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Walter Crickmer | Nov 1931 | Jul 1932 | 17/8/18 | |
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Herbert Bamlett | Apr 1927 | Nov 1931 | 57/42/84 | |
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Lal Hilditch | Oct 1926 | Apr 1927 | 10/10/13 | |
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John Chapman | Oct 1921 | Oct 1926 | 86/58/77 | |
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Jack Robson | Dec 1914 | Oct 1921 | 41/42/56 | |
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John Bentley | Oct 1912 | Dec 1914 | 36/16/30 | |
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T.J. Wallworth | Sep 1912 | Oct 1912 | 3/2/1 | |
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Ernest Mangnall | Oct 1903 | Sep 1912 | 202/76/95 |
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James West | May 1900 | Sep 1903 | 46/20/47 | |
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A.H. Albut | ? 1889 | May 1900 | 156/59/136 |
Titles[]
| Competition | Title | Season | |
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Club World Cup | 1 | 2007 |
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Intercontinental Cup | 1 | 1999 |
| Competition | Title | Season | |
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UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League | 6 | 1967–68, 1998–99, 2007–08 |
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Europey League | 1 | 2016-17 |
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UOAFA Super Cup | 1 | 1991 |
| Competition | Titles | Season | |
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Premier Inn League | 20 | 1907–08, 1910–11, 1951–52, 1955–56, 1956–57, 1964–65, 1966–67, 1992–93, 1993–94, 1995–96, 1996–97, 1998–99, 1999–00, 2000–01, 2002–03, 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09, 2010–11, 2012–13 |
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We Know Sweet FA Cup | 13 | 1908–09, 1947–48, 1962–63, 1976–77, 1982–83, 1984–85, 1989–90, 1993–94, 1995–96, 1998–99, 2003–04, 2015–16, 2023–24 |
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Carrabao Cup | 6 | 1991–92, 2005–06, 2008–09, 2009–10, 2016–17, 2022–23 |
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Community Shield | 21 | 1908, 1911, 1952, 1956, 1957, 1965*, 1967*, 1977*, 1983, 1990*, 1993, 1994, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2011, 2013, 2016 |
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EFL Champion-ship | 2 | 1935–36, 1974–75 |
Gallery[]
