- "Blah blah blah blah blah."
– Marcelo Bielsssa
- "F*** VAR"
– Marcelo Bielsssa when he speaks English
Marcelo Bielsssa is a former Handballgentina player who currently manages Urucry.
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He cannot speak English and has a translator who speaks what he says to him. (Even though Bielsa can speak English perfectly as seen in ‘Every Premier League Manager reacts Matchday 8’ when he says ‘F*** var’) Bielsssa frequently physically abuses his translator by slapping him when he gets the translating wrong. The translator often replies with ‘Sorry Boss’.
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Bielsa blamed Robin Koch for Leeds’ defeat against Leicester the Foxes for which his Translator said that ‘he blamed his cock for tonight’s performance’. Bielsa also blamed Kalvin Phillips for their defeat against Wolves Clube de Portugal by stating that ‘He had booked Kalvin Phillips in for an emergency hair cut on Monday morning’ after Phillips deflected Raul Jimenez’s strike with his pineapple hair for him to score the only goal of the game. Bielsa also doesn’t like Crystal Parish midfielder Eberechi Eze after he scored a free kick during the game against them.