Michael Carrot is an English former footballer and manager who currently manages Manchild United.
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Etymology[]
Michael means "who is like God?". Carrick is a surname that means rock.
Havoc was a nickname given by his teammates as a result of him playing SOCOM. Charicter is a portmanteau of his surname and "character". Crockick could be a reference to crocodiles. Carrocked combines his surname and the term "crocked", signifying a player is injured. His most recent parody surname, Carrot, refers to a domesticated root vegetable.
Appearance[]
Carrot has fair skin with icy blue eyes, brown hair in an undercut, thin eyebrows, and a thick beard. He is seen wearing a white suit with a maroon tie and a navy blue jacket above, with a black cardigan in between. Carrot wears navy blue trousers and dark blue shoes.
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History[]
Player[]
His name was first mentioned in Steven Gerrard Red Card/Stamp BY JUAN MATA🐓Liverpool vs Man Utd👹 1-2 22.3.15 Mata Song Cartoon. It returns in a Twitter post about the lineups for the Manchild United-Ar2enal game.
In the first 442oons Suuuuuper League edition, Carrot's name appears in the Manchild United squads. He was removed from the squad after the game's first update due to his retirement, though whether he was a part of "Legends FC" afterwards is unclear.
Manager[]
Carrot would continue to have mentions in Manchild United videos but wouldn't appear physically until 💥LEWANDOWSKI BICYCLE KICK!💥 Footballers Attempt: Ronaldo Werner Messi Neymar and more!, when he became caretaker manager of that club. He left Manchild United after a 3–2 win against Ar2enal and won the "Suck it Gunners" award.
Upon the sacking of Rúben Amorim, Darren Fletcher took managing duties until Carrot returned to manage the club in January 2026. In his first match of his second spell, he beat cross-city rivals Manchester Sheikhy 2-0.
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Jadon SanchesterUnited[]
After SanchesterUnited failed to replicate Robert Lewangoalski's bicycle kick, Carrot encouraged Lewangoalski to give SanchesterUnited a second chance and advised the latter to "be less sh*t".
Rúben Amorim[]
During Carrot's first game in his second spell, Amorim began to boo him from the sidelines due to being envious after Carrot replaced him.
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