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"Now it's going to be Todd and Fabrizio's fuggin' problem!"

– Mikel Arteta, after getting scammed by Todd Boehly by getting an injured Wesley Fofana in exchange for Kai Havertz

"We're coming for you this Sunday, Jurgen! Me, my world class team and David Coote on VAR, Martin Odeggard saves, here we come!"

– Mikel Arteta getting ready.

"I have 13 points after ten games."

– Mikel Arteta trying to make Jose Moaninho laugh

"Oh, I'm joking of course."

– Mikel Arteta to Pep, si? Guardiola after making a sexual joke to him.

Mikel Arteta Bin Laden is a Spanish manager and former footballer, and is currently managing Arsenal Fan TV FC.

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Apperance[]

Mikel Arteta has black hair and black eyes. In his assistant job at Moneychester Sheiky, he would wear a purple jacket with the Moneychester Sheiky badge in it's left, but after signing as head coach at Arsenal Fan TV FC, he wears a black jacket with a gray sweater underneath. In the 2023 season, Arteta appears to have barely grown black beard.

Later in the next season, Arteta’s black jacket got Arsenal Fan TV FC's badge placed on it's left, and his pants got bit brighter.

Personality[]

Arteta shows a very calm and sometimes nervous personality, and is hard to trigger, but when he is triggered, he gets violent. An example of this is when Fabrizio Romano assisted Todd Boehly on scamming Arteta by letting him exchange Kai Havertz for Wesley Fofana, never telling Arteta that Fofana had ruptured his ACL. After this, Arteta burnt Romano's stand with a flamethrower.

When his Arsenal Fan TV FC win a big game, he runs and celebrates. An example of this is when his team won a 3-1 win against Leavethepool and when Bukayo Sakapotatoes said his name during a Frontmen celebration.

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Pep, Si? Guardiola[]

In his first season as manager of Arsenal Fan TV FC, Arteta and his players went to the Emptihad to play against Moneychester Sheiky. Sadly, they lost 3-0 due to a red card from David Louise being as Pennywise the Clown from the movie, 'It'. During the match, he calls the club 'cursed' because of David Louise being as Pennywise to distract or to injure players during the match. When Rah££m Loves St£rling scored the first goal for Moneychester Shieky, Arteta confirms that his club was cursed. Nearly the end of the match, he walked away with Pep looking in destress, with him saying, "I am not afraid" in the order to keep the clown away.

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