Newcastle UAE is a BorEngland club playing in the Premier League.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
The badge features a grinning magpie with a pound sign on his chest.
2017-2021 badge has a pidgin with Mike cashleys face
both logos between 2014 and 2017 just had generic pidgins with a black and white shirt on
Name[]
The name New-Cash United is a reference to the club becoming rich.
Newcastle UAE is a reference to the United Arab Emirates, which shares land borders with S-Audi Arabia, the latter of whose PIF owns majority of the club, to the southwest.
History[]
2014–15[]
It debuted in the Premier League 2014/15 under the management of Alan Buttew Who headbutted A player. they finished in the 15th place in that season.
It started the Premier League 2015/16 under the mangement of Wolly with the Brolly. But the team had a bad perfomance, so he was sacked and Rafact Benitesh became the new manager. Unfortunately, the club couldn't get enough points and they ended up being relegated to the English Championship. However they were promoted after winning the Championship.
Premier League Wacky Races[]
In the Premier League Wacky Races (currently Footballers 1) Newcastle's main vehicle was a black and white colored umbrella with wheels piloted by Wolly with the Brolly.
After Wolly was sacked and Rafact Benitesh became the manager, their vehicle became a magpie with wheels.
They did not appear in the 2016/17 F1 since they were relegated.
They appeared in the 2017/18 F1, before it got canceled.
Saudi Takeover[]
In October 2021, the club was taken over by the Saudi public investment fund, becoming the richest club in the world. In the Premier Inn League 2022/23 season, they qualified for the UOAFA Not many are really champions league for the first time since 2003/04.
Squads[]
| Number | National Team | Position | Name | Appeared | CAP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slorcvakia | Goalkeeper | Martin Dúbralanvka | Yes | |
| 2 | BorEngland | Defender | Kieran Trippier | Yes | VC |
| 4 | The Netherlands | Defender | Sven Botman | Yes | |
| 5 | Swatcherland | Defender | Fabian Schar | Yes | |
| 6 | BorEngland | Defender | Jamaal Lacascelles | Yes | Club |
| 7 | Badzil | Midfielder | Joelinton | Yes | |
| 8 | Greataly | Midfielder | Sandro Tonali | Yes | |
| 9 | BorEngland | Forward | Callum Wilson | Yes | |
| 10 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Anthony Gordon | Yes | |
| 11 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Harvey Barnes | No | |
| 13 | BorEngland | Defender | Matt Targett | No | |
| 14 | Zweden | Forward | Alexander Isak | Yes | |
| 17 | Zweden | Defender | Emil Krafth | Yes | |
| 18 | Bendtmark | Forward | William Osula | No | |
| 19 | Grease | Goalkeeper | Odysseas Vlachodimos | Yes | |
| 20 | BorEngland | Defender | Lewis Hall | No | |
| 21 | BorEngland | Defender | Tino Livramento | No | |
| 22 | BorEngland | Goalkeeper | Nick Pope | Yes | |
| 23 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Jacob Murphy | Yes | |
| 24 | Para-gay | Midfielder | Miguel Almiron | Yes | |
| 25 | BorEngland | Defender | Lloyd Kelly | No | |
| 26 | BorEngland | Midfielder | John Ruddy | Yes | |
| 28 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Joe Pillock | Yes | |
| 29 | BorEngland | Goalkeeper | Mark Gillespie | No | |
| 33 | BorEngland | Defender | Dan Burn | Yes | |
| 36 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Sean Longstaff | Yes | |
| 37 | Pub of Ireland | Defender | Alex Murphy | No | |
| 39 | Badzil | Midfielder | Bruno Guimaraes | Yes | Team |
| 40 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Lewis Miley | No |
Out on loan[]
| Former Number | Nationality | Position | Name | Appeared | Loan To | Loan Due |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 | Northern Island | Defender | Jamal Lewis | Yes | São Paulo FC | 30 June 2025 |
| 30 | Skirtland | Defender | Harrison Ashby | No | CPR | 30 June 2025 |
| 31 | BorEngland | Goalkeeper | Max Thompson | No | Chesterfield | 30 June 2025 |
| 35 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Jamie Miley | No | Newport County | 30 June 2025 |
| 40 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Joe White | No | MK Dons | 30 June 2025 |
| none | Serbestia | Defender | Miodrag Pivaš | No | Willem II | 30 June 2025 |
Managers[]
- Nigel Fearsome (2007, 2008)
- Alan She-Ra (2009)
- Chris Hughton (2009-2010)
- Alan Buttew (2010-2015)
- Wolly with the Brolly (2015-2016)
- Rafact Benitesh (2016-2019)
- Steve Bruce (2019-2022)
- Eddie Who (2022-)
Trivia[]
in 2021, the club became the richest.
Gallery[]
