Newcastle UAE is a BorEngland club playing in the Premier League.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
The badge features a grinning magpie with a pound sign on his chest.
2017-2021 badge has a pidgin with Mike cashleys face
both logos between 2014 and 2017 just had generic pidgins with a black and white shirt on
Name[]
The name New-Cash United is a reference to the club becoming rich.
Newcastle UAE is a reference to the United Arab Emirates, which shares land borders with S-Audi Arabia, the latter of whose PIF owns majority of the club, to the southwest.
History[]
2014–15[]
It debuted in the Premier League 2014/15 under the management of Alan Buttew Who headbutted A player. they finished in the 15th place in that season.
It started the Premier League 2015/16 under the mangement of Wolly with the Brolly. But the team had a bad perfomance, so he was sacked and Rafact Benitesh became the new manager. Unfortunately, the club couldn't get enough points and they ended up being relegated to the English Championship. However they were promoted after winning the Championship.
Squads[]
| Number | National Team | Position | Name | Appeared | CAP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slorcvakia | Goalkeeper | Martin Dúbralanvka | Yes | |
| 2 | BorEngland | Defender | Kieran Trippier | Yes | VC |
| 4 | The Netherlands | Defender | Sven Botman | Yes | |
| 5 | Sweitzerland | Defender | Fabian Schar | Yes | |
| 6 | BorEngland | Defender | Jamaal Lacascelles | Yes | Club |
| 7 | Badzil | Midfielder | Joelinton | Yes | |
| 8 | Greataly | Midfielder | Sandro Tonali | Yes | |
| 9 | BorEngland | Forward | Callum Wilson | Yes | |
| 10 | BorEngland | Forward | Anthony Gordon | Yes | |
| 13 | BorEngland | Defender | Matt Targett | No | |
| 14 | Zweden | Forward | Alexander Isak | Yes | |
| 15 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Harvey Barnes | No | |
| 17 | Zweden | Defender | Emil Krafth | Yes | |
| 19 | grease | goalkeeper | Odysseas Vlachodimos | Yes | |
| 20 | BorEngland | Defender | Lewis Hall | No | |
| 21 | BorEngland | Defender | Tino Livramento | Yes | |
| 22 | BorEngland | Goalkeeper | Nick Pope | Yes | |
| 23 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Jacob Murphy | Yes | |
| 24 | Para-gay | Midfielder | Miguel Almiron | Yes | |
| 25 | BorEngland | Defender | Lloyd Kelly | No | |
| 28 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Joe Pillock | Yes | |
| 28 | BorEngland | Goalkeeper | Mark Gillespie | no | |
| 33 | BorEngland | Defender | Dan Burn | Yes | |
| 36 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Sean Longstaff | Yes | |
| 39 | Badzil | Midfielder | Bruno Guimaraes | Yes | Team |
| 40 | BorEngland | Midfielder | joe white | No | |
| 67 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Lewis Miley | No | |
| none | BorEngland | goalkeeper | John Ruddy | No |
Out on loan[]
| Former Number | Nationality | Position | Name | Appeared | Loan To | Loan Due | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 | northern island | defender | Jamal Lewis | yes | wtford | 30 June 2024 | |
| 30 | skirtland | defender | Harrison Ashby | no | It's a Swan, See? | 30 June 2024 | |
| none | skirtland | Midfielder | Ryan Fraser | no | Saintshampton | 30 June 2024 | |
| none | borengland | Midfielder | Isaac Hayden | no | CPR | 30 June 2024 | |
| none | Oztrailya | forward | Garang Kuol | yes | Volendam | 30 June 2024 |
Managers[]
- Nigel Fearsome (2007, 2008)
- Alan She-Ra (2009)
- Alan Buttew (2010-2015)
- Wolly with the Brolly (2015-2016)
- Rafact Benitesh (2016-2019)
- Steve Bruce (2019-2022)
- Eddie Howe (2022-)
Trivia[]
in 2021, the club became the richest.
Gallery[]
