Newcastle UAE is an English club based in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, that plays in the Premier Inn League.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
The badge featured a grinning magpie with a pound sign on his chest, until 2024, where the pound sign was instead replaced with a keffiyeh on his head.
The 2017-2021 badge has a pidgin with Mike Cashley's face
Both logos between 2014 and 2017 just had generic pidgins with a black and white shirt on
Name[]
The name New-Cash United is a reference to the club becoming rich.
Newcastle UAE is a reference to the United Arab Emirates, which shares land borders with S-Audi Arabia, the latter of whose PIF owns majority of the club, to the southwest.
History[]
2014–15[]
It debuted in the Premier Inn League 2014/15 under the management of Alan Buttew Who headbutted A player. they finished in the 15th place in that season.
It started the Premier Inn League 2015/16 under the mangement of Wolly with the Brolly. But the team had a bad perfomance, so he was sacked and Rafact Benitesh became the new manager. Unfortunately, the club couldn't get enough points and they ended up being relegated to the English Championship. However they were promoted after winning the Championship.
Premier League Wacky Races[]
In the Premier League Wacky Races (currently Footballers 1) Newcastle's main vehicle was a black and white colored umbrella with wheels piloted by Wolly with the Brolly.
After Wolly was sacked and Rafact Benitesh became the manager, their vehicle became a magpie with wheels.
They did not appear in the 2016/17 F1 since they were relegated.
They appeared in the 2017/18 F1, before it got canceled.
Saudi Takeover[]
In October 2021, the club was taken over by the Saudi public investment fund, becoming the richest club in the world. In the Premier Inn League 2022/23 season.
2024-2025[]
They won the Carrabao Cup 2024/25.
Squads[]
| Number | National Team | Position | Name | Appeared | CAP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BorEngland | Goalkeeper | Nick Pope | Yes | |
| 2 | BorEngland | Defender | Kieran Road-Trippier | Yes | vice-captain |
| 3 | BorEngland | Defender | Lewis Hall | Yes | |
| 4 | The Netherlands | Defender | Sven Botman | Yes | |
| 5 | Swatcherland | Defender | Fabian Schar | Yes | |
| 6 | BorEngland | Defender | Jamaal Lacascelles | Yes | 3rd captain |
| 7 | Badzil | Midfielder | Joelinton | Yes | |
| 8 | Greataly | Midfielder | Sandro Tonali | Yes | |
| 9 | Democratic Republic of the Congo | Forward | Mbeumo’s Friend | Yes | |
| 10 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Anthony Gordon | Yes | |
| 11 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Harvey Barnes | Yes | |
| 12 | OMGermany | Defender | Malick Thiaw | No | |
| 17 | Zweden | Defender | Emil Krafth | No | |
| 18 | Bendtmark | Forward | William Osula | Yes | |
| 20 | Zweden | Forward | Anthony Elanga | Yes | |
| 21 | BorEngland | Defender | Tino Livramento | Yes | |
| 23 | BorEngland | Forward | Jacob Murphy | Yes | |
| 26 | BorEngland | Goalkeeper | John Ruddy | Yes | |
| 27 | OMGermany | Forward | Nick Woltemade | Yes | |
| 28 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Joe Pillock | Yes | |
| 29 | BorEngland | Goalkeeper | Mark Gillespie | No | |
| 30 | Skirtland | Defender | Harrison Ashby | No | |
| 31 | BorEngland | Goalkeeper | Max Thompson | No | |
| 32 | BorEngland | Goalkeeper | Aaron Rimsdale (on loan from Saintshampton) | Yes | |
| 33 | BorEngland | Defender | Dan Burn | Yes | |
| 37 | Pub of Ireland | Defender | Alex Murphy | No | |
| 39 | Badzil | Midfielder | Bruno Guimaraes | Yes | Captain |
| 41 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Jacob Ramsey | No (Surname only) | |
| 67 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Lewis Miley | No |
Out on loan[]
| Former Number | Nationality | Position | Name | Appeared | Loan To | Loan Due |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 | BorEngland | Defender | Matt Targett | Yes | Brough | 30 June 2026 |
| - | Grease | Goalkeeper | Odysseas Vlachodimos | Yes | See, Villa? | 30 June 2026 |
| - | BorEngland | Midfielder | Joe White | No | Leyton Orient | 31 May 2026 |
| - | Espaniel | Midfielder | Antonio Cordero | No | Westerlo | 30 June 2026 |
Managers[]
- Nigel Fearsome (2007)
- Big Fat Sam (2007-2008)
- Nigel Fearsome (2008)
- Jo-Ke In'ere (2008-2009)
- Alan She-Ra CBE (2009)
- Chris Hughton (2009-2010)
- Alan Buttew (2010-2015)
- Steve McClaren (2015-2016)
- Rafact Benitesh (2016-2019)
- Steve Bruce (2019-2021)
- Eddie Hahahowe (2021-)
Trivia[]
- in 2021, the club became the richest.
- Michael Oliver , current referee of the Premier League, is a fan.
Gallery[]
