No-way is based on the Norway national football team based in Norway.
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No-way first appeared in ⚽️SWITZERLAND vs ENGLAND 0-2⚽️ (8.9.14 Euro 2016 qualifier cartoon Welbeck goals)
They appeared in a friendly against Engbland when they lost 1-0 thanks to a Wayne The Ogre Penalty. They were mentioned in New Brokelona Manager Factor when Ole Gollum Solskjær Came to Kill Lionel Messigician.
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| No. | Pos. | Player | Date of birth (age) | Caps | Goals | Club | ||
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| 1 | GK | Ørjan Nyland | 10 September 1990 (age 33) | 54 | 0 | Seevilla | ||
| 12 | GK | Mathias Dyngeland | 7 October 1995 (age 28) | 1 | 0 | Brann | ||
| 13 | GK | Egil Selvik | 30 July 1997 (age 27) | 2 | 0 | Haugesund | ||
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| 3 | DF | Kristoffer Ajer | 17 April 1998 (age 26) | 37 | 1 | Brent FC | ||
| 4 | DF | Leo Skiri Østigård | 28 November 1999 (age 24) | 23 | 1 | RENES | ||
| 5 | DF | David Møller Wolfe | 23 April 2002 (age 22) | 4 | 0 | AZ Alkmaar | ||
| 14 | DF | Julian Ryerson | 17 November 1997 (age 26) | 24 | 0 | Borussia Dortmund | ||
| 15 | DF | Jostein Gundersen | 2 April 1996 (age 28) | 1 | 0 | Bodø/Glimt | ||
| 17 | DF | Marcus Holmgren Pedersen | 16 July 2000 (age 24) | 23 | 0 | Gran Torino | ||
| 21 | DF | Andreas Hanche-Olsen | 17 January 1997 (age 27) | 17 | 0 | Beanz Mainz Heinz | ||
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| 2 | MF | Morten Thorsby | 5 May 1996 (age 28) | 19 | 0 | Genoa | ||
| 6 | MF | Patrick Berg | 24 November 1997 (age 26) | 25 | 0 | Bodø/Glimt | ||
| 8 | MF | Sander Berge | 14 February 1998 (age 26) | 46 | 1 | Fulham City | ||
| 10 | MF | [[Martin ØH!-The Guard | !]] (captain) | 17 December 1998 (age 25) | 59 | 3 | Arsenal Fan TV FC | |
| 11 | MF | Andreas Schjelderup | 1 June 2004 (age 20) | 1 | 0 | Ben10fica | ||
| 16 | MF | Hugo Vetlesen | 29 February 2000 (age 24) | 5 | 1 | Club Bugger | ||
| 18 | MF | Kristian Thorstvedt | 13 March 1999 (age 25) | 28 | 4 | US Sassuolo | ||
| 19 | MF | Aron Dønnum | 20 April 1998 (age 26) | 7 | 1 | Toulouse | ||
| 20 | MF | Antonio Nusa | 17 April 2005 (age 19) | 7 | 1 | RB Leipzig | ||
| 22 | MF | Oscar Bobb | 12 July 2003 (age 21) | 8 | 2 | Moneychester Sheikhy | ||
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| 7 | FW | Erik Botheim | 10 January 2000 (age 24) | 1 | 0 | FFS Malmö | ||
| 9 | FW | Erling Braut Haaland | 21 July 2000 (age 24) | 33 | 31 | Moneychester Sheikhy | ||
| 23 | FW | Jørgen Strand Larsen | 6 February 2000 (age 24) | 14 | 3 | Wolves Clube de Portugal | ||