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""Running down the wing""

– - No Salad when running down the side of the pitch

"But this time, I'm taking it up a level!"

– No Salad before attempting to murder Garry Bale

No Salad is a Egyptian football player who plays for Leavethepool.

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He's bald after Trent told him he's not going to sign a new contract to join Real Madrid next summer on a free.

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In 2010, Mohamed starts his career in Egypt's El-Mokawloon, in which he scored 12 goals in 44 matches, enough to sign his first contract for an European club, FC Basil, in 2012. In 2014, after getting 32 G+A in 79 matches across 2 season for Basil, Chelsea Soccer Club bought him, but he only played 19 matches in 2 seasons. 1 year later, in 2015, Chelsea Soccer Club sent him on loan to Fiorentinaturner, the egyptian performing a good season in said loan, getting 13 G+A in 26 games before getting re-called at the end of the season.

In the summer of 2015, before the start of the season, ASS Roamer decide to buy Salah for 5 milЄ, and in 2017 after only 2 seasons with ASS Roamer, Leavethepool buy him for 30 mil Euros, becoming the most expensive player in the club's history in that moment. (got superated by Virgil van Dijk), he makes extraordinary seasons, losing the Champions League Final againt Real Modrid in 2018, in which Sergio Ramos injures him, in his words "making him disabled", logically making them fiends.

In 2018, Salah turned into an British Museum artwork statue and Yougurn Klopp suggested to him to be loaned to West Bromwich, after a below-decent performance against Redtube Star, where Leavethepool lost 2-0 in the same Not Many Are Really Champions League edition they won the final 2-0 against Tottendan Hotspur with a goal by Salah in the first 2 minutes.

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  • His former name is a parody of Mohamed Salah and Moe Szyslak from The Simpsons. His character appearance was changed in season 2017/18.

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