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- Chancel Mbemba
- Anderrrrr Herrera
- Hilario GKomes
- Simon Mingingsave
- Little Pea Hernandez
- The Special Juan
- James Run-of-the-Millner
- Mario Goatze
- Adrian
- Igor Akinfeev
- Behrang Safari
- Charlie Adam
- The Obeast
- Failcow
- Roman Imveryrich
- David Ali Baba
- Patrice Whatevra
- Dick Advoblackcat
- Jessica Alba
- Everton handbag
- Sergio AGUEROOOOOO!
- Toby Eldersquirrel
- Dida
- L'Oreal Koscielny
- Wile Kouyate
- Filip Đuričić
- Carol Connedchesky
- Jan Kromkamp
- Sellifyoucan Diao
- Edin The Netto
- Pepe Reina
- Marouanne Failaini
- Fernandinhold
- Darren Fletcher (1972)
- Alessandro Flourenzi
- Yuichi Nishimura
- Michael Oliver
- Paul Alcock
- Graham Poll
- Alex Oxeleonardo Chamberlain
- Isgo
- Chun-Yong Lee
- Juliet Lescott
- Gary Lineker
- Really Bad Penalty Taker Mahrez
- Onion Ighalo
- Nigel Fearsome
- Joe Mangala
- Tex-Mex Luthor
- Bryan Swansuiton
- Divock TwoorThreegi
- Kevin Trappjaw
- Vincent Tan
- Adele Alli
- Andres Inhexcellent
- Wales Hennessey,see?
- Lord Heskey
- Guus Hiddink
- Troy Deeney
- Bobby Firmino
- Oriol Romeu
- Sergio Redos
- Bastian Schweinstiger
- Ed Woodward
- Kevin Trappjaw
- Salmonman Rondon
- Samson Cat
- Jack Wheelchair
- Will.I.An
- Jim Orange
- Arsey Whinger
- Jungle Bullard
- Gigi Bouffant
- Steve Bruce
- Phil More-Orange-Than-Brown
- Johnny Bravo
- Dimwit Ohspina
- Gold Oscar
- Dean Windass
- DeAndre Yedlin
- Ghastly Tongue
- JamesFranco Zola
- Jack Butland
- Willy Cabaldero
- Gary Vkahill Blue
- Imyellow Can
- Benoît Assou-Ekotto
- SafeJands Oblak
- Rafact Benitesh
- Lord Bendtner
- Ohilooksosilly Benatia
- Hector Bellerina
- Ass-smear Begovich
- Ottoman Backalley
- Carlos Chewbacca
- Demba Ba
- Ian Ayre-y Biker
- Rubin Okotie
- Álvaro González
- Darren Bent
- Christian Bentanke
- Mercedes Benzema
- Athletic Bilbao Bagginsis
- Bernie Slaven Bilić
- Leandro Bacuna (debut)
- Garry Bale
- Not So Super Mario Balotelli
- Phil Bardsley
- Joey Beton
- Dani Elvis
- Mitchell Langerak
- Frankly Loanfarce
- Robert Lewanogoalski
- Adam the Llama
- Philip Lamb
- Silly Diallo
- Bernieslaven Ivanitch
- Zlatan Egohimovic
- Hulk
- Boris Johnson
- Daddy Blind
- Filbert Fox
- Daniel Levil
- Rickie Lambert
- Jimmy Liddel
- Liverpool handbag
- Phil Jagerbombielka
- Cheat-Jara
- Mats Hamells
- David James
- John Henry
- Jeronimo Boateng
- Dirty Sanchez
- Robbie Savage
- Andy Carrallwaysinjured
- Harry the Hornet
- Andre Shirley
- Andy Selva
- Jesus Samaras
- Angel Devil Di Maria
- Hamburger (mascot)
- Luke Shalways Injured
- Paolo di Crazyo
- Miller Bolaños
- Nacho Monreal
- Granada
- Wayne The Ogre
- Sheiky Mansour
- Samuel Eto'OAP
- Nacho Fernandez
- Everton handbag
- Ronaldo Nazario
- Jonjo Voldemort
- Delia Wordsmith
- Eva Carneiro
- Yaya Tankoure
- Sergio Buckets
- Wolfi
- Diego Maradona
- Marcelo (1988)
- Iker Can'tseeapass
- Antonio Cassano
- RTAro Vidal
- Patrick Vieira
- Wario Wandzukic
- John Carvedaparter
- Jamie's Come Fardy
- Poor Connedchesky
- Tim NightKruler
- Vinjury Kompany
- KsRIP
- Ronald Cowman
- Dirk Kuytwoman
- Roy Keane
- Kevin Keegrant
- Hurri-Kane
- Martin Keown
- The Old lady
- Davy Klassenman
- Phace Jones
- Klassman Huntelaar
- Yougurn Klopp
- Bad Jones
- Dante
- Los Andreles Pearlo
- Mauricio Pochettino-Turner
- David De Saver
- Robert Pires
- Matteo Damian
- Phil Coutinyho
- Stefan the Frijman
- Peperedcarde
- Christian Poolsen
- Mike Dean
- Unwell Paleandgreeni
- Tibo Caughtout
- JerWillem Defoe
- Tony Pulis
- Diego Costly-Coffee (1988)
- P-E-D-R-O
- Ivan Raketits
- Peter Odem-f*ingwinge
- Captain Canary
- Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial
- Divhead Moyes
- Brendan the Elephant Seal
- Louis van Harsh
- Dim Tim Sherwhat
- Jose Moaninho
- Garry The Monk
- John Arne Riise
- Arry Redknee
- Claudio Ranieri
- Hamish Rodriguez
- Welsh Rambo
- Sergio Romero
- Ramires
- Cristiano Arabonaldo
- Stuart Pearce
- Alan Buttew
- Ji-Sung Park 'n' Ride
- Islam SlimArnie
- Kingsley Royal
- Billy Bantam
- Matt McKay
- Adrian Chiles
- Mr. Cillessen
- Tom Not So Cleverley
- Giorgio Chiellinguine
- Ashley Cole
- Sir Bobby Charlton
- Fabricio Coloccini
- Edimar Fraga
- Jackie Chan
- Dwight Gayle Platt
- Stevie Wellard
- Remedial French Garde
- Gabrielle
- Dominic Adiyiah
- Maurice Gibbs
- Fred (1983)
- Tryiton Giggs
- Quique Sánchez Flores
- Olivier GQ
- Super Van
- Virgil van TracSaint
- Edwin van der Sar
- Th2-0 Walcott
- Skyle Walker
- Aids Ward
- Fresh Prince of Wel-Air
- Malky Ochaye
- David Louise
- Hugoalkeeper Lloris
- Roberto Martinez
- Lazarquest Markovic
- Anthony MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLL!
- Tata Martino
- Tiny Carvajal
- JC
- Fabiohno Capello
- Skeletor Cavani
- Santa Cazorla
- Petr the Czech
- Julio Cesar
- Xabi Irunslow
- Costlemistake Pantilimon
- Jesus Allen
- Mike Cashley
- Big Fat Sam
- Aston Villa fan
- DaleyDevil Blind
- Willy Big-Bonedy
- Inept Blatter
- Fabio Boringi
- Laurent Blanc
- Jason Bourne
- Key-lord Navas
- Samir Nasty
- Steven Naismith