- "Suarez abused me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting."
– Whatevra talking after Chewy Suarez did racial abuse to him
- "Suarez dissed me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting."
– Whatevra talking after Chewy Suarez dissed him
- "SACRE BLEU!"
– Patrice Whatevra
- "Allez, Allez, we're screwed! No Ribery!"
– Patrice Whatevra
- "Patrice Evra approves!"
– Patrice Whatevra
Patrice Whatevra is a former Varance football player.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
He is very small, has black skin and black eyes
Personality[]
He is scaredy and afraid of almost everything because of Suarez, who was racist towards him. He often screams "Sacre Bleu!" because he is french.
History[]
Relationships[]
He is a good friend of Ivantich and Whinger and he dislikes Suarez as much as they do.
Trivia[]
- At Euro 2016 he walked with a cane because he was 35 when he played at this tournament
- In 2016, it was designed into a more realistic character
- He wanted to name his child Bruno but his wife said that it could be a girl so he named it Brunetta instead and that made his wife mad.








