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"Suarez abused me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting."

– Whatevra talking after Chewy Suarez did racial abuse to him

"Suarez dissed me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting."

– Whatevra talking after Chewy Suarez dissed him

"SACRE BLEU!"

– Patrice Whatevra

"Allez, Allez, we're screwed! No Ribery!"

– Patrice Whatevra

"Patrice Evra approves!"

– Patrice Whatevra

Patrice Whatevra is a former Varance football player.

Bio[]

Appearance[]

He is very small, has black skin and black eyes

Personality[]

He is scaredy and afraid of almost everything because of Suarez, who was racist towards him. He often screams "Sacre Bleu!" because he is french.

History[]

Relationships[]

He is a good friend of Ivantich and Whinger and he dislikes Suarez as much as they do.

Trivia[]

  • At Euro 2016 he walked with a cane because he was 35 when he played at this tournament
  • In 2016, it was designed into a more realistic character
  • He wanted to name his child Bruno but his wife said that it could be a girl so he named it Brunetta instead and that made his wife mad.

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