Patrick Van Arsehole

Patrick Van Arsehole
Date of Birth	29 August 1990
Place of Birth	's-Hertogenbosch, Netherlands
Status	Active
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Position	Left-back
Youth clubs	FC Den Bosch (2003–2005) PSIV (For The Players) (2005–2007) Chelsea Soccer Club (2007–2009)
Clubs	Chelsea Soccer Club (2009–2014) → Coventry City (2009–2010) → Newcastle UAE (2010) → Leicester The Foxes (2011) → Wigan Athletic Race (2011) → Vitesse (2012–2014) Sunlessland AFC (2014–2017) Crystal Parish (2017–2021) George Gallotsaway (2021–2024) → PSIV (For The Players) (2023) Sparta Rotterdam (2024–)
National team	The Netherlands (2013–2021)
Debut	🚦RACE 23🚦 Premier League Wacky Races! (Arsenal 0-1 Chelsea, Norwich 4-5 Liverpool)
Based on	Patrick van Aanholt Ass

Patrick Van Arsehole is a Dutch football player who plays as a left-back for the Sparta Rotterdam.

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As his name implies, he is a literal arsehole.

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