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The Premier Inn League is the top division of football in BorEngland lasting from August to May.
History[]
The Premier Inn League was the main league animated in 442oons during 2013, with most videos being based on matches that happened during that season.
in 🎄DAY 25🎄MERRY XMAS!Footballers do Band-Aid! (Pray for Whinger), the league is referred to as the Premier Inn League on the TV screen.
Premier Inn League 1995/96[]
The inaugural season of the Premier Inn League featured in 442oons was the 1995/96 season, during which Kevin Keegrant expressed his frustrations regarding Ajax Reunited.
Stan 'The Man' Collymore scored a goal in extra time in a 4-3 win against Newcastle UAE
Premier Inn League 1996/97[]
In the 1996/97 season, David Peckham netted a goal from the halfway line against The Crazy Gang.
Premier Inn League 1998/99[]
In the 1998/99 season, after Paolo di Crazyo fouled Martin JumpedLikeAAbsoluteLunaticInRuudVanNisterooyFaceor, and was sent off by Paul Alcock, Paolo pushed him throughout any Premier League moments.
Premier Inn League 2001/02[]
In the 2001/02 season, Dennis Bergkamp scored a wonder goal against Newcastle UAE.
Premier Inn League 2002/03[]
In the 2002/03 season, Wayne The Ogre scored against Arsenal Fan TV FC, and later Sir Alex Whiskey-nose signed him for Ajax Reunited.
Premier Inn League 2003/04[]
In the 2003/04 season, Arsenal Fan TV FC went the entire season invincible.
Premier Inn League 2004/05[]
In the 2004/05 season, Jose Moaninho was hired by Chelsea soccer club.
Roy Meane fought Patrick Vieira at the Highbury Tunnel.
Delia Wordsmith went on a drunk rant calling the notrich city fans the best in the world.
Premier Inn League 2005/06[]
In the 2005/06 season, Terry Henry and Robert Pires failed to score a penalty against Manchester Sheikhy
Premier Inn League 2006/07[]
Joey Beton's show was rude to the fans.
Premier Inn League 2007/08[]
Cristiano Arrogantaldo scored a famous free kick against Portsmouth.
Premier Inn League 2008/09[]
Phil More-Orange-Than-Brown forced the Hull Tigers players to have the team talk in the middle of the pitch.
Premier Inn League 2009/10[]
A fan threw a ball, which allowed Sunlessland AFC to score against Leavethepool.
Premier Inn League 2010/11[]
Chewy Suarez dragged Raphael's hair
Premier Inn League 2011/12[]
Premier Inn League 2012/13[]
Chewy Suarez dived in front of Divhead Moyes in a game against Everton.
Premier Inn League 2013/14[]
Premier Inn League 2014/15[]
Premier Inn League 2015/16[]
Schlong Terry pulls the wife of P-E-D-R-O. Unwell Paleandgreeni says his carrier is back from the dead after a win against Everton. P-E-D-R-O has a great debut against West Bromwich Carrier Baggies.
Jose's bus loses again
Jose Moaninho got beat by Leicester the Foxes 2-1 with MSN singing sacked in the morning
in Game week 31, Arsenal Fan TV FC beats Everton, but Dirty Sanchez was on the bench. Alan Buttew was still upset about a penalty but was begun by Leicester, the foxes. It's a Swan, see? FC beat Aston Sevilla. Tom Robbie Brady gets a win for Notrich City against West Bromwich Carrier Baggies. West Hammers are close to the UOAFA. Not many are really Champions League before Secs Fabregash destroys their hopes. Jonathan Waltersloo and Joseloo both score goals for WTFord; the Tyne and Wear derby ends 1-1. Ronald Cowman comes from behind to beat Leavethepool Unwell Paleandgreeni. Comes close to the UOAFA Not many are really Champions League until Midas Rashford dents those hopes and Hurri-Kane MBE has another good deploy against Jason Bournemouth.
Premier Inn League 2016/17[]
In a game between Ajax Reunited and Jason Bournemouth, Zlatan Egohimovic was committing loads of fouls on Tyrone Mings the Merciless.
Premier Inn League 2017/18[]
Jose Moaninho tries to park the bus at Huddersfield Terryers, Antonio Contaly shouts at his players after too many defeats. Woy Bodgson thinks he got offered the Borengland job but got offered the women's job, Pep, si? Guardiola And Sean Dyche argues in the press conference, but Joey Beton comes in and puts a cigarette in Pep, si? Guardiola's eye.
Tottenham Hotseat beat Leavethepool 4-1 because Dortmund Lovren kept on making mistakes.
The Scudamore Cash Cow League 2018/19[]
Premier Inn League 2019/20[]
Premier Inn League 2020/21[]
Premier Inn League 2021/22[]
Premier Inn League 2022/23[]
Manchester Sheiky won the treble after defeating Inter Mulan 0-1 in the UOAFA Not Many are Really Champions League, and being 1st against Arsenal Fan TV FC.
Premier Inn League 2023/24[]
Looton Town is in the Prem after 2014 when they were in League 2. (and got relegated again)
Premier Inn League 2024/25[]
Newcastle UAE won their first trophy in 70 years, Yourgun Klopp left Leavethepool and joined RB Leipzig
Premier Inn League 2025/26[]
2025/26 Teams[]
2025/26 Premier Inn League Teams.
- Promoted from the 2024/25 EFL Champion-ship
- Sunlessland, by winning the place finals
- Leeds by winning the championship
- Brrrnley by finishing 2nd
- Relegated to the 2024/25 EFL Champion-ship
- Ipswich Tractor Boys by finishing 18th in the previous season
- Leicester the Foxes by finishing 19th in the previous season
- Saintshampton by finishing dead last in the previous season
Teams that were formerly in the Prem[]
- Teams that played in the top-flight First Division, but not in the Premier League (formed in 1992) do not count.
| club Name | badge | Titles | UCL Titles | manager | manager image | captain | captain image |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| barnsley | 
|
0 | 0 | Darrell Clarke | 
|
Luca Connell |
|
| Birmingham city | 
|
0 | 0 | Chris Davies |
|
Krystian Bielik |
|
| Bland Rovers | 
|
3 | 0 | John Eustace |
|
Lewis Travis |
|
| Blackpool | 
|
0 | 0 | Steve Bruce | 
|
James Husband |
|
| Bolton Wanderers | 
|
0 | 0 | Ian Evatt |
|
George Thomason |
|
| Badford City | 
|
0 | 0 | Graham Alexander |
|
Richie Smallwood |
|
| Cardiv City | 
|
0 | 0 | Omer Riza (caretaker) |
|
Joe Ralls |
|
| Charlt on Athletic | 
|
0 | 0 | Nathan Jones |
|
Greg Docherty |
|
| Coventry City | 
|
0 | 0 | Frankly Loanfarce | 
|
Ben Sheaf |
|
| Derby County | 
|
2 | 0 | Paul Warne |
|
Nathaniel Mendez-Laing |
|
| Huddersfield Terryers | 
|
3 | 0 | Michael Duff |
|
Jonathan Hogg |
|
| Hull Tigers | 
|
0 | 0 | Tim Walter |
|
Lewie Coyle |
|
| Ipswich Tractor Boys | 
|
0 | 0 | Kieran McKenna | 
|
Sam Morsy |
|
| Leicester the Foxes | 
|
1 | 0 | Ruud Van Nistelrooy | 
|
Jamie's Come Fardy | 
|
| Lootown Football Club | 
|
0 | 0 | Rob Edwards | 
|
Tom Lockyer |
|
| Brough | 
|
0 | 0 | Michael Havoc | 
|
Jonny Howson |
|
| Notrich City | 
|
0 | 0 | Johannes Hoff Thorup |
|
Grant Hanley |
|
| Oldham Athletic |
|
0 | 0 | Micky Mellon |
|
Liam Hogan |
|
| Portsmouth | 
|
2 | 0 | John Mousinho |
|
Marlon Pack |
|
| CPR | 
|
0 | 0 | Martí Cifuentes |
|
Steve Cook | 
|
| Reading | 
|
0 | 0 | Rubén Sellés |
|
Andy Yiadom |
|
| Sean Bean United | 
|
1 | 0 | Chris Wilder | 
|
Jack Robinson |
|
| The Wednesday | 
|
4 | 0 | Danny Röhl |
|
Barry Bannann |
|
| Saintshampton | 
|
0 | 0 | Ivan Jurić |
|
Jack Stephens | 
|
| Stoke Wet and Windy | 
|
0 | 0 | Narcís Pèlach |
|
Ben Gibson | 
|
| It's a Swan, See? FC | 
|
0 | 0 | Luke Williams |
|
Matt Grimes |
|
| Swindon Town |
|
0 | 0 | Mark Kennedy |
|
Ollie Clarke |
|
| WTFord | 
|
0 | 0 | Tom Not So Cleverley | 
|
Daniel Bachmann | 
|
| West Bromwich Carrier Baggies | 
|
1 | 0 | Carlos Corberán |
|
Jed Wallace |
|
| Wigan Athletic Race | 
|
0 | 0 | Shaun Maloney |
|
Jason Kerr |
|
| The Crazy Gang | 
|
0 | 0 | Johnnie Jackson |
|
Jake Reeves |
|
Trivia[]
- The Premier Inn League was called "The Scudamore Cash Cow League" during the 2018-19 season.
- The first team to win more than one Premier League was Ajax Reunited.
- The team with most points in a single season is Manchester Sheikhy, with 100 points in the 2017/18 Premier Inn League.
- The worst team performance in the league's history was Derby County, who got 11 points, with one win in the 2007/08 edition.
Gallery[]
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