Table[]
| Pos | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chelsea Bus Company | 87 |
| 2 | Manchester Sheiky F.C. | 79 |
| 3 | Arsene | 75 |
| 4 | Moneychester United | 70 |
| 5 | Tottenham Hotform | 64 |
| 6 | Leavethepool | 62 |
| 7 | Saintshampton | 60 |
| 8 | Swanastery | 56 |
| 9 | Stoke Wet and Windy | 54 |
| 10 | Crystal Pardew | 48 |
| 11 | Cleverton | 47 |
| 12 | West Hammers | 47 |
| 13 | West Bromwich Carrier Baggies | 44 |
| 14 | Leicester The Foxes | 41 |
| 15 | Newcastle Disunited | 39 |
| 16 | Sunlessland | 38 |
| 17 | Astonishingly Bad Villa | 38 |
| 18 | Hull Pussies | 35 |
| 19 | Brrrnley | 33 |
| 20 | CPR | 30 |
Players[]
Chelsea Soccer Club[]
- Bernieslaven Ivanitch
- Eden Hazardous
- Petr the Czech
- Will.I.An
- Andre Shirley
- Gold Oscar
- Schlong Terry
- Diego Costly-Coffee (1988)
- Tibo Caughtout
- Gary Vkahill Blue
- Secs Fabregash
Moneychester Sheiky[]
- Edin The Netto
- Vinjury Kompany
- Yaya Tankoure
- Joe Hairt
- James Run-of-the-Millner
- Gael Cliche
- Sergio AGUEROOOOOO!
- Stevan Joforsaletic
- Samir Nasty
- Frankly Loanfarce
- Willy Big-Bonedy
- Willy Cabaldero
- Martín Dim-michelis
Arsenal Fan TV FC[]
- Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial
- Dirty Sanchez
- Jack Wheelchair
- Per Merthetractor
- Santa Cazorla
- L'Oreal Koscielny
- Wojciech Toomanyzedzney
- Maurice Gibbs
- Olivier GQ
- Welsh Rambo
- Nacho Monreal
- Dimwit Ohspina
- Fresh Prince of Wel-Air
- Hector Bellerina
Mountchester United[]
- Super Van
- Phace Jones
- The Special Juan
- Wayne The Ogre
- Ghastly Tongue
- Marouanne Failaini
- Angel Devil Di Maria
- Chris Talling
- David De Saver
- Failcow
- Anderrrrr Herrera
Tottenham Heungspur[]
Leavethepool[]
- Stevie Wellard
- Phil Coutinyho
- Daniel Sturrinjured
- Imyellow Can
- Adam the Llama
- Not So Super Mario Balotelli
- Simon Mingingsave
- Bad Jones
- Fabio Boringi
- Martin Skorcel
- Jesus Allen
- Lazarquest Markovic
- Rah££m Loves St£rling
Saintshampton[]
Stoke Wet and Windy[]
Cwystal Palace[]
Everton[]
West Hammers[]
New-Cash United[]
Sunlessland AFC[]
CPR[]
Managers[]
- Unwell Paleandgreeni (Moneychester Sheikhy manager)
- Arsey Whinger (Arsenal Fan TV FC manager)
- Louis van Harsh (Mountchester United manager)
- Brendan the Elephant Seal (Leavethepool manager)
- Jose Moaninho (Chelsea Soccer Club manager)
- Mauricio Pochettino-Turner (Tottendan Hotspur manager)
- Alan Buttew (New-Cash United manager)
- Big Fat Sam (West Hammers manager)
- Steve Bruce (Hull Tigers manager)
- Nigel Fearsome (Leicester The Fa-xes manager)
- Ronald Cowman (Saintshampton manager)
- Dim Tim Sherwhat (Aston Sevilla manager)
Assistant Managers or Other Club Jobs[]
- Tryiton Giggs (Mountchester United Assistant Manager)
Other Characters[]
- Tryiton Giggs
- Divhead Moyes (Real Sociopath manager)
- John Henry (Leavethepool owner)
- Sheiky Mansour (Moneychester Sheikhy owner)
- Arry Redknee (CPR manager)
- Roman Imveryrich (Chelsea Soccer Club owner)
- Eva Carneiro (Chelsea Soccer Club physio)
- Daniel Levil (Tottendan Hotspur owner)
- David Salas
- Bodyguard
- Joey Beton (CPR player)
- Tony Baloney
- Woy Bodgson (BorEngland manager)
- Fat Referee (reffere)
- Super
- Roberto Mancini (Inter Mulan manager)
- Reporter
- Manchester United fans
- Black Reporter
- Roy Keane (Roypublic of Ireland asistant)
- Ordinary Referee (reffere)
- India Reynolds
- Piers Moron
- Beppe Marotta
- Jim Orange
- Kevin Friend (reffere)
- Chicken
- Adrian Chiles
- Angel of the North
- 2 ladies and 2 gentlemen
- Horse
- Newcastle United fan
- Policeman
- Andy WhatA-Tatey
- Journalist
- Ostrich
- Busbybabestation