Premier League 2013/14

Premier League 2013/14
Winner	Moneychester Sheiky
Runners Up	Leavethepool
3rd Place	Chelsea Kids
4th Place	Arsenal Fan TV FC
Champions League	Moneychester Sheiky Leavethepool Chelsea Kids Arsenal Fan TV FC
Europa League	Cleverton DIY Army Hull Tigers
Relegation For	Notrich City Foolham Cardiv City
Top Scorer	Chewy Suarez (31 goals)
Competitions
Previous Competition	Premier League 2012/13
Next Competition	Premier League 2014/15

Table

Team	Points	Notes
Moneychester Sheiky	86	Champions
Leavethepool	84	Runners up
Chelsea Kids	82	3rd place
Arsenal Fan TV FC	79	4th place
Cleverton	72
DIY Army	69
Ronchester United	64
Saintshampton	56
Stoke Wet and Windy	50
New-Cash United	49
Cwystal Palace	45
Swanastery	42
West Hammers	40
Sunlessland AFC	38
Ingston Villa	38
Hull Pussies	37	Qualified to Europey League through We Know Sweet FA Cup
West Bromwich Carrier Baggies	36
Notrich City	33	Relegated
Foolham	32	Relegated
Cardiv City	30	Relegated

Players Appeared

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Moneychester Sheiky

• Joe Hairt
• Vinjury Kompany
• Yaya Tankoure

Leavethepool

• Simon Mingingsave
• Daniel Agger
• Chewy Suarez
• Stevie Wellard
• Phil Coutinyho

Chelsea Kids

• Petr the Czech
• Bernieslaven Ivanitch
• David Louise
• Schlong Terry
• Ashley Cole
• Demba Ba
• Will.I.An
• Eden Hazardous
• Andre Shirley
• The Special Juan (left mid-season)

DIY Army

• Garry Bale (left mid-season)
• Emmanuel Lazybayor (only the back)

Ronchester United

• Patrice Whatevra
• Marouanne Failaini
• Phace Jones
• Tryiton Giggs (interim player-manager)
• The Special Juan (joined mid-season)
• Wayne The Ogre

Cwystal Palace

• Dwight Gayle Platt

Hull Pussies

• David Headbuttee

Managers

• Alan Buttew (New-Cash United)
• Unwell Paleandgreeni (Moneychester Sheiky)
• Brendan the Elephant Seal (Leavethepool)
• Jose Moaninho (Chelsea Kids)
• Arsey Whinger (Arsenal Fan TV FC)
• Dim Tim Sherwhat (DIY Army)
• Divhead Moyes (Ronchester United)
• Malky Ochaye (Cardiv City)

Other managers (not associated with the Premier League 2013/14)

• Harry Redknapp
• Rafact Benitesh
• Woy Bodgson

Other Characters

Club owners

• John Henry (Leavethepool club owner)
• Roman Imveryrich (Chelsea Kids club owner)
• Alan Sugar (DIY Army club owner)
• Daniel Levil (DIY Army club owner)
• Vincent Tan (Cardiv City club owner)

Referees

• Ordinary Referee
• Fat Referee
• Bald referee
• Blue-eyed referee

Others

• Eva Carneiro (Chelsea Kids club doctor)
• Barack Obama
• Mr T
• Film director
• Lighting designer
• Cameraman
• Prison guard
• Tony Baloney

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